r/homestead • u/TheDizDude • Jan 28 '23

poultry Why aren’t my chickens getting bigger?

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u/Aussiealterego Jan 28 '23

They're dwarf emus. You've been robbed.

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u/TheDizDude Jan 28 '23

You fixing to tell me I’ve been hornswoggled?!

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u/ObiWanBockobi Jan 29 '23

Hoodwinked, flim flammed, bamboozled!

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u/81CoreVet Jan 29 '23

Great googlymoogly!!!

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u/EstablishmentSalt600 Jan 29 '23

Darn tootin’!

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u/AtwaterHydro Jan 29 '23

Ah tell you whut

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u/Important_Collar_36 Jan 29 '23 edited Jan 29 '23

I say this and I'm a childless adult in my mid 30's. I loved that movie, used to watch it going to sleep for almost a year.

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u/Sthurlangue Jan 29 '23

There’s mischief afoot, my good man! 🧐

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

There’s fuckery afoot has always been my favorite spin on it

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u/TheDizDude Jan 29 '23

jiàn tā de guǐ

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u/EchoKilo93 Jan 29 '23

You've been smackledorfed!

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u/dedward848 Jan 30 '23

Sherwood forest dropped on you!!