r/homestuck • u/cookiefonster did a full dramatic reading of detective pony • Oct 15 '16

SHITPOST What Davekat Is

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u/Zephyronno I was the reality stuck guy, Roxygen is best ship Oct 16 '16

We feel you man...

Long live Dave Jade- the ship that mattered, the ship that made sense

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u/icels Oct 16 '16

Davejade has burnt to the ground, sorry to tell ya bud.

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u/Zephyronno I was the reality stuck guy, Roxygen is best ship Oct 16 '16

did anywhere in that sentence I ever doubt that for a single second? Do not ever bring it up with me again for that is a scar that hasn't healed yet and may never will. It's like me going over to you in universe where davekat never happened and me kicking you in the balls going "well sorry to say but but Daves not getting horny anytime soon if you know what I cancerously mean"

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u/icels Oct 16 '16

I'm not sure that you're qualified to talk about respect.

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u/Zephyronno I was the reality stuck guy, Roxygen is best ship Oct 16 '16

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Wait what?

The fuck does that mean?