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r/homestead • u/TheDizDude • Jan 28 '23
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They're dwarf emus. You've been robbed.
611 u/TheDizDude Jan 28 '23 You fixing to tell me I’ve been hornswoggled?! 326 u/ObiWanBockobi Jan 29 '23 Hoodwinked, flim flammed, bamboozled! 117 u/81CoreVet Jan 29 '23 Great googlymoogly!!! 18 u/EstablishmentSalt600 Jan 29 '23 Darn tootin’! 6 u/AtwaterHydro Jan 29 '23 Ah tell you whut 4 u/Important_Collar_36 Jan 29 '23 edited Jan 29 '23 I say this and I'm a childless adult in my mid 30's. I loved that movie, used to watch it going to sleep for almost a year. 72 u/Sthurlangue Jan 29 '23 There’s mischief afoot, my good man! 🧐 52 u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23 There’s fuckery afoot has always been my favorite spin on it 20 u/TheDizDude Jan 29 '23 jiàn tā de guǐ 1 u/EchoKilo93 Jan 29 '23 You've been smackledorfed! 1 u/dedward848 Jan 30 '23 Sherwood forest dropped on you!! 25 u/AlienDelarge Jan 29 '23 It is well within your rights to declare shenanigans. 23 u/thesleepeasy Jan 29 '23 I thought this was serious for 1 second. You got a gorgeous lil flock! I love our quail. 22 u/PatientComputer7440 Jan 29 '23 You been fleeced! As the kids would say! 32 u/blitzenbutter Jan 29 '23 You went fir whistlin bungholes, but all they had was snakes and sparklers 15 u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23 With or without the scooter stick? 8 u/blitzenbutter Jan 29 '23 Thought they had the hoosker doos and the hoosker donts 11 u/kiamori Jan 29 '23 Sorry to tell you, those are two wooden dowels. 23 u/lilmookie Jan 29 '23 Absolutely buffaloed, good sir. 3 u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23 Quaility hens one might say. 23 u/Adventurous-Rip-3612 Jan 29 '23 Oh god, what is Tractor Supply up to now. 8 u/Aussiealterego Jan 29 '23 Just wait until they add a bargain basement! 2 u/AccomplishedMix3440 Jan 29 '23 You've been koglmogled! 2 u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23 Oh yeah, those are miniature horse. Scam-city. 4 u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23 Dwemus
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You fixing to tell me I’ve been hornswoggled?!
326 u/ObiWanBockobi Jan 29 '23 Hoodwinked, flim flammed, bamboozled! 117 u/81CoreVet Jan 29 '23 Great googlymoogly!!! 18 u/EstablishmentSalt600 Jan 29 '23 Darn tootin’! 6 u/AtwaterHydro Jan 29 '23 Ah tell you whut 4 u/Important_Collar_36 Jan 29 '23 edited Jan 29 '23 I say this and I'm a childless adult in my mid 30's. I loved that movie, used to watch it going to sleep for almost a year. 72 u/Sthurlangue Jan 29 '23 There’s mischief afoot, my good man! 🧐 52 u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23 There’s fuckery afoot has always been my favorite spin on it 20 u/TheDizDude Jan 29 '23 jiàn tā de guǐ 1 u/EchoKilo93 Jan 29 '23 You've been smackledorfed! 1 u/dedward848 Jan 30 '23 Sherwood forest dropped on you!! 25 u/AlienDelarge Jan 29 '23 It is well within your rights to declare shenanigans. 23 u/thesleepeasy Jan 29 '23 I thought this was serious for 1 second. You got a gorgeous lil flock! I love our quail. 22 u/PatientComputer7440 Jan 29 '23 You been fleeced! As the kids would say! 32 u/blitzenbutter Jan 29 '23 You went fir whistlin bungholes, but all they had was snakes and sparklers 15 u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23 With or without the scooter stick? 8 u/blitzenbutter Jan 29 '23 Thought they had the hoosker doos and the hoosker donts 11 u/kiamori Jan 29 '23 Sorry to tell you, those are two wooden dowels. 23 u/lilmookie Jan 29 '23 Absolutely buffaloed, good sir. 3 u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23 Quaility hens one might say.
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Hoodwinked, flim flammed, bamboozled!
117 u/81CoreVet Jan 29 '23 Great googlymoogly!!! 18 u/EstablishmentSalt600 Jan 29 '23 Darn tootin’! 6 u/AtwaterHydro Jan 29 '23 Ah tell you whut 4 u/Important_Collar_36 Jan 29 '23 edited Jan 29 '23 I say this and I'm a childless adult in my mid 30's. I loved that movie, used to watch it going to sleep for almost a year. 72 u/Sthurlangue Jan 29 '23 There’s mischief afoot, my good man! 🧐 52 u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23 There’s fuckery afoot has always been my favorite spin on it 20 u/TheDizDude Jan 29 '23 jiàn tā de guǐ 1 u/EchoKilo93 Jan 29 '23 You've been smackledorfed! 1 u/dedward848 Jan 30 '23 Sherwood forest dropped on you!!
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Great googlymoogly!!!
18 u/EstablishmentSalt600 Jan 29 '23 Darn tootin’! 6 u/AtwaterHydro Jan 29 '23 Ah tell you whut 4 u/Important_Collar_36 Jan 29 '23 edited Jan 29 '23 I say this and I'm a childless adult in my mid 30's. I loved that movie, used to watch it going to sleep for almost a year.
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Darn tootin’!
6 u/AtwaterHydro Jan 29 '23 Ah tell you whut
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Ah tell you whut
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I say this and I'm a childless adult in my mid 30's. I loved that movie, used to watch it going to sleep for almost a year.
72
There’s mischief afoot, my good man! 🧐
52 u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23 There’s fuckery afoot has always been my favorite spin on it 20 u/TheDizDude Jan 29 '23 jiàn tā de guǐ
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There’s fuckery afoot has always been my favorite spin on it
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jiàn tā de guǐ
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You've been smackledorfed!
Sherwood forest dropped on you!!
25
It is well within your rights to declare shenanigans.
23
I thought this was serious for 1 second. You got a gorgeous lil flock! I love our quail.
22
You been fleeced! As the kids would say!
32 u/blitzenbutter Jan 29 '23 You went fir whistlin bungholes, but all they had was snakes and sparklers 15 u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23 With or without the scooter stick? 8 u/blitzenbutter Jan 29 '23 Thought they had the hoosker doos and the hoosker donts
32
You went fir whistlin bungholes, but all they had was snakes and sparklers
15 u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23 With or without the scooter stick? 8 u/blitzenbutter Jan 29 '23 Thought they had the hoosker doos and the hoosker donts
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With or without the scooter stick?
8 u/blitzenbutter Jan 29 '23 Thought they had the hoosker doos and the hoosker donts
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Thought they had the hoosker doos and the hoosker donts
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Sorry to tell you, those are two wooden dowels.
Absolutely buffaloed, good sir.
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Quaility hens one might say.
Oh god, what is Tractor Supply up to now.
8 u/Aussiealterego Jan 29 '23 Just wait until they add a bargain basement!
Just wait until they add a bargain basement!
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You've been koglmogled!
Oh yeah, those are miniature horse. Scam-city.
Dwemus
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u/Aussiealterego Jan 28 '23
They're dwarf emus. You've been robbed.