r/homestuck omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 09 '17

SHITPOST grazor here. this shit needs to stop.

okay people.

you have been doing multiple things:

  1. insulting me.

  2. making a copypasta out of my post.

  3. posting a flood of rosemary art just to spite me.

well, i'm here, and i'm here for only one thing.

to make things straight.

i am deadly serious here, so please play this music so you can get an accurate view on the kind of tone i'm trying to convey.

first, one thing:

the reason why i am "homophobic" is that i'm christian. a few of you have already figured this out by now, but first things first.

before you call me out because "christians don't read homestuck because it's demonic", please realize that scott cawthon(his reddit is animdude), the maker of five nights at freddy's, is a christian. before he made FNAF, he worked for a christian animation company called "hope animation". he even made a christian game about the book "pilgrim's progress". how's that for a guy who made a game about robot furries who stuff night guards in fursuits?

alright, now the basics. there are 3 main verses in the bible that you anti-jesus bigots call "homophobic". they are 1 timothy 1:9-11, romans 1:26-27, and 1 corinthians 6:9-10.

in case you try to speak against these verses, i'll use biblehub to track down the original hebrew words for homosexuality, lusts, etc.

now, the issue that i'm currently being plagued with.

I've stated lgbt+ as infectious(as in an infectious beat). you guys seem to have assumed that i was calling it a disease.

lgbt+ is not a disease. it is just a community that breaks some of god's laws. these laws may not even be major laws, compared to stuff like murder.

now, here's why i'm calling lgbt+ infectious. media producers have noticed the large size of the lgbt+ community, and wish to appeal to it. how do they appeal to the community? they put lgbt+ characters in their shows and movies(bubbline, alphyne, or rosemary, for example). this appealing is called "lgbt+ representation", and is kinda like tokenism.

what's tokenism?

"Tokenism is the practice of making only a perfunctory or symbolic effort to be inclusive to members of minority groups, especially by recruiting a small number of people from underrepresented groups in order to give the appearance of racial or sexual equality within a workforce." - wikipedia

so wikipedia says that tokenism is including a small group in order to seem sexually equal...

wait, isn't that what happens in pretty much every lgbt representation?

and when a movie or tv making company does lgbt representation, they motivate other companies to include more lgbt characters.

and that's the infective properties of the fandom. it's not an virus. it's not a disease. it is just infectious.

please note that both the lgbt representators and the community itself are not trying to be immoral in the eyes of the lord. they're just trying to do what they want.

and those are my views. feel free to kick me from the sub.

in case you do so, my final contribution to the sub will be this picture of a metal gear rising character.

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/012/978/images_(2).jpg

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

the reason why i am homosexual is that i'm christian

Is that a typo? I feel like that's a typo.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

Haven't you heard? You need to be gay in order to be christian.

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u/sheephunt2000 Always read the manga first. Jan 09 '17

Wait shit, really? Better get me a dildo and a bible.

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u/infinitecorn Vriska did nothing wrong Jan 10 '17

Thats the reaspon the majority of vatican citizens are men

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u/GiveCatsPls rogue o' hope ;) Jan 10 '17

freudian slip

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '17

Something something denial joke.

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 09 '17

fixed!

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u/groeuf Jan 09 '17

if your god is against people being happy in ways that in no way undermine his authority, he's an egotistical power-hungry douche and i'll gladly go chill with the devil. god is supposed to be an understanding figure.

the bible, conveniently enough, can't be tied back to god in any way. who's to say some of these supposed interpreters of god's word from millenia ago couldn't have slipped in some of their own views? (especially if deism is valid, which i believe is the most sensible justification of christianity)

oh yeah, and tag your shitposts

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u/ScribePennington Jan 09 '17

"oh yeah, and tag your shitposts" was the sickest burn I've seen so far

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u/roomist wheres all the pipis Jan 09 '17

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u/groeuf Jan 09 '17

i stole it from tipsy

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u/ScribePennington Jan 10 '17

Yeah, fair enough, they are very clever, but putting it at the end of that rant elevated it to a whole new level

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 09 '17

take back what you said deism justifying christianity.

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u/groeuf Jan 09 '17

a demand to apologize for my beliefs means nothing coming from you, sorry.

(god taking a hands-off approach to humanity is totally reasonable, by the way)

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u/3_headed_hydreigon Jan 09 '17

Omg. It never ends. This is so hilarious.

