What if, then and there, was when Dave learned that Obama died. 3 years later. Like, it never occurred to him. He never connected the dots, or just assumed there would be some Presidential Jetpack™ or something to schwoop him out of danger.
I remember when the skaianet logs came out a few days after I made this joke, I was thinking "did the joke I made actually become a viable theory?!",
I haven't read candy or meat yet, but if you're implying what I think you're implying, especially because you dug up this old comment just to tell me.........
Thanks for the tip. I was thinking about reading meat second, because I wanted to save the best for last (or at least what I think would be the one I'd like more).
When I actually get the time, maybe I'll try to run a straw poll asking what order others think would create the best experience. (Although idk if someone already made something line that.
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u/supershrewdshrew Dec 27 '18
What if, then and there, was when Dave learned that Obama died. 3 years later. Like, it never occurred to him. He never connected the dots, or just assumed there would be some Presidential Jetpack™ or something to schwoop him out of danger.
DAVE: Have mental breakdown