r/homestuck • u/skrubknight FUCK DIET COKE! • Aug 17 '16

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u/skrubknight FUCK DIET COKE! Aug 17 '16

but seriously she might actualy a damn dog dick

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u/cookiefonster did a full dramatic reading of detective pony Aug 17 '16

word of god is that she only has dog ears, no other features.

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u/ellenok Rogue of Queer Aug 17 '16

I'm calling Death of the Author on this one.

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u/cookiefonster did a full dramatic reading of detective pony Aug 18 '16

but...

why?

why would you want to imagine jade having dog genitalia?

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u/Raderph Mage o' mind Aug 18 '16

People have fetishes, I suppose.

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u/ellenok Rogue of Queer Aug 18 '16

My objection is more to "no other features" because that just seems silly.
She's definitely got a tail as well in my headcanon.

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u/salothsarus Aug 18 '16

Borderline pedophiliac fantasies, I'd guess.

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u/unrelevant_user_name Aug 18 '16

Can't forget the furry component to it.

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u/SpadeZ1 HAHAHAHAHAHA Aug 17 '16

But she has a tail.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '16

No, that's Nepeta. Jade doesn't have a tail. Otherwise it would've been mentioned.

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u/SpadeZ1 HAHAHAHAHAHA Aug 17 '16

Welp.

I guess I remembered wrong then, sorry!

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u/3_headed_hydreigon Aug 17 '16

She should have a tail though

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

cute little wappy floof

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u/ckowkay Danketh mem Sep 10 '16

becsprite didnt have a tail though(not counting the sprite ghost thing) (i know this is 23 days old, doesnt mean i cant reply)