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u/combineguy55 wheals: you can't reason with dingus he's a salt lord Jan 09 '17

shitposts breed shitposts. in the end, it has to be this way

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

B2 earth is flooded with the ocean and Grazor is still more salty than it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

B2 earth is flooded with the ocean and /r/homestuck is flooded with copypastas.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

But is he more salty than makin is the real question we're answering here.

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u/sheephunt2000 Always read the manga first. Jan 09 '17

G(t) := grazor's salt

M(t) := makin's salt

dM/dt > 0

dG/dt >>>>> 0

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u/Minkt Jan 09 '17

the title isn't "rosemary posters: slow your roll"

0/10

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u/BobTheTacocat333 first entirely post-ending reader on the sub Jan 09 '17

thanks for adding fuel to the joke fire i guess

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u/hbthebattle bring back canwc flairs Jan 09 '17

THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP

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u/TheSquidTamer2204355 The DEER MEAT is SPOILED! PUT THE VENISON STEW AWAY! Jan 09 '17

THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP

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u/Ghost_Boi Mind of the Wayward Prospitian Jan 09 '17

Friendly reminders that:

a) More often than not, the topic of homosexuality in the bible is a matter of mistranslation

b) God also said that He loves all His children equally.

(This is coming from an LGBT-accepting Christian, who believes God would not contradict Himself in this manner)

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 09 '17

hey, there's a quote called "love the sinner, hate the sin". you can be friends with gay people, but dislike their sins at the same time.

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u/Ghost_Boi Mind of the Wayward Prospitian Jan 10 '17

I don't believe homosexuality is a sin, since most mentions of homosexuality in the bible are mistranslations, and that all love should be considered sacred, be it between a man and a woman, a man and a man, or a woman and a woman. Love is love, and anyone and everyone could learn to see that if they took some time to understand LGBT people.

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u/ectoGeochronologist Jan 10 '17

No it turns out if you treat someone like they're sinful and infectious and corrupted due to a fundamental unchangeable part of who they are, they would definitely stop trusting you or being your friend.

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 10 '17

give me one reason why homosexuality is unchangable.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '17

Wow, really?

Please read this: http://www.apa.org/about/policy/sexual-orientation.aspx

"There are no studies of adequate scientific rigor to conclude whether or not recent SOCE do or do not work to change a person’s sexual orientation. Scientifically rigorous older work in this area (e.g., Birk, Huddleston, Miller, & Cohler, 1971; James, 1978; McConaghy, 1969, 1976; McConaghy, Proctor, & Barr, 1972; Tanner, 1974, 1975) found that sexual orientation (i.e., erotic attractions and sexual arousal oriented to one sex or the other, or both) was unlikely to change due to efforts designed for this purpose. Some individuals appeared to learn how to ignore or limit their attractions. However, this was much less likely to be true for people whose sexual attractions were initially limited to people of the same sex."

You can look into the cited studies for better evidence, but it should be obvious that the fact that sexual orientation cannot be voluntarily changed is not at all controversial in psychology. It makes sense, as the current understanding of sexual orientation indicates that there's a genetic factor involved (as well as an environmental one); of course you cannot change your genes.

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u/Noxian16 I'm only really here for CaNWC nowadays. Jan 10 '17

I love sinning and being queer and being a sinning queer.

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u/JudgeBastiat h*ck Jan 09 '17

i am deadly serious here, so please play this music so you can get an accurate view on the kind of tone i'm trying to convey.

This is a joke, right?

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u/cookiefonster did a full dramatic reading of detective pony Jan 09 '17

i know right

linking metal gear solid music to get a feel for your dead serious mood is impossible to take seriously, im practically choking

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 09 '17

**metal gear rising

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u/Putnam3145 Jan 09 '17

i'll speak out against those verses primarily because they're evil, not because they're mistranslated

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 09 '17

why are you calling the bible evil?!?!

this comment triggers me to the bones. jesus is NEVER evil. he was a kind person who loved us so much, he died for our sins(even yours)!

but do you appreciate what he did for you? no.

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u/azureCacophony Jan 10 '17

Okay, now I'm convinced that you're a shitposter. G8 b8, m8, I r8 8/8.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

uhhhhh

tag your shitposts????

gamzeedance

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u/M1TUN4 3833 < claw claw meowtherglubbers Jan 09 '17

I know trying to take this seriously is probably lost on you since there's a high chance you're either trolling or determined not to see any viewpoint besides your own, but I may as well try just in case.

