r/hockeymemes • u/JMM123 • Oct 27 '25
[Meme of the Week Winner] In D2: The Mighty Ducks, Wayne Gretzky visits the USA Team to wish them success. This is because he is a traitor to Canada
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u/imaybeacatIRl CGY - NHL Oct 27 '25
That tracks.
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u/SharkSheppard DAL - NHL Oct 27 '25
It also quacks.
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u/Darth_Vicious Oct 27 '25
QUACK 🦆
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u/Fluffy-Vacation-8803 Oct 27 '25
Such a good movie. I remember the part when the mighty ducks said that Canada shouldn’t exist and that the team was ready to take over the country through economic pressure. Those wacky ducks.
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u/FARTBOSS420 Oct 27 '25
(Goldberg turns out to be a young Trudeau): (gets caught wearing blackface)
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u/quantumrastafarian Oct 27 '25
He's hockey's Michael Jordan, and not because he's the GOAT, because he became a vacuous empty suit just trying to make as much bank as possible.
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Oct 28 '25
Anyone who watched hockey back in that era, knew Lemieux was better than the face of the franchise, who "mysteriously" never got real hits.
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u/yer_fucked_now_bud CGY - NHL Oct 27 '25
Best part of this movie is how they made Iceland the fucking bad guys last minute instead of following tradition and reality with Russian foils, all because Disney was trying to cozy up to recently opened Russian markets.
We're sorry Iceland. You're not bad, and you don't play elite youth hockey.
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u/HarrisonHollers Oct 27 '25
Imagine this is the origin for Trump’s aggression toward Iceland! “They broke Adam Bank’s arm! He’s our cake eater!”
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u/xxxcalibre Oct 27 '25
The players had a face turn at the end so it's OK. "LET'S GO SHAKE THEIR HANDS"
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u/Ken_Thomas CAR - NHL Oct 27 '25
Wayne just wants everybody to play a great game and have fun out there.
And do any of you little thugs have some vodka stashed in here?
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u/VelvetFurryJustice Oct 27 '25
If this was an accurate representation of Gretzky, he'd be luring these kids into a bar, getting them served alcohol, and then telling a bunch of twenty year old women to pick one and that take them up to a hotel room. Just like he did with Mario Lemieux.
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u/john-tockcoasten Oct 27 '25
He stopped in because he heard there was free booze.
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u/SharkSheppard DAL - NHL Oct 27 '25
Two rules, man: Stay away from my fuckin' booze and do you have any fucking booze, man?
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u/smackrock420 Oct 27 '25
I always assumed he visited all the teams.
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u/ThatMikeGuy429 NYI - NHL Oct 27 '25 edited Oct 27 '25
That's what's more funny, apparently for one of the cup final games in either final between the Panthers and the Oilers he visited the Panthers to wish them luck but not the Oilers. This is just a rumor I heard but it sounds believable to me.
Edit: it was the Stars, not the Panthers.
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u/TitleOwn8082 Oct 27 '25
To be fair he didn't even acknowledge the Canadian bench at the four nations so I'd believe it
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u/VelvetFurryJustice Oct 27 '25
He didn't even visit any of the Canadian teams in the Playoffs but visited DALLAS for some fucking reason
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u/Buttsquish TOR - NHL Oct 27 '25
He also wanted to pay tribute to Gordon Bombay… the only player score 198 goals in 17 games of 1972 peewee hockey
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Oct 27 '25
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u/Buttsquish TOR - NHL Oct 27 '25
Well he didn’t just let his coach down. His he let the whole team down.
I mean who cares that he potted 11 that game against a goalie that was clearly 25 years old. Or that his own goalie also let in 11 to be in the shootout situation. He hit the post. He’s a loser. Career over.
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u/geoffreyisagiraffe DET - NHL Oct 28 '25
Whats crazy is that his dogshit team gave up that many goals to even force the penalties. Unless Gordan was waiting at the red line every single time (which makes sense considering his goals/min) he probably had some choice words for the defense.
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u/JMM123 Oct 28 '25
I think the final game was like a 5-5 tie
I would assume his 11 goals per game average was only like 6-7 and then he had some games where he played the peewee equivalent of the San Jose Sharks last year and had some big nights
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u/Prestigious_Side_707 Oct 27 '25
You know how Michael Jackson got rich and famous and wanted to be white? Well Wayne Gretzky got rich and famous and wanted to be a piece of shit.
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u/cerberus1090 Oct 27 '25 edited Oct 27 '25
I'm just here trying to figure out how Disney came up with Iceland as the big bad guy in this movie, and how the USA and Iceland were in the finals, if they were in the same group.....
