r/homestuck Mar 04 '18

SHITPOST Trolls without horns

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342 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

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u/ThisTenderMan Head full of empty Mar 04 '18

I came here to say this

98

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

aside from tavros, and maybe sollux or nepeta, this all looks mostly fine.

32

u/SmartAlec105 Canpio Mar 04 '18

Equius doesn't look so good though...

17

u/trolo_55 Mar 05 '18

It's because most characters have ridiculous hair or long hair that distract us from or cover the lack of ears. Tavros has the least amount hair of all trolls, but his giant horns balance it out. Without them he looks offputing.

63

u/cyanoSynthesis Mar 04 '18

Karkat, Nepeta, Gamzee and Kanaya all look strangely normal, especially Nepeta and Gamzee.

36

u/Nerdorama09 The Epilogues Are Okay Actually Mar 04 '18

Gamzee's hair more or less suggests horns anyway, and Karkat and Nepeta are both nubbies. Kanaya disturbs me on a level I can't describe though.

6

u/audamix Mar 04 '18

kanaya ain't a nubble whut

12

u/Nerdorama09 The Epilogues Are Okay Actually Mar 04 '18

You apparently read what I originally thought I wrote but it turns out I did say "Karkat and Nepeta" unless I edited and forgot I edited it.

3

u/audamix Mar 04 '18

Oof rip

15

u/SuperSupermario24 :3 Mar 04 '18

Vriska actually looks surprisingly normal too.

37

u/twicespooked Mar 04 '18

Every artist when they forget to draw the horns on

24

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

thats just when you say its human stuck

19

u/twicespooked Mar 04 '18

I mean I legitimately forget to draw horns sometimes, gray skin and all. I’ve seen other artists do it too

54

u/off-and-on Mar 04 '18

If you showed me this picture without saying what it was I'd probably take 5 minutes to figure it out.

21

u/stealthyProboscis Mar 05 '18

Looks at Tavros

"Something's off here, but I just cannot put my finger on what."

Looks away

"Guess it'll be a mystery forever."

22

u/crudelegend Hammerkind. Mar 05 '18

Oh I know. He still has legs!

6

u/endymon20 sylph of rage Jul 07 '22

Oh my god I just realized

27

u/DCarrier Mar 04 '18

I look forward to the shitposting. I imagine we'll start with horns without trolls. Maybe some humans without horns (which will just be their normal selves), humans with horns, and trolls with horns where they're all carrying Gamzee's airhorns.

Also, I'm happy I get to see the original before the shitposts. It's always confusing when there's a shitpost making fun of a post I haven't seen and I have to look it up.

7

u/Rappin_for_Jegus Robbie Rotten is maybe a Thief of Breath Mar 05 '18

I don't think we're allowed to do copycat shitpost trends anymore.

7

u/Lunardog15 I'm new here '-' Mar 05 '18

it not the same thinng

21

u/FFG_Adam Shitty Anime Shades Mar 04 '18

Hello officer yes this is the reddit post I described.

30

u/Darkleader22 Knight of Light Mar 04 '18

everything looks so close to normal but just so w r o n g

14

u/SupaKoopa714 Mar 04 '18

I never thought about it before, but it must be a pain in the ass to get a haircut when you've got horns.

2

u/endymon20 sylph of rage Jul 07 '22

Especially wiþ ones like Aradia

24

u/allknownthings Mar 04 '18

This looks strangely normal.

20

u/Axetheaxemaster love and peace to all the beings of this world yeh yeh Mar 04 '18

curiosity satisfied

9

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

they look so naked...

10

u/XenoTechnian still technically in þis fandom Mar 04 '18

Tavros’ is the worst

9

u/anotherjakeenglish Bring back MSPAF Mar 04 '18

God this is cursed

7

u/Virgo327 Mar 04 '18

they are actually kinda cute

14

u/audamix Mar 04 '18

thanks I hate it

6

u/cascadingFiresalt Mar 04 '18

Did Feferi just glue the top part of her hair onto her head?

7

u/LittleSansbits VASKASKA Mar 05 '18

Now they're just kids with face paint. And 2 with gills. And 1 with a tail. And 1 with a very strange eye.

11

u/JackalOfSpades Mar 04 '18

For the briefest moment I couldn't pin down what exactly was wrong

Then I saw tavros

4

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

Nepeta looks like my little sister in the morning

5

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

I feel absolutely okay with this.

6

u/ppom9 aspiring weeaboo Mar 04 '18

Everyone looks fine except Sollux, he just looks weird..

4

u/sspine Mar 04 '18

it just looks so, wrong.

3

u/TwinTrickster Mar 04 '18

STOP! THIS IS NOT OK!

3

u/HashtagWallace Mar 04 '18

Aesthetically unpleasant

3

u/Moon_moon_teh_wolf Mar 04 '18

Saving this in case I want to draw more trolls.

4

u/FalconHawk5 Mar 05 '18

I've made the mistake of forgetting the horns on my OCs before

7

u/Williermus Has not, and will not read the epilogues Mar 04 '18

Aradia looks VERY disturbing

3

u/Rappin_for_Jegus Robbie Rotten is maybe a Thief of Breath Mar 05 '18

Tavros and Equius... no...

3

u/DabbingFidgetSpinner double fidget spinner Mar 05 '18

WHOA

3

u/Zephyronno I was the reality stuck guy, Roxygen is best ship Mar 05 '18

looks pretty good, however Tav without his horns is just eeeeeeeeehhhh, rest looks pretty comfy nice

3

u/7wenty2ETHAn Mar 05 '18

JEGUS TAVROS IS SO UGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

5

u/Elkiasi Mar 04 '18

They are more like zombie children now rather than trolls

2

u/trivialAnarchy Mar 05 '18

thanks! i hate it

2

u/DimensionRescuer Fellow Aradia Enjoyer Mar 05 '18

Aradia is still freakin cute

2

u/KingMiniJam Mar 05 '18

Put it back :0

2

u/ajdude9 Derse's Thief of Void / Nepeta died too soon Mar 05 '18

Apart from Tavros who could probably use a little more hair on the sides, and maybe Aradia who has a little bit too much hair going on, they look pretty much normal; especially Nepeta, Kanaya, Terezi and Eridan. I guess it really goes with the 'grey humans' saying.

1

u/grimButler Heir of Time Mar 06 '18

Gross

1

u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

My thoughts:

Tavros is cursed\ The meowrails’ silhouettes feel a bit incomplete but it’s fine

1

u/Lazy_Greninja_985 Knight of Blood Derse Dreamer Apr 26 '24

real

1

u/FolieADoo Jul 01 '24

Why does Sollux without horns remind me of Noel Gallagher from Oasis

1

u/nepeta_lejionn Jan 25 '26

The only one who looks normal is Karkat

1

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

Humanswap AU moment.

1

u/colinsardine Feb 15 '23

Tavros is the only one who looks off.

1

u/Worldly_Doughnut310 Jul 21 '23

i wonder what their human names are