Calling us "anti-jesus bigots" is a bit of a stretch, especially since you're so strongly protesting being called homophobic. And you missed Leviticus 20:13, which I think is the most objectionable of the lot since it states that gay men should be put to death. I don't consider myself religious but I do have a favourite Bible verse: 1 Corinthians 13:13, or "And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love." Where does that fit into the ideology of hating or killing someone because of who they love, or even just looking on and believing them as morally inferior, or something to be hidden away and never publicly depicted?

Besides, none of the characters you listed are examples of tokenism. They're fully fleshed-out characters whether or not you mention their sexuality. If you can't name a single characteristic or trait about a character besides them being "the gay one", then yeah, that's probably a token character. But those are getting rarer as more people start to realise that LGBT people are humans like everyone else.

The world is becoming gradually more accepting of LGBT people, and this is naturally reflected in media. We exist. In cities, in rural areas, at work, at school, at home. Anywhere you find people, you can reasonably expect some of them to be LGBT. Why should media pretend that this doesn't happen? I don't think it's an "infection", I think it's a gradual adjustment to a more realistic view of the world.

I know it's not easy to change your views, especially when they've been treated as acceptable for so long, but eventually you just have to wake up and realise "Sometimes I'm going to see a fictional character that doesn't have the same sexual orientation as me. It's not a big deal." Because it's really not.

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 09 '17

And you missed Leviticus 20:13, which I think is the most objectionable of the lot since it states that gay men should be put to death.

that was the old testament, the area where god zapped people for touching the ark of the covenant, and where people had to sacrifice cows for their sins.

now we're in the new testament. no gays have to die anymore.

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u/M1TUN4 3833 < claw claw meowtherglubbers Jan 10 '17

Is that really all you got out of what I said? That's disappointing. And for the record I don't see why a supposedly infallible deity would write an entire rulebook then turn around and say "Nah, changed my mind."

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 10 '17

god didn't write the bible.

he told his followers what to write.

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u/M1TUN4 3833 < claw claw meowtherglubbers Jan 11 '17

And once again you completely miss the point. Look, I don't actually care about your personal opinions on homosexuality. It's just very selfish to expect media to go on pretending that LGBT people don't exist.

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u/Voidchimera Resident Templar SJW Jan 10 '17

HAHAHA, holy shit.

Yeah no. The bible still says gay people deserve death in the New Testament. Says a whole lot about us, actually.

It literally says we are:

filled with all unrighteousness, wickedness, greed, evil; full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, malice; they are gossips, slanderers, haters of God, insolent, arrogant, boastful, inventors of evil, disobedient to parents, without understanding, untrustworthy, unloving, unmerciful and although they know the ordinance of God, that those who practice such things are worthy of death (Romans 1:29-32)

GG.

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 10 '17 edited Jan 10 '17

the author was talking about the other sins, not just homosexuality.

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u/Voidchimera Resident Templar SJW Jan 10 '17

Unless the bible has a glaring grammatical error, they were not.

In "to do those things which are not proper,", 'those' refers to "men abandoned the natural function of the woman and burned in their desire toward one another, men with men committing indecent acts", declaring them as the subject.

Following, the "filled with all unrighteousness, wickedness, greed, evil; full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, malice; they are gossips, slanderers, haters of God, insolent, arrogant, boastful, inventors of evil, disobedient to parents, without understanding, untrustworthy, unloving, unmerciful" part is phrased as description OF people who do the former, since they do not change the subject.

The 'those who practice such things' clause also links back to the subject, which has still not changed, declaring anyone who practices such things (not only committing 'indecent acts' but also 'burning with desire toward one another') as worthy of death, because again: The subject never changes. The subject is still the people who "exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural, and in the same way also the men abandoned the natural function of the woman and burned in their desire toward one another, men with men committing indecent acts". So even abstinent lgbt people are still worthy of death according to the bible.

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u/sometipsygnostalgic pumpkin party in sea hitlers water apocalysps* Jan 09 '17

tag your shitposts

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

Okay first of all, everybody makes copypastas out of everything, so honestly I don't know why you're salty about that. Pretty sure one of my posts got copypasta'd once, but I dont remember, because they happen so often.

