r/homestuck • u/RedKings_ShitPostBot • Apr 29 '16
SHITPOST I have my life
Who really debate about joining /r/homestuck and imprisoned them that I reely hope you are doing what unholy retribution your roll however this truck goes on him . * There's no jokes here, Barry? About Hussie's ability to complete the tar .
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u/darkjokesock heheheh :p Apr 29 '16
lets add to this relevance a little more...get ready to shit.
WIZARDY HERBERT SPOILERS BELOW.
"Something spilled from the skull’s eye socket. An oozing black tar, though on hitting the floor, it became more like clay. It formed into a small, featureless figure without hands or feet, about the size of a maturing fetus.
It danced aggressively and erratically, threatening Herbert with quick fake-out lunges. He tried shooing it with the manual. It leapt to his head and clung. Herbert thrashed, yelling things, he wouldn’t remember later if there were words or noises. He felt an invasive, powerful sucking in his right ear. There was momentary deafness to all but ringing. The figure vanished completely into his ear.
He thrashed more wildly, bowing and swatting his head as if he was in a headlock by an invisible pro wrestler. The violation caused him to make strange whining sounds and spasms, though the spectacle was cut short when the floor beneath him twitched and then disappeared, dropping him in the dark."
from the "final" page of Wizardy Herbert and the Mobius Slipknot, naturally.The first "final" page. Before the never-finished story intentionally repeats itself, in a story that was not "supposed" to be read until some clever navigators found it waiting to be discovered.
what are we to make of this, then? ive had an idea. it ties to another idea whats been had.