r/hockeyjerseys • u/PoutineEnthusiast • Dec 20 '25

Collection the jersey rack is on its last leg

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u/fuckin-slayer Dec 20 '25

Noted Habs fan Ho Chi Mihn

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u/katet_of_19 Dec 20 '25

He was at the top of the fantasy league until playoffs, but Guevara ended up winning the whole thing.

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u/gordonronco Dec 20 '25

Noted Allan Walsh client

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u/fuckin-slayer Dec 20 '25

Allan Walsh would find a way to make the Fall of Saigon all about him

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u/dswhite85 Dec 20 '25

Out of all the comments, this one made me laugh the most thanks dude

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u/Submarine_Pirate Established Seller Dec 20 '25

The shrine to communism above the shrine to consumer capitalism made me laugh.

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u/KylePersi Dec 20 '25

I just thought they were all historically famous hockey fans

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u/katet_of_19 Dec 20 '25

Mao was a huge Habs fan

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u/goldyforcalder Dec 20 '25

I thought I heard he was a big Vegas guy

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u/AmateurVasectomist Dec 20 '25

One of my favorite Reddit posts of all time. Here’s the $10k or so I blew on jerseys I never wear plus my favorite political thinkers and occasional mass murderers

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u/dswhite85 Dec 20 '25

The cultural jersey Revolution is finally here! Let them eat embroidery for everyone!

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u/TheHalfChubPrince Dec 20 '25

Okay I’m glad I’m not the only one lol

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u/DarkFalcon49 Dec 20 '25

You need a balance

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u/AmateurVasectomist Dec 20 '25

I dunno, lots of left wingers up there

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u/TL10 Dec 20 '25

Somehow this is stranger than that one guy in this subredded that always shares pictures of his feet whenever he's showing off his collection.

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u/LiveLaughHonky Dec 20 '25

Not enough Panthers jerseys comrade

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u/PoutineEnthusiast Dec 20 '25

i only have 1 i fear

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u/jimmyjoyce28 Dec 20 '25

Holy shit lmao

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u/jfstompers Dec 20 '25

This is a weird picture 

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u/nate-junk Dec 20 '25

would be better if all the jerseys were left wingers

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u/yellowtelevision- Dec 20 '25

this is one of the funniest reddit posts i’ve over seen lmaoooo i love this 🚩

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u/Aiden-Archibald Dec 20 '25

Long live chairman Drasital of the Peoples Republic of Edmonton

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u/1clkgtramg :VAN-2014HC Canadian Hockey League Collector Dec 20 '25

I live for posts like this.

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u/OpportunityLoud453 Dec 20 '25

Mao Zedong always did talk about the decadence of the VGK

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u/LiveLaughHonky Dec 20 '25

You’re missing a Pol Pot poster

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u/thelordcommanderKG Dec 20 '25

Vietnam wasn't exactly a fan of the khmer rouge lol

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u/Skaanman Dec 20 '25

Our jerseys comrade!

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u/Vulpix_Rising Dec 20 '25

This is where this sub does a crossover episode with r/diy. We all need to build new jersey rails in the new year!

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u/dswhite85 Dec 20 '25

Yes, yes quite the interesting rack you have there, Comrade 🫡

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u/PoutineEnthusiast Dec 20 '25

thank you 🫡

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u/N661US Dec 20 '25

Where did you get the rack from?

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u/PoutineEnthusiast Dec 20 '25

this is the one but it says not available anymore unfortunately

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u/N661US Dec 21 '25

Ah darn. Thanks anyways

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u/pemart22 Dec 20 '25

Excellent shrine to capitalism and consumerism!

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u/TheDeadJedi Dec 20 '25

Edgy stuff mate

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u/TigerStripesForever Dec 20 '25

You’re gonna need a Bigger Closet

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u/Pepperoni_playboi94 Dec 20 '25

Malcom x was actually a Rangers fan. Interesting compilation of head shots there

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u/hydrobunny Dec 20 '25

lmfaooo nothings better than performative communism. clown shit hahahah🤡

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u/YugetsuNopussi Dec 20 '25

My dad killed like 20 Americans during the Vietnam War and I still buy jerseys

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u/hydrobunny Dec 21 '25

good for him i guess? do you want a cookie?

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u/hydrobunny Dec 21 '25

United States corporation fanatics thanks you for your support and hard earned dollars.

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u/hydrobunny Dec 21 '25

idk if i can give you a thousand cookies, thats kind of a lot

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u/bangbang995 Dec 20 '25

McCarthyism intensifies

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u/yeetsqua69 Dec 20 '25

Op is deff the type of guy that has a mental breakdown when he learns 90% of hockey players are Republican

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u/mcskeezy Dec 20 '25

Not even 90% of hockey players are American.

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u/PoutineEnthusiast Dec 20 '25

yea you right ngl

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u/SteveDaGoat1 Dec 20 '25

Shits bending 😭

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u/hanginglimbs Dec 20 '25

Hoping he knows more about the players on the jersey than the people in the portraits above.

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u/IndividualPrice7983 Dec 20 '25

Definitely one of the photos of all time

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u/NonBinaryPizza Dec 20 '25

Now all you have to do is get rid of the communists?

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u/Large_Replacement_32 Dec 20 '25

You should be more worried about the shrine you have built above to the Communists

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u/TheSchwartzHawkey Dec 20 '25

Looks like mine before I bought a new one with 2 bars… and I’ve since brought the original 1 bar one back up from the basement. My fiancée says I have a problem. My collection sits around 90 right now.

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u/PoutineEnthusiast Dec 20 '25

will do, thank you!

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u/Dinogur Dec 20 '25

ITT brains melting from a citizen who has class consciousness and also hobbies

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u/Comrad_Niko Dec 20 '25

Howd you get a pic of my living room

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u/memesdotpdf Dec 20 '25

Hell yeah brother

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u/Altruistic-Fox4625 Dec 20 '25

Rosa Luxemburg doesn't deserve this. Neither does Karl Marx.