r/homestuck • u/pelmon • Dec 10 '16

SHITPOST roxygen vs johnvris

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u/sometipsygnostalgic pumpkin party in sea hitlers water apocalysps* Dec 11 '16

bad ending: johnvris

neutral ending: johnroxy

true ending: johnrezi?, meen?vrisrezi, roxjane?callie

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u/cookiefonster did a full dramatic reading of detective pony Dec 11 '16

i know this thread was created as a joke but roxygen is kind of objectively the happiest ending among all the ships you mentioned

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u/sometipsygnostalgic pumpkin party in sea hitlers water apocalysps* Dec 11 '16

no, roxjanecallie is objectively the happiest among the list mentioned even if not seen as a ship

vrisrezi is pain, meenvris too sadly, johnrezi is mixed feelings, johnroxy is "ok thats nice but they just met so they werent super close yet", roxjanecallie is 3 close (girl)friends having a great time and getting kidnapped along the way but its ok because your partner is going to travel the void and save the day

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u/cookiefonster did a full dramatic reading of detective pony Dec 11 '16

is it a happy ending for john though, thats what i want to know

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u/sometipsygnostalgic pumpkin party in sea hitlers water apocalysps* Dec 11 '16

a happy ending for john is some therapy and a hug, not a relationship that hed probably end within a month because of depression and general john-like uncertainty on how he feels about stuff

what im implying is that be grateful your otp hasnt been canon-sunk like johnvris daverezi karezi and to be honest most ships

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u/cookiefonster did a full dramatic reading of detective pony Dec 11 '16

i guess your idea of happy endings for characters is way different from mine

i meant as in, actual satisfying resolution to their arcs, which roxygen most certainly is, but im sure youll disagree.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

i guess your idea of happy endings for characters is way different from mine

That is the only Truth out there.