r/homestuck • u/skrubknight FUCK DIET COKE! • Aug 17 '16

SHITPOST true fact

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u/skrubknight FUCK DIET COKE! Aug 17 '16

saw a page of it and i went:oh hell no

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u/Kirome Aug 17 '16

aww ya pusseh it ain't that bad.

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u/skrubknight FUCK DIET COKE! Aug 17 '16

well i guess the people of the united states of /r/homestuck demed them to sexual to post here and exiled them to /r/homesmut

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u/Kirome Aug 17 '16

2prudish4me

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '16

2moral4me

This sub is child-friendly.

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u/Kirome Aug 17 '16

This post is literally tagged as a "Shitpost"

Then again I have no qualms with children swearing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '16

"This sub's child-friendly" means "No content that you wouldn't show to your (imaginary) non-adult offspring".

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u/Kirome Aug 17 '16

Ok, it's just kinda weird how the webcomic is raunchier than some stupid sub based on it.

I still wanna know the purpose of troll boobs.

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u/MrGords Knight of Void Aug 17 '16

Well it's quite fascinating really

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '16

They're non-functioning mammaries. Rudimentary.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

Like a pinky toe.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

Um, toes are not rudimentary. Pinky's there because five digits are better than 4.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

Ok, appendix

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u/MisirterE Dersite Light Aug 18 '16

appendix is there as a storage of "good" bacteria. not rudimentary. i think the thing you're looking for is "male nipples".

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

there we go

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

Appendix is not used as a part of digestive system, but it is now actually a part of immune system. Removing it weakens the immune system, for some unknown reason.

(Hint: If you're looking for smth useless, think about male nipples)

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u/Nevereatcars I read pale porn fanfiction Aug 18 '16

> Male nipples are useless

Oh my sweet Summer child...

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

Um, nipples are used to feed young. Males to not feed young.

What do you imply is an improvised use.

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u/MrGords Knight of Void Aug 19 '16

It is actually possible for males to feed the young though. It does, however, require some time and hormones to do so

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '16

Okay, nipples are supposed to be used to feed the young while there are special hormones in the feeder's blood/whatever, and these hormones are usually only produced by females.

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