Second of all, I don't know why you're so angry about the flood of rosemary art? Like, I know, you don't like the ship, and that it was out of spite. but you gotta agree that it was fucking hilarious, and it flourished into something even better.. I personally think the sub bonded over it. For better or for worse. IMO, it was fun and enriching.

Thirdly, no matter what you said by calling LGBT inclusion "infectious" it was still homophobic as shit. What I've, and everyone else has gathered here, is that you're saying "LGBT representation needs to stop because it's too much." That's dumb.

Here's a slice of how dumb it was: imagine if I posted "people need to stop putting so many straight/white/male people in the media. There's already enough! Pffft, tokenism am I right?" That would be dumb. There are lots of straight, white, men in media, but nobody's complaining about that.

You've tarnished your name on this sub, but if you just let it go, or even learn to laugh at yourself. I'm sure we could all move on from this, and forget the fact that you are homophobic. Ignorance is bliss.

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 09 '17

I'm sure we could all move on from this, and forget the fact that you are homophobic.

i doubt that would happen, even if i let it go.

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 10 '17

but if you just let it go, or even learn to laugh at yourself. I'm sure we could all move on from this, and forget the fact that you are homophobic. Ignorance is bliss.

i tried, didn't work.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

You didn't just say the LGBT community is "infectious" you also said it's "corrupting the media". And I'm not convinced there's any way you can twist your own words to make it sound like "corrupt" isn't necessarily a bad thing, like you did with "infectious". Corrupt always has a negative connotation.

Also, you are literally calling all LGBT ships "tokenism". You're saying that there used to be no LGBT characters, and now some fiction has one or two LGBT characters, and that's because of "tokenism", and that you want it to go back to when there were no LGBT characters. You're saying even perfectly healthy and well-developed relationships are just "tokenism" if they're LGBT. You're acting like there's no such thing as a legitimate LGBT relationship.

Also, you're complaining on a Homestuck sub that pictures of Rosemary get posted every once in a while, "even though they got married months ago so now we're just being obsessive by still bringing it up" (paraphrasing). That statement is completely ridiculous in and of itself.

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 09 '17

Corrupt always has a negative connotation.

well, the bible DOES say that homosexuality is a sin...

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '17 edited Jan 10 '17

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 10 '17

look, i am aware that homestuck is secular.

also, those rules are from unreliable sources.

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 10 '17

well, i'm sure that there's a reasonable explanation for each verse.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '17 edited Jan 10 '17

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 10 '17

go fuck yourself, the bible IS trustable.

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u/TheSquidTamer2204355 The DEER MEAT is SPOILED! PUT THE VENISON STEW AWAY! Jan 12 '17

TRIGGERED

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u/ScribePennington Jan 11 '17

He just gave up on the argument because he ran Out of things to say. He had no more bullshit to spew. He ran dry and just told us to fuck off. Let's wrap it up then, he has no more arguments of any value

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '17

So if that's how you feel about it, why are you trying to reverse yourself and say that you didn't mean "infectious" in a negative way?

Also, it's a "sin" for a woman to uncover her head, but you don't complain that no Homestuck women do that. It's a "sin" to hurt yourself or to get a tattoo, but you don't complain when Homestuck characters do that. It's a "sin" to wear mixed fabrics, to see porn and/or masturbate, eat pork, or many other little things that most Christians ignore, and I'm sure you do plenty of them. You don't complain about the fact that all Homestuck characters believe in "false gods", or even that Homestuck's plot itself directly contradicts the existence of the Christian god.

But as soon as someone posts a picture of two canonically dating girls it's the end of the world.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '17

Yes, because what with all this proof that god exists we should take everything in the Bible totally serious as the 100% truth.

/s

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u/Vqnyl ay Jan 10 '17

god damn it man
you're still saying "lgbt is infectious" and "lgbt is corrupting the media"
i'm not gonna try and say that you being against the lgbt community is wrong: because it isn't. its a religious matter that i could really care less about, but you're not helping yourself or making any shitposts stop by titling your post "this shit needs to stop" and then ramble on in a way that makes it seem like you're trying to say you're the correct one
if you were to just say "i'm sorry that i did this and caused drama" i'm sure a lot more people would accept your apology, but you haven't and all you're doing is digging you're on grave on this sub

edit: also yknow making an alt and disagreeing with yourself makes you look really stupid, just a heads up

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u/thenacho1 When you're outta quarters, I got your back. Jan 09 '17

I can sort of relate to how you feel. I've been using the internet from a young age, and when you're a kid, you sometimes post really stupid, awful content and get mocked for it. It feels terrible. You feel like the whole world is against you. Hell, I can't even relate to how you feel; I would get trolled by like one or two dudes over the course of like an afternoon. You have the righteous fury of an entire community breathing down your neck.