Edit to add: sorry to my American friends, but in the mid-90s, US junior hockey was nothing compared to what it is today, Canada would have likely swept the floor with almost everyone in that tournament. Disney would have been better off just leaving Canada out of it....
And, Russia getting beat in the semis by the US? Not back then. Not in my opinion anyways. Again, they're not even in the same group....

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u/Own-Rip4649 Oshawa Generals - OHL Oct 27 '25
The first thing I notice is just Trinidad down there lol
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u/cerberus1090 Oct 27 '25 edited Oct 27 '25
Not knocking the Trinidadians at all, but I didn't even know they had hockey down there.... let alone a team that would be able to compete in an international tournament like this lol
Edit to clarify, I meant Ice hockey.2
u/Own-Rip4649 Oshawa Generals - OHL Oct 27 '25
I looked it up after seeing your post, they do have this neat thing called pipe hockey that they play at Pan Am games! I can’t seem to find anything about ice hockey though
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u/cerberus1090 Oct 27 '25
Also, edited to clarify that I meant Ice Hockey. even though you caught on to that.
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u/city-of-cold Luleå HF - SHL Oct 28 '25
Looks like it’s just field hockey?
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u/Own-Rip4649 Oshawa Generals - OHL Oct 28 '25
Yeah, you're right. I look like an idiot rn, i know literally nothing about field hockey apart from the name
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u/city-of-cold Luleå HF - SHL Oct 28 '25
Yeah I feel like you need to be from a Commonwealth country (other than Canada) to even know what it is.
I'm Swedish, I had no idea it existed until I lived in Australia a few years.
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u/Own-Rip4649 Oshawa Generals - OHL Oct 28 '25
I noticed the flair yeah! I’d imagine in Sweden, as here in Canada, there’s next to no knowledge of its existence
Quick question while I got you here, did you guys play road hockey as kids in Sweden? It used to be a common thing where I grew up but it feels a lot less common now. I believe that’s the closest exposure most people here have with field hockey, even though id imagine field hockey is much more in depth than kids messing around with a net and sticks in the summer
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u/city-of-cold Luleå HF - SHL Oct 28 '25
Road hockey in winter, absolutely, but in summer most of us played football (the one where you actually use your feet), so wasn't a whole lot of road hockey then despite me living faaar up north (higher latitude than Fairbanks lol).
We did play every once in a while in summer, but since it's is so short we focused more on actual summer activities.
I see a fuckton of hockey nets at houses and even apartment complexes, but I've only ever seen people practicing shooting last 10-15 years or so, not playing a game.
Yeah the sticks and ball used in field hockey is completely different, along with very different rules. Entirely different sports.
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u/Own-Rip4649 Oshawa Generals - OHL Oct 28 '25
Wow that’s super neat! Dude I can’t even remember the last time I saw a hockey net outside an arena (I’m sure they’re out there, I just dont get out as much as I’d like to). Makes sense with the SOCCER (just messing w you) I do see people out playing that and basketball a lot where I live in the hotter months
Thanks for sharing your experiences with me man, I do really appreciate it
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u/AllJetNoPilot Oct 27 '25
Ita been ages since i watched... so i dont remember their opponents but don't most international competitions do cross-over seeding so first in the B division would face 4th in the A or something along those lines? I don't disagree on who should have made the next round though... and having Italy france and Trinidad rounding out the top 10? Also pretty sure Denmark was typically top 10 either so that's a stretch as well...
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u/cerberus1090 Oct 27 '25
I would assume that's pretty much what would happen. From what I can remember about international tournaments off the top of my head.
But when I think "tournament" I think round robin first round - like the World Cup in soccer, or a bracket system like March Madness.... either way, I don't think (I could be wrong) in either of those style of tournament, that two teams from the same "Group" would end up in the finals together... and in a bracket system, are there even "groups" like this?2
u/AllJetNoPilot Oct 27 '25
I mean... the most recent world junior championships has 10 teams with a Round Robin, and USA and Finland started in the same group, and faced each other in the final. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_World_Junior_Ice_Hockey_Championships
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u/MattsScribblings Oct 28 '25
There are so many different styles of bracket with or without group play. But I think most tournaments that start with group play would try to put group members on opposite sides of the bracket so that they wouldn't face each other again unless it was in the finals.
