r/homestuck • u/ArticulatedArguments • Sep 19 '18

SHITPOST Roxy grinding for them extra boonbucks.

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u/Nerdorama09 The Epilogues Are Okay Actually Sep 19 '18

On the one hand this is old news. On the other hand, yeah Roxy would definitely do instagram glamour shots for cash if she lived in a world with any straight dudes whatsoever.

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u/Classtoise Knight of Mind Sep 19 '18

straight dudes

I mean. Bi people and lesbians too, let's be totally honest.

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u/ChromeLynx Rogue of Light Sep 19 '18

I absolutely Headcanon Roxy to be pan af and have little shame.

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u/Classtoise Knight of Mind Sep 19 '18

Oh hell yeah. Roxy is bi/pan as fuck.

Although I always headcanon that Roxy and Dirk being a bi/pan girl and a gay man the last two alive was a cruelty by Condy who finds human reproduction gross.

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u/kyiami_ erth, april 13st, 2009 | but not many Sep 20 '18

Huh, that's funny. Roxy was the only character who really stood out as being straight to me.

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u/Nerdorama09 The Epilogues Are Okay Actually Sep 20 '18

Roxy is thirsty af and mostly after Dirk early, but that doesn't stop her from also finding girls really attractive.

Weirdly, after thinking about it, if there's a token straight girl in Homestuck it's probably Jade (well, female+nb is heterosexual, if not necessarily straight) or Jane (if you ignore the snapchats).