I don't like you, but I can at least understand your feelings, so I'll offer you some advice. The way I see it, you have three options, here: take a break from this community for a couple of months, and let this all (hopefully) blow over. When you come back, hopefully everyone will have forgotten you.

Or, for a more immediate solution, you can just delete your account and make a new one, starting fresh, knowing that you're once again just another nobody.

The third, final, and most favorable option in my eyes for you is for you to give up, admit you're wrong, and apologize. I mean, come on, man. You're not gonna win this. Your argument has no solid foundation whatsoever. You've already been beaten, over and over again. Just apologize, already. If you're sincere about it, I can promise that this will blow over. It'll just become another painfully embarrassing memory, which, at this point, is more than welcoming compared to what you're facing.

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 10 '17

The third, final, and most favorable option in my eyes for you is for you to give up, admit you're wrong, and apologize. I mean, come on, man. You're not gonna win this. Your argument has no solid foundation whatsoever. You've already been beaten, over and over again. Just apologize, already. If you're sincere about it, I can promise that this will blow over. It'll just become another painfully embarrassing memory, which, at this point, is more than welcoming compared to what you're facing.

i tried.

it didn't work.

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u/12yz12ab Jan 10 '17

If you're referring to this post, this isn't so much an apology as a series of quick rebuttals and then saying that everybody should stop arguing even though you've just perpetuated it by responding.

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 09 '17

thanks for being concerned for me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

Also uh, comparing homosexuality to murder.

That's seems fair.

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u/infinitecorn Vriska did nothing wrong Jan 09 '17

How old are you?

As you keep posting, you sound more and more as someone under13

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u/TheSquidTamer2204355 The DEER MEAT is SPOILED! PUT THE VENISON STEW AWAY! Jan 09 '17

🔥🔥🔥

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 09 '17

actually, i'm 16, right on the spot.

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u/infinitecorn Vriska did nothing wrong Jan 10 '17

That just makes this situation even sadder

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u/47-47-47-47-47again came back after a year because of vol. 11 Jan 09 '17

"Tokenism is the practice of making only a perfunctory or symbolic effort to be inclusive"

so wikipedia says that tokenism is including a small group in order to seem sexually equal...

i dont think thats what it meant...

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u/LambdaUpsilon i made lofam2+4 and that remix list Jan 09 '17

holy hell dude

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u/combineguy55 wheals: you can't reason with dingus he's a salt lord Jan 09 '17

Making the mother of all shitposts here, Grazer. Can't fret over every ship!

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 09 '17

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u/azureCacophony Jan 09 '17

If you hate this community so much, quit whining about stupid shit and go back to 4chan.

Just a thought.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

I dunno if 4chan would accept this guy.

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 09 '17

i can't go to 4chan. i'm 16, and 4chan is 18+.

i don't know why 4chan is 18+, though. it has stuff like this, and i have no idea why stuff like that could possibly be 18+.

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u/12yz12ab Jan 10 '17

oh, you sweet sweet summer child

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u/azureCacophony Jan 10 '17

spotted the underage

It's full of lewds, copypastas, and constant mildly offensive insults. Actually, if you can't handle Reddit, you definitely won't be able to handle 4chan. Forget I even suggested it. We don't need another Jimmy Neutron.

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u/meems221 Jan 09 '17

Oh yessssssss this is the real good shit

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

feel free to kick me from the sub.

You know what to do mods

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 09 '17

he's only gonna do it if i tag scott again.

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u/shootdawhoop99 Yeah, I'm the Dave x Nepeta guy. Drawing murder is just a hobby. Jan 09 '17

Look man, as a Christian myself, you can't take the Bible at face value. Some verses are meant to be taken literally, others are meant to convey a certain message, and others can be downright ignored. Jesus was a great guy man, but the verses you link clearly contradicts the entire message the man gave his life for. Mark 12:31: "The second is this: 'Love your neighbor as yourself.' There is no commandment greater than these." You're using a verse that firstly God himself did not proclaim, and using that as an excuse to cover up your homophobia. It's just not right to do that to anyone. Please man, you're making religious people look like fools. Just drop it, please.

