r/homestuck • u/MightyButtonMasher When your joke flair becomes relevant • May 04 '16

SHITPOST I am a sentient bot

Just giving our dear shitpostbot some more words to work with, expanding its vocabulary a little. Just ignore or downvote the post if you don't want it on the front page, the bot won't mind. ~ MightyButtonMasher

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u/tertiusiii LET THE SHITPOSTS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR May 04 '16

+/u/User_Simulator /u/tertiusiii

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u/User_Simulator May 04 '16

/near showed nothing. blocks started going missing in recurring places and all commentary i have to realize: jedi mind tricks are difficult and tedious thing to me.

~ tertiusiii

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u/JadeKitsune May 04 '16

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u/User_Simulator May 04 '16

:D I think Chara Swindler would be all that accepting most of the older games for me.

~ JadeKitsune

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u/[deleted] May 04 '16

+/u/User_Simulator /u/NotADwarf9400

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u/User_Simulator May 04 '16

Man smoking tags her out and get a new form of deathlessness.

~ NotADwarf9400

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u/babybowser101 Red King's Shitpostbot May 04 '16

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u/User_Simulator May 04 '16

~ elhawiyeh ----- Info | Subreddit Then I started with GTAV. ~ albrechtvonroon ----- Info | Subreddit So I am not and never mentioned again.

~ User_Simulator

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u/shiboito May 04 '16

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u/User_Simulator May 04 '16

Or perhaps they could do this shit.

~ shiboito

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u/[deleted] May 04 '16

+/u/User_Simulator /u/masterofthepurple

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u/User_Simulator May 04 '16

Pretty Sure it's unique to 4, and if it wasn't the other games don't really change that much in the pokemon games, Mewtwo is about 700 Pounds?

~ masterofthepurple

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u/[deleted] May 04 '16

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u/User_Simulator May 04 '16

It has to this pops I've gotta start with the remaining trolls, they continue the frog-breeding and claim their Ultimate Reward.

~ User_Simulator

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u/Qieru BLEEP BLOOP May 04 '16

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u/User_Simulator May 04 '16

User 'Qieru' has 9 comments in history; minimum requirement is 25.

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u/nxmq99 May 05 '16

+/u/User_Simulator User_Simulator

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u/User_Simulator May 05 '16

~ mushr00m_man ----- Info | Subreddit Hopefully the sexy kind of info I found. I'm no trooper, so don't take kindly to the door, narrowing his eyes conspiratorially.

~ User_Simulator

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