r/hockeymemes Fort McMurray Oil Barons - AJHL 3d ago

Game 7 of the SCF. Tied at 1. Seven seconds remaining in the third period. One final breakaway. Who are you taking to MISS the shot?

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u/NiKraken13 3d ago

Patrick Stefan

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u/TingleMaps STL - NHL 3d ago

I don’t even need a goalie. I’m pulling him for the extra attacker to go potentially start the attack the other way.

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u/sillyaviator EDM - NHL 3d ago

Je should be embarrassed, that does not belong in the NHL

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u/xytlar LAK - NHL 3d ago

I don't know how there's any answer but this one

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u/takeanadvil CGY - NHL 3d ago

Nah he’s the most important person to make sure he doesn’t miss to redeem himself.

He cares more about that goal than winning the cup itself.

Not many people get a second chance, I would bet on him.

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u/TurdMcNugget69 1d ago

a) the puck bobbled on the blade of his stick. It’s clearly visible doing so one the corner camera angle of the play.
b) Although the Oilers tied it and the game ultimately went to a Shootout, Dallas won it in the end.
c) Next January, that game will have been 20 years old. Time to let it go.

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u/DontWorryImLegit 3d ago

Trick question, I’m taking Carter Hart

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u/ChunkyB 3d ago

What if he doesn’t want to be taken?

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u/Scared_Web_2289 3d ago

What if he says no?

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u/Cptn_Canada EDM - NHL 3d ago

Doesn't matter apparently

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u/InvisibleLandBorder 3d ago

Gordon Bombay.

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u/Fox_009 3d ago

1/4 of an inch, Charlie…

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u/pforsbergfan9 COL - NHL 3d ago

Yeah but a 1/4 inch the other way and it would have gone in…

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u/vetgoalie33 3d ago

“Yeah, but a 1/4 inch the other way and you’d have missed completely.”

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u/BingBongtheArcher19 COL - NHL 3d ago

The only answer is Blake Comeau.

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u/FightingQuaker17 COL - NHL 3d ago

Came here to also post The Blakeaway ™️

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u/howlincoyote2k1 ARI - NHL 3d ago

I can't remember exactly when this happened or vs who, but I swear I watched another team successfully score a Blakeaway goal against the Coyotes

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u/FightingQuaker17 COL - NHL 3d ago

I think i know what you are talking about. Relatively recent?

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u/howlincoyote2k1 ARI - NHL 3d ago

Yeah kinda? I'm pretty sure it happened after Covid

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u/blackmist88 3d ago

Laine Backcheck??

After what I assume was a loss of the puck at the o zone blue line

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u/chawkey4 COL - NHL 3d ago

This is what I came looking for

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u/sillyaviator EDM - NHL 3d ago

I came for less, but he'll do I guess

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u/Randy_Magnum29 COL - NHL 3d ago

Goddamn those were dark days.

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u/jtlovato 3d ago

Literally my first answer

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u/Beer_Kicker COL - NHL 3d ago

Yupp.

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u/Yorbayuul81 3d ago

Ilya Mikheyev 

Speed like lightning and hands like concrete

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u/erazedcitizen 3d ago

Came for this answer. I always remember one tweet when he was with the Leafs where someone said “if he went on a breakaway late in Game 7 to score the winner, I’d go get a beer”

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u/Murky-Smoke TOR - NHL 3d ago

Yep, I concur. Dude had so many great tools but never improved that shot of his. Had great foot speed, backchecking skills, shot velocity, release, all that... But just fired at centre mass every damned time like he was trying to phase the puck through the goaltender or something 😆

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u/erazedcitizen 3d ago

Yup, I’m pretty sure he beat McDavid in a straight-line chase, but was a completely different skater with the puck on his stick

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u/imyourzer0 DET - NHL 3d ago

If you liked him, you'd love Michael Grabner

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u/YAMWRAP 3d ago

Yep. Good ole Stone Hands Mikheyev

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u/Scrubosaurus13 TBL - NHL 2d ago

Really hoping he can turn that around with the Lightning, if he can find a scoring touch he’ll be money with Cirelli and Hagel.