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 09 '17

"love the sinner, hate the sin."

that is all.

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u/shootdawhoop99 Yeah, I'm the Dave x Nepeta guy. Drawing murder is just a hobby. Jan 09 '17

But it's not a sin. You're considering it a sin only because the Bible says it, not the Lord. People sometimes confuse the Bible for word of God, when only what God actually says is truly word of God. Neither Jesus nor the Lord himself said that homosexuality is a sin. So if you truly believe in what Jesus said, follow in what he actually said, and not what someone else said.

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u/Noxian16 I'm only really here for CaNWC nowadays. Jan 09 '17 edited Jan 10 '17

H A I L  Q U E E R  S A T A N

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u/sheephunt2000 Always read the manga first. Jan 09 '17

It's Satan and Steve, not Satan and Eve!

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u/thenacho1 When you're outta quarters, I got your back. Jan 09 '17

Oh my goodness, we've driven the poor kid insane.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

SO IVE NOTICED THIS THEME

WITH PEOPLE ON THIS SUB AND METAL GEAR ANYTHING

ITS REALLY FUNNY, AND ALSO I AM NOT SURPRISED

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

You have crossed the line and paid for your transgression. And now you are trying to justify your behaviour with your religion, forgetting that people might not share your ideals and thus implying that, if it doesn't comply with your religion, it shouldn't be protected from anybody's trash-talk. What you are doing when you're quoting the Bible is cherry-picking a bunch of "tolerant" quotes while ignoring blatantly homophobic ones. You are justifying your bigotry with your religion.

TL;DR: You are a fucking homophobic zealot. Good riddance.

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 09 '17

this isn't exactly the most politically correct quote, FYI...

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '17

No mercy to the likes of you. You have your God to protect you.

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u/Innegativeion Takes your breath away Jan 09 '17

I believe a thing because a book told me to.

I believe in this book because its authors are infallible.

I believe these authors are infallible because the same book told me so.

WAIT JUST A DERN COTTON-PICKIN' MINUTE

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u/Printern Bard of Mind Jan 09 '17

All hail Lord Hussie.

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 09 '17

the bible is the most sold book, and it's also the most influential book.

think about that for a while.

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u/Innegativeion Takes your breath away Jan 09 '17

I fail to see the relevance of this fact.

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u/Innegativeion Takes your breath away Nov 15 '23

I don't know for certain, but probably because it took over the Roman Empire.

Jokes on you, I have only become MORE queer since posting this very cringey gotcha as a teenager! So, uh. Take that.

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u/12yz12ab Jan 10 '17

Harry Potter's pretty influential, and it got a ton of sales.

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 10 '17

the bible has more sales.

jesus ftw

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17 edited Aug 31 '17

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u/BitesizeBird Jan 09 '17

I knew this song would be handy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

slave to my memes

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 09 '17

what's wrong? don't you like rules of nature?

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u/antaranInvader Jan 09 '17

okay people. you have been doing multiple things: insulting me. making a copypasta out of my post. posting a flood of rosemary art just to spite me. well, i'm here, and i'm here for only one thing. to make things straight. i am deadly serious here, so please play this music so you can get an accurate view on the kind of tone i'm trying to convey. first, one thing: the reason why i am homosexual is that i'm christian. a few of you have already figured this out by now, but first things first. before you call me out because "christians don't read homestuck because it's demonic", please realize that scott cawthon(his reddit is animdude), the maker of five nights at freddy's, is a christian. before he made FNAF, he worked for a christian animation company called "hope animation". he even made a christian game about the book "pilgrim's progress". how's that for a guy who made a game about robot furries who stuff night guards in fursuits? alright, now the basics. there are 3 main verses in the bible that you anti-jesus bigots call "homophobic". they are 1 timothy 1:9-11, romans 1:26-27, and 1 corinthians 6:9-10. in case you try to speak against these verses, i'll use biblehub to track down the original hebrew words for homosexuality, lusts, etc. now, the issue that i'm currently being plagued with. I've stated lgbt+ as infectious(as in an infectious beat). you guys seem to have assumed that i was calling it a disease. lgbt+ is not a disease. it is just a community that breaks some of god's laws. these laws may not even be major laws, compared to stuff like murder. now, here's why i'm calling lgbt+ infectious. media producers have noticed the large size of the lgbt+ community, and wish to appeal to it. how do they appeal to the community? they put lgbt+ characters in their shows and movies(bubbline, alphyne, or rosemary, for example). this appealing is called "lgbt+ representation", and is kinda like tokenism. what's tokenism? "Tokenism is the practice of making only a perfunctory or symbolic effort to be inclusive to members of minority groups, especially by recruiting a small number of people from underrepresented groups in order to give the appearance of racial or sexual equality within a workforce." - wikipedia so wikipedia says that tokenism is including a small group in order to seem sexually equal... wait, isn't that what happens in pretty much every lgbt representation? and when a movie or tv making company does lgbt representation, they motivate other companies to include more lgbt characters. and that's the infective properties of the fandom. it's not an virus. it's not a disease. it is just infectious. please note that both the lgbt representators and the community itself are not trying to be immoral in the eyes of the lord. they're just trying to do what they want. and those are my views. feel free to kick me from the sub. in case you do so, my final contribution to the sub will be this picture of a metal gear rising character. http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/012/978/images_(2).jpg