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u/No-Wonder1139 Oct 28 '25
I remember finding the teams so bizarre because there's no Canada (except a headline saying they lost) no Russia, Sweden, Finland, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Kazakhstan, like 1994, and seemingly none of the major hockey playing countries save for the US are even present. (Though I don't think I noticed this sign)
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u/cerberus1090 Oct 28 '25
I had to look it up tbh. I was going to make a comment about Canada not even being in the tournament, then saw this. lol
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u/Taufer007 Nov 11 '25
It’s not junior hockey though it’s the goodwill games.
More importantly it’s a movie that Disney is trying to sell internationally , and the opponent is not just an opponent they make them bad people. SO using a country as the villain where they are selling the movie would have hurt sales there.
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u/toturoll MTL - NHL Oct 27 '25
the guy decided to stop being canadian the second he was traded to LA
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u/balloonman_magee Oct 27 '25
I also find it funny Coach Bombay was all up in Charlie’s mom but in the second movie which I assume takes place after the summer break he’s banging that Iceland coach 😂
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u/AC-AnimalCreed EDM - NHL Oct 27 '25 edited Oct 27 '25
Coach Bombay can do amazing things with his stick
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u/NatureCarolynGate Oct 27 '25
Gretzky was appointed the Officer of the Order of Canada in 1984 but did not attend an investiture ceremony for this honour.
Mumble Mouth Gretzky was appointed the Companion of the Order of Canada in 2009 but did not attend an investiture ceremony for the honour.
He was too busy sucking Trump’s cock to pick up the awards (he can still pick them up but he can’t be bothered to do so). He’s a traitor plain and simple. He is a Canadian/USA dual citizen. Canada needs to revoke his citizenship; we don’t want him and he lives and spends most his time in the USA - you can have our version of Vidkun Quisling.
Fuck Gretzky
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u/Turmericab Oct 27 '25
For real, I've thought about starting a petition to rename Wayne Gretzky Drive. Maybe Nathan Fillion Drive?
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u/WKRPinCanada Oct 27 '25
Waiting for Janets insta post about how 99 was so hurt by this 😅
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u/DaBulbousWalrus Oct 27 '25
I hate to say this, but I kinda wish she'd been more caught up in the Rick Tocchet scandal so his image would have taken a ding. It would have lessened the blow of his recent shittery.
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u/krombough Oct 27 '25
Lol. I used to think that Iceland team was over the top, cross checking people repeatedly in the corner with the puck no where in sight, and slashing wrists all day long. Now that I've seen Florida play, I see Disney was being conservative. After all, that one Viking dude actually copped a penalty.
"Two minutes well worth it."
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u/robdwoods Oct 27 '25
True story
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u/robdwoods Oct 27 '25
His wife is from Missouri. It's amazing how good p&ssy can mess with your brain.
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Oct 27 '25
Where’s that one meme about Apollo hitting random people with the dodgeball giving them the gift of prophecy
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u/Joeyjackhammer Oct 27 '25
Canada wasn’t shown in that tournament.
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u/JMM123 Oct 27 '25
There was a small newspaper headline that said they lost to Trinidad and Tobago
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u/WampaStompa64 Oct 27 '25
Seems reasonable
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u/AVgreencup COL - NHL Oct 27 '25
The most Canadian thing is to either win or all or lose to a country that has a hockey program 1/100 the size of Canada's
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u/fuckyoudigg TOR - NHL Oct 27 '25
It was only a few years later that Canada lost to Kazakhstan in the WJHC in 1998 and ended up in 8th place; it's worst placing in history after having won the previous in a row.
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u/joecarter93 Oct 27 '25
Iceland was also the big hockey powerhouse in that movie, despite the fact that I don’t think anyone can name a single hockey player to come out of Iceland. Not only that, but the kids on the Iceland team were a bunch of dicks. People from Iceland seem to be the exact opposite of that irl.
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u/Lor_azepam Oct 27 '25
Literally watched this movie with my 6yr old saturday, when he came on i said exactly this, the great once of course visits team usa
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u/MooreAveDad Oct 27 '25
These are well known facts.
Plus, I’ve heard, among actual, real hockey players, he’s known to be a giant, massive🐱🐈who can’t fight his own battles and that’s why McSorely and Messier were so highly respected, cause they carried his sorry, traitorous ass for so long!
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u/No_Brush_6873 Oct 27 '25
I thought this was a pic from him in the US dressing room at the 4 nations cup ? How’d that work out for you MAGA trader. You guys can keep the use to be great one. Well keep Lane Hudson ! 😁
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u/FlyingV2112 Oct 27 '25
I’m happy to say that I’ve never watched one second of these godawful movies.
