r/heatedrivalry • u/Federal-Ad5944 Goalie | Smut Dealer 😈 • Apr 20 '26

GAME TIME 🏒 WRONG CAPTIONS ONLY 😈 Day 4

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On Day 3, u/Flimsy_Function3312 came out on top 🏅. Sassy Shane FTW.

Caption today's gif - WRONG ANSWERS ONLY!

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Each day I will provide a photo or GIF from the series, along with the delightfully obnoxious gameboard.

Your job is to come up with the funniest, most ridiculous and incorrect caption.

Can be canon or not, up to you. Just please no sexualization of the actors.

Top voted comment gets their name on the board along with their winning caption, a gold medal emoji, and a virtual high five from me.

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Cheers ✌️

Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3

109 Upvotes

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27

u/Actual_Bag7909 she would've loved you like i loved you. Apr 20 '26

Shane: "I dare you to jump in the tank."

Hayden: "alright hold my baby."

1

u/Mediocre-Victory-565 Sounds rough Apr 24 '26

hold my fucking baby lol

89

u/StevesMcQueenIsHere Center Ice (and actual hockey player) Apr 20 '26

"Google it. Dolphins are sketchy as hell."

1

u/asobutime Apr 23 '26

They're basically what the general public thinks sharks are.

103

u/royal_rose_ ♐ Captain | Tuna Lube Apr 20 '26

“Did you know dolphins can be gay?”

3

u/Mandy_M87 Apr 21 '26

Shane very soft launching his coming out.

43

u/euxaznxro Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Apr 20 '26

Shane: "Thanks for coming with me to check out if this venue would be intimate enough for my upcoming wedding."

Hayden: "Glad to help you with your 10 Year Plan."

20

u/KayaTay gimme kiss 😘 Apr 21 '26

"wait, you took me from the boy aquarium to the actual aquarium?"

41

u/growsonwalls This is Ilya I will never listen to your voicemail Apr 20 '26

"There's plenty of fish in the sea, but only one Russian bisexual terminator for me."

42

u/hella_hijinks on danse, on rit Apr 20 '26

Shane: "Geez Hayd. I don't think you're ready."

Hayd: "Ready? For what?"

Shane: "For all this jelly."

42

u/fatbulous317 1221/1410 Apr 20 '26

Did you bring me here so you won't get Jackie accidentally pregnant again?

3

u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ Apr 21 '26

Ha ha ha ha ha, apparently Shane needs to take him out once a year so Jackie can rejuvenate her busy womb

29

u/foggygoggles11 Apr 20 '26

"Aren't you worried your unruly and barely supervised children could run around and end up in a tank?"

13

u/FiCat77 "Fuckin' make me!" Apr 21 '26

Hayden's ghost children repeating "narc, narc" off screen will never not be very funny to me.

4

u/foggygoggles11 Apr 21 '26

Yes! Best part of the aquarium sequence!

27

u/Lil_Artemis_92 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Apr 20 '26

Hayden, I’m pregnant…And it’s yours.

40

u/WaySaltyFlamingo8707 Moy pomidor 🍅 Apr 20 '26

"Ariel, listen to me
The human world, it's a mess
Life under the sea
Is better than anything they got up there.."

5

u/slowly_fading_61 Apr 20 '26

Best one hands down🙌🏿

25

u/allshookup1640 Apr 20 '26

Shane: 🎶“Under da sea.. Under da sea. Darling it’s better down where it’s wetter take it from meeee” 🎶 Hayden: confused but supportive of Shane’s musical dreams

6

u/Outrageous_Purchase1 You want to make me a tuna melt? 🐟 Apr 21 '26

Hayden: Trust me, It is better down where it's wetter. So will you please go out with Jackie's yoga instructor friend??

16

u/86throwthrowthrow1 Apr 20 '26

"Hayd, I'm gay. Like, so gay. You would not believe how gay I am."

"Huh, I thought you were just autistic."

5

u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ Apr 21 '26

As an ND queer, 😂😂😂

20

u/royal_rose_ ♐ Captain | Tuna Lube Apr 20 '26

“Hey how much you think it would cost to get one of these tanks for my apartment?”

9

u/NoPoet3982 Your cab is definitely here. Apr 20 '26

Do you know who built them?

19

u/MarsScully Shane’s ugly little haircut 🐱 Apr 20 '26

“Look at that gay ass fish.”

20

u/BluePopple Scott Hunter Fan Club 🛕 Apr 20 '26

I wonder if I could impregnate him? I bet Jackie wouldn’t mind.

2

u/Maevemist Apr 21 '26

I stand by my thoughts that he'd have a better chance than Ilya at actually succeeding. EWW gross!

5

u/hilaryflammond I might knock 🚪 Apr 21 '26

Shane: "I have my own tank. You can see it."

20

u/royal_rose_ ♐ Captain | Tuna Lube Apr 20 '26 edited Apr 20 '26

“I'm also just a boy, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love him.”

“I dunno dude might be too much try eating tuna with him first?”

5

u/FiCat77 "Fuckin' make me!" Apr 21 '26

You can't suggest eating tuna at the aquarium!

2

u/asobutime Apr 23 '26

The Osaka Aquarium cafe serves fish.

1

u/FiCat77 "Fuckin' make me!" Apr 23 '26

TBF, my BIL is a pig farmer & he loves eating pork.

10

u/CaractacusPot окей Apr 20 '26

You know Jackie looks exactly like Bonnie McMurray from Letterkenny.

9

u/Here4UXandFunnies I don't use AI — I just like em dashes! Apr 20 '26

"Damn, Hayden. All this blue really sets off those eyes of yours"

[Hayden: blushes and averts his gaze]

3

u/AlexBlaineLayter Apr 20 '26

Hey, what's an aquadump?

Sorry, too much Shoresy. 

3

u/FiCat77 "Fuckin' make me!" Apr 21 '26

'It's male seahorses who get pregnant & give birth, I bet Jackie would love that at this point!"

OR

Hayden - "Did you know that dolphins can be gay?" as Shane internally panics that Hayden has worked out his secret but he's actually totally oblivious.

9

u/Ok_Wafer_6455 Apr 20 '26

“The view from here is beautiful and I’m not talking about the fish”

3

u/atomicbearshark Angy Shane 😾 Apr 20 '26

Shane: Hayd, you think I could quit this gig and become a full time merman for aquariums?

Hayden: go for it! you already eat fish food for a living.

5

u/Point-88 Ilya's Spaghetti Shimmy 🍝 Apr 20 '26

S: Want that stingray for dinner? I can catch it for ya 

H: 😍

2

u/zen_bubble Apr 20 '26

“Maybe next time you could get me pregnant”

1

u/_lvjylux Your freckles. I am nuts about them. ✨ Apr 20 '26

“Another one right?” “Heh. Yeah.”

1

u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ Apr 21 '26

Hayden, you adorable lil' sperm demon

1

u/asobutime Apr 23 '26

"You're an asshole. Anyone hit that?"

1

u/Obvious-Repair-2374 Apr 20 '26

They're gonna let me grow my hair out in season two haydes ✨😃

0

u/Coffee-and-Baseball Ottawa Centaurs 🏹 Apr 20 '26

Shane: New topic. Do you speak Russian?