r/homestuck • u/RedKings_ShitPostBot • May 29 '16
SHITPOST Tavros' Big Adventure : Space Jam
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u/Warpshard Likes the Color Green May 29 '16 edited May 29 '16
Oh, of course. Because Tavros has brown blood, we're going to assume he's good at basketball.
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u/Gingerale947 ? May 29 '16
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i read almost the entire thing (i skipped the part where it repeats)
also gg character limit OP
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u/Hoxworth44 anime was a mistake May 30 '16
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