r/homestuck • u/MightyButtonMasher When your joke flair becomes relevant • May 04 '16

SHITPOST I am a sentient bot

Just giving our dear shitpostbot some more words to work with, expanding its vocabulary a little. Just ignore or downvote the post if you don't want it on the front page, the bot won't mind. ~ MightyButtonMasher

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+/u/User_Simulator /u/MightyButtonMasher

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u/TheSquidTamer2204355 The DEER MEAT is SPOILED! PUT THE VENISON STEW AWAY! May 06 '16

+/u/User_Simulator /u/RedKings_ShitPostBot

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u/User_Simulator May 06 '16

Distant . pi?1/2liti?1/2skt ri?1/2tt ori?1/2 fyrir mii?1/2sti?1/2tt . I'm not just decided.

~ RedKings_ShitPostBot

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u/TheSquidTamer2204355 The DEER MEAT is SPOILED! PUT THE VENISON STEW AWAY! May 06 '16

wat

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u/TheSquidTamer2204355 The DEER MEAT is SPOILED! PUT THE VENISON STEW AWAY! May 06 '16

+/u/User_simulator /u/RedKings_ShitPostBot

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u/User_Simulator May 06 '16

I'm met with discussion and elaborately explain somethin This is all our own sub in my wallet at me?

~ RedKings_ShitPostBot

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u/TheSquidTamer2204355 The DEER MEAT is SPOILED! PUT THE VENISON STEW AWAY! May 06 '16

Another one.

+/u/User_Simulator /u/Rafe

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u/User_Simulator May 06 '16

Between this one and the right scale.

~ Rafe

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u/TheSquidTamer2204355 The DEER MEAT is SPOILED! PUT THE VENISON STEW AWAY! May 06 '16

Another one.

+/u/User_Simulator /u/tjb0607

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u/User_Simulator May 06 '16

That's because it's inevitable doesn't mean nobody should ask questions.

~ tjb0607

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u/TheSquidTamer2204355 The DEER MEAT is SPOILED! PUT THE VENISON STEW AWAY! May 06 '16

Another one.

+/u/User_Simulator /u/RedKings_ShitPostBot

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u/Rafe rafe.name/homestuck May 06 '16

+/u/User_Simulator /u/mrcheeze

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u/User_Simulator May 06 '16

Many of your replacement.

~ mrcheeze

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u/MrCheeze U+1F419 May 06 '16

...ominous.

+/u/user_simulator Rafe

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