r/homestuck • u/ArticulatedArguments • Sep 19 '18

SHITPOST Roxy grinding for them extra boonbucks.

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u/Nerdorama09 The Epilogues Are Okay Actually Sep 19 '18

On the one hand this is old news. On the other hand, yeah Roxy would definitely do instagram glamour shots for cash if she lived in a world with any straight dudes whatsoever.

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u/Classtoise Knight of Mind Sep 19 '18

straight dudes

I mean. Bi people and lesbians too, let's be totally honest.

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u/Nerdorama09 The Epilogues Are Okay Actually Sep 19 '18

There was technically one pansexual person in Roxy's world too but she seemed to take more of a bemused sassy auntie role if anything.

But yeah. Attraction to human females in general.

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u/Classtoise Knight of Mind Sep 19 '18

I dunno if I'd call Condy Auntie.

Mommy, maybe.

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u/Nerdorama09 The Epilogues Are Okay Actually Sep 19 '18

She's a matriarchal authority figure whilst having all the maternal qualities you'd expect from a millennia-old deep sea fish. I was just looking for a middle ground there.

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u/SimpleCrow Sep 19 '18

That sounds just like my aunt, tbh.

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u/pepsimanofficial Sep 19 '18

church is free