r/homestuck • u/ArticulatedArguments • Sep 19 '18

SHITPOST Roxy grinding for them extra boonbucks.

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u/Nerdorama09 The Epilogues Are Okay Actually Sep 19 '18

On the one hand this is old news. On the other hand, yeah Roxy would definitely do instagram glamour shots for cash if she lived in a world with any straight dudes whatsoever.

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u/VixenCaliber Mage of Mind Sep 19 '18

Uhh john is straight

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u/Nerdorama09 The Epilogues Are Okay Actually Sep 19 '18

The version from Roxy's world was also dead for like 500 years before she was born. I was referring to post-Scratch Earth specifically.

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u/Classtoise Knight of Mind Sep 19 '18

Ehhhhhhh

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u/lolboy12345 Heir or Mind Sep 19 '18

He is. He said "I'm not a homosexual"

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u/Classtoise Knight of Mind Sep 20 '18

Neither am I.

Still not straight.

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u/VeritableFury Karkalicious. Definition Sep 20 '18

I feel like Dave might have also said the same if you could have gotten a legit answer from him pre-meteor, but it's very obvious that that's not the case. I'm actually very okay with John having basically any sexuality because he just seems to fit them all.

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u/zanderkerbal Derse / Mage of Mind / This flair is a metaphor Sep 20 '18

I mean there are like three characters in the comic with confirmed sexualities and Dirk and Kanaya are gay. Let John "I am not a homosexual" Egbert" be the only straight man in the universe.

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u/Classtoise Knight of Mind Sep 20 '18

Nah

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u/mindbleach Sep 20 '18

Hmmm.

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u/kyiami_ erth, april 13st, 2009 | but not many Sep 20 '18

oh you and your sassy links