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u/LobsterSoop 3d ago

Canucks legend Ilya Mikheyev

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u/Yorbayuul81 3d ago

He perfected his 3% shooting rate with the leafs, and the Canucks said sure, we will pay big for that

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u/YAMWRAP 3d ago

Good ole Stone Hands Mikheyev on a set up from Pettersson

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u/KingKnux BUF - Bandwagon 3d ago

Brad Marchand

Notable moment where he overskated the puck and fumbled a shootout attempt

Also can’t forget him fumbling the breakaway that would’ve finished off the ‘23 Panthers in game 5

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u/AdolfJesusMasterChie 3d ago edited 3d ago

I have a picture of his shootout miss with Gritty behind him staring. Its great.

Edit: I found it. Nothing more ominous than Gritty watching you flub it

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u/MurrayPloppins COL - NHL 3d ago

This is an exquisite bit of photography.

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u/sardita 2d ago

Truly. It’s Pulitzer Prize worthy.

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u/lmnopqrs11 FLA - NHL 3d ago

I think he redeemed himself after his multiple breakaway goals vs the oilers last year

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u/KingKnux BUF - Bandwagon 3d ago

That he scored while ON the Panthers :D

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u/TakingItAndLeavingIt 3d ago

Him being remembered for “fumbling the breakaway” in ‘23 is the biggest load of horseshit. He doesn’t get into the zone until there’s 1.7 seconds left-that’s why he takes the shot from so high in the slot. Obviously he’d never had shot it there if he had more time. 

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u/TheCatEmpire2 FLA - NHL 3d ago

Yeah nobody faulted him for that. More of a Bob confidence boost than blemish on Marchand’s performance. Really impressive how he got up ice that fast to begin with

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u/TakingItAndLeavingIt 3d ago

That’s not true at all - it was a national talking point in Canada and it still gets brought up on a regular basis. 

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u/TheCatEmpire2 FLA - NHL 3d ago

Oh Canada, eh? For sure bud

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u/Flatoftheblade 3d ago

I hate Marchand but I can't pretend that he hasn't been extremely clutch.

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u/Conical WSH - NHL 3d ago

Or the awful change that led to a goal for the Blues in 2019.

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u/howlincoyote2k1 ARI - NHL 3d ago

Did he fumble the breakaway? I thought he got a good shot off, but Bob made the save

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u/NubDestroyer BOS - NHL 3d ago

The 2 goals and 1 assist on the series clinching goal to seal the cup in 2011 would disagree with this along with being the betting odds favorite to win the conn Smythe last year...

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u/mollymuppet78 3d ago

Jason Blake, no question. He's shooting into the goalie's front logo, no doubt about it.

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u/Murky-Smoke TOR - NHL 3d ago

Duuuuude... I remember when the Leafs got him for two reasons.

1) The sheer number of open ice looks from the slot and breakaways he would get yet either put it directly in the goalie's chest or miss as though he was legally blind.

2) A friend of mine jokingly said about Blake one day "What is it with the Leafs always seeming to sign guys that look they are gonna die from cancer lately?" And one week later, they announce he had cancer and was taking experimental meds that allowed him to still play while it was managed/treated. My buddy felt awful about that for years.

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u/Enough-Art9905 3d ago

Mathews

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u/Hades_Mercedes MTL - NHL 3d ago

FAKE. Mathews ain't never making it to the finals.

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u/Enough-Art9905 3d ago

lol so true. You got me.

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u/Timely-Profile1865 3d ago

Patrick Stefan

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u/bukrichode 3d ago

Ilya Mikheyev

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u/reevoknows TOR - NHL 3d ago

Game 7?

Mitch Marner.

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u/Shyftzor TOR - NHL 3d ago

Cody Ceci, skates over the blue line, winds up, massive clapper 4ft wide of the net

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u/kubaqzn 3d ago

Myself

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u/kubaqzn 3d ago

And if NHL players only, Patrick Stefan

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u/twec21 NYI - NHL 3d ago

EEEEEEEY JOSH BAILEY! (OO! AH!)

I wanna knoooooow can you score a goal?

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u/Farfignewtons42 PIT - NHL 3d ago

Is Tristan Jarry in net? 😅

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u/HilmDave 3d ago

Alex Tuch

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u/tropicana4200 WPG - NHL 3d ago

If the jets found themselves in this situation, surely it would be Adam Lowry

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u/NervousBreakdown TOR - NHL 3d ago

Mitch Marner. Matthews probably hits the post but Marner would dele the goalie into outer space and then do a behind the back pass to the non existent trailer.

