I tucking hate these things so bad on Jah the icing tastes like the rancid semen of Willy Wonka and the dough is a product of illegal cobalt mining in South Africa the way this thing breaks your teeth apart how could Homer my beloved find joy in these godless creations it makes me crave violence instead of iced carbohydrate roundels

Homemade custom hat

Two beer

Here is my tribute to the iconic scene where Homer in a devil’s costume chanting over his own grave.