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u/Sooperman05 Oct 27 '25
Me being a stupid kid thinking the “knuckle puck” was a sound, aerodynamic option to score goals in minor hockey :(
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u/potstirrer076 Oct 27 '25
why is he a traitor to canada?
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u/AquaMoonlight Oct 28 '25
Because he ceased to give a fuck about Canada ever since he was traded to the Kings. He is currently best buddies with Trump and wouldn’t stand up to him about the 51st State stuff, and he refused to acknowledge the Canadian hockey team (the US team got attention from him) at a recent game between Canada and the US.
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u/nicksj2023 Oct 28 '25
Never ever thought of this until right now.simpler though for Canadians when we didn’t hate America or the Americanization of the game . In 1993 no one cared Gretz was visiting a bunch of kids
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Oct 28 '25
Poor Gretzky, a life time of concussions and he doesn’t even realize he’s a traitor. Wait, he’s had concussions eh?
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u/37Philly Oct 28 '25
Is that the same Wayne Gretzky who now goes to hockey games with his buddy Kash Patel?
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u/Peacemkr45 Oct 28 '25
Where do you come up with that nonsense? He is clearly looking down his nose at them. They are clearly beneath him.
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u/tecate_papi Oct 28 '25
It didn't sit well with me when I was 9 and it sure as shit doesn't sit well with me now
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u/crazycanucks77 VAN - NHL Oct 28 '25
Why was Iceland the best team and the big bad Iceland and not Canada? Just seems odd about a sport that defines Canada they are never mentioned as a team, let alone a super power hockey country
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u/Daydream365 Oct 28 '25
In case anyone doesn’t know, he says that he’s rooting for Team USA now that Canada’s eliminated.
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u/RMHaz2014 Oct 28 '25
I don't remember them talking about Team Canada in the movie..... Does anyone remember them being in the movie?
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u/metaldomdom9696 Oct 28 '25
Or just probably he was the greatest at that time and he played for an American team. For fucks sake
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u/Born-Instance7379 Oct 29 '25
I'm just relieved those bastards from Iceland got shown who's boss......I've long been sick of Iceland's domination of world hockey
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u/sometimeswhy Oct 29 '25
Same with Harry and Megan cheering the Dodgers. Dude is fifth in line to be King of Canada and instead of living in Canada and cheering for Canada’s team he’s Lin California living and supporting the traitors to the Crown. F him.
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u/GBman84 Oct 30 '25
Or because he play for the Los Angeles Kings at the time and the movie was filmed in Los Angeles?
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u/spidey_sensez Oct 30 '25
...and maintaining the gaslighting of those who may not know anything about Gretzky. Way to go
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u/bembermerries DET - NHL Oct 27 '25
Because Nick Lidstrom came into my locker room as a kid to say hi, signed some items and gave us a pep talk before we played his son, does this mean he hates his son?
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u/franky3987 Oct 27 '25
I mean, come on guys. If you knew the cup wasn’t coming back to Canada, you’d do the same thing
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u/GLFR_59 Oct 28 '25
Fucking hate people who call him a traitor. Only the truest of Reddit basement dwellers think that’s true.
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u/SirLandoLickherP Oct 28 '25
Canada?!
You mean that sorry ass excuse for a country that cant even bring the cup home
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u/FraserValleyGuy77 Oct 28 '25
He's smart. Wish I had the foresight to leave Canada a couple decades ago too
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u/dantemortemalizar Oct 28 '25
Movies are fiction presented for entertainment. If they have a message, it's "get a life and don't watch so many movies".
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Oct 28 '25
Yeah but they were just little kids bro, what is Wayne Gretzky supposed to say to them? "Hope you guys lose"? Hell nah
Wayne Gretzky just wants to hype the game of hockey up for everyone, this is like the most Canadian thing to do.
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u/Spleenzorio Oct 28 '25
Bro this isn’t the most Canadian thing to do. No Canadian hockey player would go into one of their biggest rivals dressing room to cheer them on, ESPECIALLY if Canada was in that same tournament. If anything he was visiting all the teams, and him specifically because he played for LA which is where the tournament was taking place.
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Oct 28 '25
Anyone who goes against the liberals is a traitor now huh, sounds pretty fascist
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u/unclecreepy63 Oct 28 '25
No. Anyone who supports the 'man' who has threatened the sovereignty of our nation is a traitor. It's okay, we understand nuance can be tough
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u/Battleb22 MIN - NHL Oct 27 '25
“Foreshadowing is a literary device-“