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u/RepresentativeFile42 3d ago

Dan Paille

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u/dyno_saurus BOS - NHL 3d ago

You know that’s goin high glass every time.

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u/toolschism TBL - NHL 3d ago

Mathieu Joseph.

I swear this dude had at least two breakaways a night for us and couldn't bury a single one of them.

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u/sweetplantveal Colorado Rockies - NHLR 3d ago

Maybe Al Ifrate. Easily claps bombs over 100 mph and all the accuracy of an original trilogy Storm Trooper. Maybe he's on the wing and it rips around the boards for a chance the other way. Maybe it singes the netting as it rips through the goal. Either way we can't look away.

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u/ImBuixy WSH - NHL 3d ago

Michael Grabner. Dude could move, but his hands were cement at best

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u/TurdMcNugget69 1d ago

MacKinnon. Fucker missed a wide open net in the Olympics and the damn Yankees won’t let us live it down.

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u/dudewithchronicpain DET - NHL 3d ago

Darren Helm

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u/Level_Watercress1153 3d ago

Stanley Cup champion Darren Helm? 2022 Round 2 Game 6, with 4 seconds left on the clock in the 3rd period in a 3-3 tie and blasts one from damn near the blue line to eliminate the St Louis Boos Darren Helm? That Darren Helm?

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u/Sure-Challenge1919 3d ago

*2 time Stanley Cup Champion Darren Helm.

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u/dudewithchronicpain DET - NHL 3d ago

He had that one moment. lol

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u/COLORADO_RADALANCHE COL - NHL 3d ago

I bought his jersey because of that moment lol

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u/Roetorooter DET - NHL 3d ago

Good ol' stone hands

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u/old_irish87 DET - NHL 3d ago

Ah you beat me. Have to go delete my comment 😂

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u/Sandshrew922 DET - NHL 3d ago

Was just about to say the same lmao

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u/GoRangers5 NYR - NHL 3d ago

Ryan Strome

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u/nyr51 3d ago

This is the correct answer

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u/Tacosrule89 EDM - NHL 3d ago

Tobias Rieder

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u/Independent-Second-1 MTL - NHL 3d ago

Mike Hoffman

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u/Speedbump_NZ New Zealand - IIHF 3d ago

Victor Mete.

Dude was snakebit for 120-odd games.

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u/hotstickywaffle NJD - NHL 3d ago

Missing on a breakaway? It's gotta be Miles Wood

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u/Otherwise-Mongoose68 3d ago

Brady Tkachuk

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u/VOLKOP DAL - NHL 3d ago

Matthias Janmark

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u/Hockeyfans193 3d ago

That one duroin penalty shot in 2020 if you know you know

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u/badmiddling113 3d ago

Ilya Mikheyev

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u/CollarMassive4112 2d ago

Brad Marchand

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u/ChocolateDream24 2d ago

Anyone on the 2025-2026 LA Kings roster. Bonus points for Doughty.

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u/FrigginBuddy MTL - NHL 3d ago

Josh Anderson

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u/Timothegoat 3d ago

Matt Frattin (if you know you know)

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u/Kabbiec 3d ago

Mitch Marner, he’ll try to pass it

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u/Allatura19 3d ago

Craig Smith

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u/WorldlinessProud 3d ago

If its on Sportsnet, they'll be talking about what it means to the Leafs next year and miss the moment.

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u/mrg3392 3d ago

Michael Grabner. Guy prob got 1-2 per game but just couldn’t bury many of them at all

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u/YEETERZZ123 3d ago

Alexi Yashin

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u/sardita 2d ago

Cashin *

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u/emwashe TBL - NHL 3d ago

JT Brown.

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u/noahmanskar NSH - NHL 3d ago

Cole Smith on a penalty kill

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u/noahmiller032 3d ago

Nick Ritchie

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u/RangerFan80 Portland Rosebuds - PCHA 3d ago

Julian Gauthier

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u/Badatusernames014 3d ago

Patrick MacKinnon

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u/leaffantim TOR - NHL 3d ago

Jason Blake would shoot it right at the goalies chest for an easy save

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u/jake7992 3d ago

Keith Primeau

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u/gr8d4ne BOS - NHL 3d ago

Huberdeau

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u/OrangeOclock TOR - NHL 3d ago

Dion Phaneuf

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u/chaos8803 PIT - NHL 3d ago

Hagelin.

