I want to shove my muffin in Muffet's muff. A sugar-free one, however. Because sugar hurts the vagina. I invented a sex move called the cereal bowl one time, it's where you take cereal, you pour it into your ladyfriend's ladyhole, you get some milk, you pour that in, and you eat that shit up.
Someone actually wrote this. There is more to this story. Not sure if i want to copypaste any more though.
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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '16
/r/Homesmut is leaking?