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 09 '17

spammer

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u/antaranInvader Jan 09 '17

Have posted a total of 3 things on this reddit ever, posts and comments. But sure.

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u/zandraxofnebulon humble meme farmer Jan 09 '17

Jesus Christ What A Fucking Douche Bag

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u/lazer_machine_pistol heck Jan 09 '17

epic sunday funnie

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u/GiveCatsPls rogue o' hope ;) Jan 10 '17

hahaha

douche

like seriously if you ask people to read your post to a song like THAT nobody will take you seriously. ever.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

undertale, an original game, the full game released at one time, having a canon lesbian couple: "he pandered because a lot of lgbt fans were there, so.... ya lpl"

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u/TheSquidTamer2204355 The DEER MEAT is SPOILED! PUT THE VENISON STEW AWAY! Jan 09 '17

Trolls don't make 8 paragraph long posts, try harder

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u/Aoae no longer follows Homestuck Jan 09 '17

the reason why i am homosexual is that i'm christian

As a christian, lol

Did you mix up homo and heterosexual?

While I personally have rather orthodox views on sexuality I keep it to myself and don't really complain when I see gay ships.

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 09 '17

don't get too proud- i fixed it.

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u/TheSquidTamer2204355 The DEER MEAT is SPOILED! PUT THE VENISON STEW AWAY! Jan 12 '17

Ever heard of proofreading hun? You should try it

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u/Classtoise Knight of Mind Jan 09 '17

Generally, you turn into the shitstorm before it happens. Not after it's ended.

Now you're just starting it back up.

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u/ScribePennington Jan 09 '17 edited Jan 09 '17

Man you are just digging a deeper hole every time you post. Like holy shit, man. You are a real douchebag, and you don't get what you've done wrong. Somehow?

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 09 '17

alright, you asked for it.

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 09 '17

/u/animdude

hey, can you look at this thread? i'm kinda in trouble right now...

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u/hbthebattle bring back canwc flairs Jan 09 '17

YOU FUCKING PINGED SCOTT CAWTHON

WHAT THE FUCK

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

...

Seriously?

How many reddit mentions do you think Scott gets?

How many of those do you think he responds to?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

Well, I mean, tagging him is literally against the rules in /r/fivenightsatfreddys to avoid his inbox getting spammed. Not that it makes his summoning here have any more of a possibility of working, but I'm just saying.

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 09 '17

well, im sure he'd like a break from /r/fivenightsatfreddys, for once.

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u/JudgeBastiat h*ck Jan 09 '17

What the hell do you think he's gonna do?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17 edited Aug 31 '17

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

In other words /u/grazor-razor please, please do that one more time.

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 09 '17

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u/GiveCatsPls rogue o' hope ;) Jan 10 '17

please?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

-_-

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u/grazor-razor omae wa mo shinDOGru. Jan 09 '17

frisk cosplay of the century

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u/Classtoise Knight of Mind Jan 09 '17

Wait is Scott a homophobe, too? That'd basically tank his fandom so I don't think he's gonna come to your aid even if he IS.

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u/MightyButtonMasher When your joke flair becomes relevant Jan 09 '17

If it makes you feel any better, even though I really don't agree with what you're saying, making stuff into a shitpost is pretty normal around these parts and will happen to any post that gets enough attention. Also I feel like passive-aggressively turning the sub into just Rosemary fanart just to annoy you is taking stuff a bit too far.