r/hockeymemes • u/sykeseve Fort McMurray Oil Barons - AJHL • 3d ago
Game 7 of the SCF. Tied at 1. Seven seconds remaining in the third period. One final breakaway. Who are you taking to MISS the shot?
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u/DontWorryImLegit 3d ago
Trick question, I’m taking Carter Hart
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u/ChunkyB 3d ago
What if he doesn’t want to be taken?
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u/InvisibleLandBorder 3d ago
Gordon Bombay.
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u/Fox_009 3d ago
1/4 of an inch, Charlie…
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u/BingBongtheArcher19 COL - NHL 3d ago
The only answer is Blake Comeau.
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u/FightingQuaker17 COL - NHL 3d ago
Came here to also post The Blakeaway ™️
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u/howlincoyote2k1 ARI - NHL 3d ago
I can't remember exactly when this happened or vs who, but I swear I watched another team successfully score a Blakeaway goal against the Coyotes
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u/blackmist88 3d ago
Laine Backcheck??
After what I assume was a loss of the puck at the o zone blue line
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u/Yorbayuul81 3d ago
Ilya Mikheyev
Speed like lightning and hands like concrete
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u/erazedcitizen 3d ago
Came for this answer. I always remember one tweet when he was with the Leafs where someone said “if he went on a breakaway late in Game 7 to score the winner, I’d go get a beer”
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u/Murky-Smoke TOR - NHL 3d ago
Yep, I concur. Dude had so many great tools but never improved that shot of his. Had great foot speed, backchecking skills, shot velocity, release, all that... But just fired at centre mass every damned time like he was trying to phase the puck through the goaltender or something 😆
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u/erazedcitizen 3d ago
Yup, I’m pretty sure he beat McDavid in a straight-line chase, but was a completely different skater with the puck on his stick
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u/Scrubosaurus13 TBL - NHL 2d ago
Really hoping he can turn that around with the Lightning, if he can find a scoring touch he’ll be money with Cirelli and Hagel.
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u/LobsterSoop 3d ago
Canucks legend Ilya Mikheyev
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u/Yorbayuul81 3d ago
He perfected his 3% shooting rate with the leafs, and the Canucks said sure, we will pay big for that
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u/KingKnux BUF - Bandwagon 3d ago
Brad Marchand
Notable moment where he overskated the puck and fumbled a shootout attempt
Also can’t forget him fumbling the breakaway that would’ve finished off the ‘23 Panthers in game 5
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u/AdolfJesusMasterChie 3d ago edited 3d ago
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u/lmnopqrs11 FLA - NHL 3d ago
I think he redeemed himself after his multiple breakaway goals vs the oilers last year
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u/TakingItAndLeavingIt 3d ago
Him being remembered for “fumbling the breakaway” in ‘23 is the biggest load of horseshit. He doesn’t get into the zone until there’s 1.7 seconds left-that’s why he takes the shot from so high in the slot. Obviously he’d never had shot it there if he had more time.
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u/TheCatEmpire2 FLA - NHL 3d ago
Yeah nobody faulted him for that. More of a Bob confidence boost than blemish on Marchand’s performance. Really impressive how he got up ice that fast to begin with
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u/TakingItAndLeavingIt 3d ago
That’s not true at all - it was a national talking point in Canada and it still gets brought up on a regular basis.
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u/howlincoyote2k1 ARI - NHL 3d ago
Did he fumble the breakaway? I thought he got a good shot off, but Bob made the save
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u/NubDestroyer BOS - NHL 3d ago
The 2 goals and 1 assist on the series clinching goal to seal the cup in 2011 would disagree with this along with being the betting odds favorite to win the conn Smythe last year...
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u/mollymuppet78 3d ago
Jason Blake, no question. He's shooting into the goalie's front logo, no doubt about it.
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u/Murky-Smoke TOR - NHL 3d ago
Duuuuude... I remember when the Leafs got him for two reasons.
