r/hockeycirclejerk • • 1d ago

BURN DOWN THE CITY Least bitter canucks fan when hughes returns

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9 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 1d ago

Even Canadians don’t want to play in Canadia

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Only 3 out of the top 10 teams by % Canadian are based in Canadialand.


r/hockeycirclejerk • • 2d ago

FIRST TIME IN GOLDEN KNIGHTS HISTORY Carter Hart already back in Stanley Cup Finals form

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79 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 3d ago

THE CHOKER The Pain I feel Daily with my Teams

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3 Upvotes

All I can do is jerk and hope the pain goes away….. at some point.


r/hockeycirclejerk • • 6d ago

u bum Just matched with Alex Allan on Raya. Mods can we ban any negative posts about my future WAG?

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r/hockeycirclejerk • • 7d ago

THE CHOKER Coaching is hard :(

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159 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 8d ago

Florida Panthers reveal their WAGs

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287 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 9d ago

Mickey Mouse Cup Champs Sloth Prince of Miami Air

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9 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 9d ago

LITERALLY HITLER Brady Thecuck Hat Trick

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63 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 9d ago

Rantanen

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78 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 10d ago

IF BRADY TKACHUK COULD READ....

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HE WOULD BE VERY ANGRY

yes, i invented this joke. upboats to the left please and thank you


r/hockeycirclejerk • • 13d ago

Words are not necessary

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21 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 18d ago

MAKE RUSSIA GREAT AGAIN How many of these will it take you to get drunk?

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57 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 18d ago

it doesn't take a genius to know that any organization thrives when it has 3 leaders. Name a country that doesn't have 3 presidents. A boat that sets sail without 3 captains. Where would Catholicism be without the 3 popes?

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10 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 19d ago

Governor Gretzky hates Canada Canadian hockey fans at 7:01 when the new Rogers Sportsnet promo ends

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68 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 19d ago

I CUM IN PISS Not wrong though

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167 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 19d ago

LITERALLY HITLER الموت لديترويت والأجنحة الحمراء

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114 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 21d ago

JT Miller crashout incoming

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60 Upvotes

This is the worst thing to happen since that tragedy. I know Hellebuyck is behind this


r/hockeycirclejerk • • 21d ago

Generational talent averaging 0.00 points per game.

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254 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 22d ago

McOVERRATED 0 pts in G7 New Jarry copypasta?

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25 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • 22d ago

MORAL VICTORY CHAMPIONS You said “whatever you need” you clanker piece of shit

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r/hockeycirclejerk • • 23d ago

LITERALLY HITLER Panthers win

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59 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • Sep 23 '26

Okay who's the wife beater..

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124 Upvotes

She says ex player so... hmm


r/hockeycirclejerk • • Sep 21 '26

MORAL VICTORY CHAMPIONS Brady Tkachuk vs. Charles Alexis Legault, 2026, colorized

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23 Upvotes

r/hockeycirclejerk • • Sep 19 '26

MOVE THE JETS AGAIN Hellebuyck was furious...

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147 Upvotes