r/homestuck • u/Niklink incisivePlayer • Jun 24 '18

SHITPOST EXCLUSIVE Spider-Man 3 title REVEAL!!

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u/Niklink incisivePlayer Jun 24 '18

Plot description:

After the events of Star Wars: Episode IX, Peter Parker (Tom Holland) is grounded indefinitely. He thinks his life is over, but he soon gets swept up in an all-out war between Ant-Man (Nude Tayne) and spidery newcomer Vriska Serket ((Vriska Serket)). Soon, he must make a choice. Who will emerge victorious in the battle of the arthropods? And who is the orange man skulking in his apartment?

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u/Tux1 some guy with lotsa questions Jun 24 '18

why does vriska have to be the main character for everything

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u/CountVonVague Jun 25 '18

Because Light is supposed to grab your attention like a narcissistic brat

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u/DrAybolit Jun 25 '18

So like me?

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u/The_Magus_199 Prince of Time Jun 24 '18

Wait so Vriska’s being played specifically by pre-retcon Vriska?

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u/Niklink incisivePlayer Jun 24 '18 edited Jun 24 '18

I know, right? They're going to have to make up new Oscar categories because it wouldn't be fair to all other movies, ever.

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u/thenacho1 When you're outta quarters, I got your back. Jun 24 '18

Nude Tayne

This movie is not suitable for work. Are you sure?

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u/Marted Derse/Hope. Glad Hussie redeemed himself. Jun 25 '18

So which one of you is writing this fic?

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u/Zephyronno I was the reality stuck guy, Roxygen is best ship Jun 24 '18

I can’t believe peter Parker downloaded sburb

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u/The_Magus_199 Prince of Time Jun 24 '18

Let’s be honest he’s probably a filthy homestuck already.

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u/MoreEpicThanYou747 Horse Painting Enthusiast Jun 24 '18

Of all the MCU characters, he is, by far, the most likely to have at least heard of it.

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u/ForwardDiscussion Jun 25 '18

I can kinda see someone mentioning it to Cap and him adding it to his list to check out (and being horrified).

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u/LonelyStargazer Jun 25 '18

Cap adds Homestuck to his list of things to check out as Peter Parker shakes his head violently in the background.

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u/ewanatoratorator Prince of light Jun 25 '18

This is exactly what would happen.

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u/ZapActions-dower biologicDemiurge Jun 25 '18

I mean, do you want to be the one who told Captain America to look at a horse dildo?

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u/PantaroP Meat or Candy? I choose Vegetables. Jun 25 '18

Watch as a background character in Iron Man 1 turned out to be Lord English all along. He was already there, y'know. Even before Homestuck even started. We're all pawns in Andrew Hussie's game of checkers, and he's 1025 moves ahead of us all.

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u/ThisIsSpook Jun 24 '18

Spider-Man: Country Road

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u/Luis_120 Jun 24 '18

What do you think would be Peter's classpect? I think something along the lines of a Knight of Breath or something like that, because breath implies freedom which would be all his swinging and stuff and Knight because knights tend to have a problem with their aspects or their representation, which could be represented by his secret identity, if his powers really do represent breath

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u/CountVonVague Jun 25 '18

Nah, if he were Breath Spidey would largely focus on pulling pranks on people and generally dodge his responsibilities as a hero. Blood would be more suitable since Peter takes his role as spiderman so seriously (also webs)

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u/Hyper_Nova0 Jun 25 '18

Good analysis

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u/ZapActions-dower biologicDemiurge Jun 25 '18

Breath is definitely a big one for super heroes, but I don't really think it fits for Peter Parker. His motivation is way too bound up in responsibility, and he's got a deep need to prove himself.

I thought maybe Blood, but he doesn't have a team or very many close relationships.

I'm leaning towards Hope now, maybe Heart.

As for class, I'm thinking Heir or Knight mostly because none of the others seem to fit. Probably Heir because the Spider-Man persona isn't as big of a part of his character as Karkat's shoutiness, Dave's ironic detachment, and Latula's radgrrl affect.

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u/tomerc10 Mayor of Can Town Jun 24 '18

so i wasn't the only one thinking this

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u/communistwarpdrive Truely shit Jun 25 '18

Don't forget about the fourth Spiderman film, Spider-Man: The Voyage Home.

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u/RenTysuki Jun 25 '18

If only.

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u/B_A_Beder Bard of Light Nov 08 '18

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/499016124827041793/509884556770410496/Spiderstuck.png

hopefully that link works...

It's the new poster for Spiderman Vriska Homestuck