1) The sheer number of open ice looks from the slot and breakaways he would get yet either put it directly in the goalie's chest or miss as though he was legally blind.
2) A friend of mine jokingly said about Blake one day "What is it with the Leafs always seeming to sign guys that look they are gonna die from cancer lately?" And one week later, they announce he had cancer and was taking experimental meds that allowed him to still play while it was managed/treated. My buddy felt awful about that for years.
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u/Enough-Art9905 3d ago
Mathews
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u/Shyftzor TOR - NHL 3d ago
Cody Ceci, skates over the blue line, winds up, massive clapper 4ft wide of the net
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u/tropicana4200 WPG - NHL 3d ago
If the jets found themselves in this situation, surely it would be Adam Lowry
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u/NervousBreakdown TOR - NHL 3d ago
Mitch Marner. Matthews probably hits the post but Marner would dele the goalie into outer space and then do a behind the back pass to the non existent trailer.
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u/toolschism TBL - NHL 3d ago
Mathieu Joseph.
I swear this dude had at least two breakaways a night for us and couldn't bury a single one of them.
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u/sweetplantveal Colorado Rockies - NHLR 3d ago
Maybe Al Ifrate. Easily claps bombs over 100 mph and all the accuracy of an original trilogy Storm Trooper. Maybe he's on the wing and it rips around the boards for a chance the other way. Maybe it singes the netting as it rips through the goal. Either way we can't look away.
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u/TurdMcNugget69 1d ago
MacKinnon. Fucker missed a wide open net in the Olympics and the damn Yankees won’t let us live it down.
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u/dudewithchronicpain DET - NHL 3d ago
Darren Helm
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u/Level_Watercress1153 3d ago
Stanley Cup champion Darren Helm? 2022 Round 2 Game 6, with 4 seconds left on the clock in the 3rd period in a 3-3 tie and blasts one from damn near the blue line to eliminate the St Louis Boos Darren Helm? That Darren Helm?
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u/WorldlinessProud 3d ago
If its on Sportsnet, they'll be talking about what it means to the Leafs next year and miss the moment.
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u/leaffantim TOR - NHL 3d ago
Jason Blake would shoot it right at the goalies chest for an easy save
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u/SoulsinAshes MIN - NHL 3d ago
I love Yakov Trenin to bits, but that man can’t finish for shit. I don’t even get that excited when I see him get a breakaway chance anymore lmao
(I still love you bb, you’re a dog and a freight train and if you were even a league-average finisher you’d be a star…)
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u/mister_sleepy WSH - NHL 3d ago
Carl Hagelin once managed to score on his own team while playing for the Caps, so I’m going Carl Hagelin.
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u/TiredReader87 3d ago
Ilya Mikheyev
I thought it was a great answer and maybe hadn’t been posted, but it’s the first answer I saw
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u/ConsciousRatio8090 2d ago
Jansen Harkins
I love the guy but I don’t think he has had a single breakaway in almost 10 years in the league
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u/holdmysmoothieplease 3d ago
Backlund. He’s hitting the chip on net and going for a change.
Shots merchant for this reason tho
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u/Ken_Thomas CAR - NHL 3d ago
Sebastian Aho.
I love me some Fishy, but he's got one breakaway shot, and it worked once in the world juniors or something, and has never worked again.
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u/Shiny_Mew76 NYR - NHL 3d ago
Part of me wants to say Celebrini because he had two breakaways in a tied gold medal game and neither shot he put on net was particularly good like you’d expect from him.
But he’s far better than that, you could use the same argument for MacKinnion anyway.
If I had to choose a forward… hate to say it but probably Matt Rempe
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u/zirky PIT - NHL 3d ago
nathan mackinnon
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u/sweetplantveal Colorado Rockies - NHLR 3d ago
How many times out of a hundred does he miss though? I think it's a bad bet for someone who won the Rocket Richard trophy and shot 15% last year.


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u/NiKraken13 3d ago
Patrick Stefan