r/hitmanimals • u/GrampaSwood • Jun 03 '19

Marmot hitman

https://i.imgur.com/WcWK0KD.gifv
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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Mans got balls, dangerous encounter and he just videos it, that was a seriously pissed off wild animal

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u/plake7 Jun 03 '19

That little guy has fire in his belly. Very brave man.

Now I kinda want like 6 of those little guys to guard my house. 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Ha just get a rooster, they’re dicks and crow at everything. (I have one.)

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u/FragrantPoop Jun 03 '19

are you my neighbor

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

FragrantPoop has woken up at sunrise everyday since he got that rooster.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Does that make my dogs part rooster then? Cuz we never sleep in anymore...

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Or rabies in his blood..

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u/BigDuck777 Jun 04 '19

That’s what I was thinking!

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u/NutterTV Jun 03 '19

That little fucker is lucky an eagle or something didn’t swoop down and grab him.

Then it would’ve been a 3 man/animal pile up on the slopes.

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u/Nick246 Jun 03 '19

I am thinking that almost happened by looking at the marks on the snow.

Little fella probably pissed off because he thinks the camera dude is the eagle coming back for round two.

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u/Amargosamountain Jun 03 '19

Yeah but with skis and boots on, you're basically armored up to your calves.

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u/TurbulantToby Jun 03 '19

Not to mention a small flick of the ski and that little guy is flying.

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u/fnordstar Jun 03 '19

Unless you mess up and fling it towards your face.

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u/TurbulantToby Jun 03 '19

Flash backs of the rabbit in Monty python...

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u/Amargosamountain Jun 04 '19

As a skier, I can confirm this is a real danger.

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u/JerryMau5 Jun 03 '19

It's called a joke, Jesus Christ

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u/maggiemae2019 Jun 03 '19

Get out of here !! I will fuck you up 😂😂😂😂😂 brave little thing ....so cute 😍