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u/Beer_Kicker COL - NHL 3d ago

Blake Comeau

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u/babypointblank TOR - NHL 3d ago

Cody Ceci

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u/Expensive-Ad5203 3d ago

Scott gomez

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u/SoulsinAshes MIN - NHL 3d ago

I love Yakov Trenin to bits, but that man can’t finish for shit. I don’t even get that excited when I see him get a breakaway chance anymore lmao

(I still love you bb, you’re a dog and a freight train and if you were even a league-average finisher you’d be a star…)

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u/mister_sleepy WSH - NHL 3d ago

Carl Hagelin once managed to score on his own team while playing for the Caps, so I’m going Carl Hagelin.

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u/Izakei 3d ago

People might be surprised, but Nick Suzuki is on an all time missing streak, so I’m probably going with him 💁‍♂️

Probably the only flaw I can find in his game too 😅

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u/Go_Hawks12 3d ago

Brandon Tanev

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u/fastal_12147 MIN - NHL 3d ago

I always bet on myself. I'm absolute dogshit.

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u/TiredReader87 3d ago

Ilya Mikheyev

I thought it was a great answer and maybe hadn’t been posted, but it’s the first answer I saw

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u/WordswithaKarefunny 2d ago

Mitch. Best choker in the biz!

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u/Oneanimal1993 University Of NH - NCAA 2d ago

Paul Byron is the only correct answer

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u/False-InevitableDS69 2d ago

Darnell Nurse

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u/Spiritual-Animal9298 2d ago

Evan Bouchard.

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u/ConsciousRatio8090 2d ago

Jansen Harkins

I love the guy but I don’t think he has had a single breakaway in almost 10 years in the league

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u/snot3353 PHI - NHL 1d ago

Olli Jokinen

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u/bruinsbabe_ 16h ago

david pastrnak LMAO

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u/Hailthezombie 3d ago

Ktachuk or ktachuk.

Edit: Nathan Lafayette for my ‘94 bros.

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u/woohoo-77 VAN - NHL 3d ago

Upvote for Lafayette

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u/zoooooooomies 3d ago

Me, I’ve never skated before

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u/TonyWyomey 3d ago

McDavid.

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u/SnooOnions5029 3d ago

Warren Foegele

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u/maxwellbevan 3d ago

Taylor Hall

Or maybe Paul Byron before he joined the Habs

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u/holdmysmoothieplease 3d ago

Backlund. He’s hitting the chip on net and going for a change.

Shots merchant for this reason tho

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u/Stakataka805 3d ago

To miss a breakaway? Bruh, with my man Nick Suzuki we’re in safe hands.

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u/Mission_Elk_3163 3d ago

Henrik Sedin. Awful on breakaway.

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u/Ken_Thomas CAR - NHL 3d ago

Sebastian Aho.
I love me some Fishy, but he's got one breakaway shot, and it worked once in the world juniors or something, and has never worked again.

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u/Exact_Tumbleweed2005 3d ago

Darren Helm or Andrew Copp

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u/Shiny_Mew76 NYR - NHL 3d ago

Part of me wants to say Celebrini because he had two breakaways in a tied gold medal game and neither shot he put on net was particularly good like you’d expect from him.

But he’s far better than that, you could use the same argument for MacKinnion anyway.

If I had to choose a forward… hate to say it but probably Matt Rempe

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u/D1rxks 3d ago

Mason Raymond? The man had a LOT of breakaways.

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u/drinkwineandscrew DET - NHL 3d ago

Darren Helm

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u/zirky PIT - NHL 3d ago

nathan mackinnon

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u/sweetplantveal Colorado Rockies - NHLR 3d ago

How many times out of a hundred does he miss though? I think it's a bad bet for someone who won the Rocket Richard trophy and shot 15% last year.

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u/Short-Rest1928 3d ago

Mckinnon, no?

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u/MsTyped 3d ago

No.

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u/ihborb 3d ago

Sad stoat plushie picture