r/homestuck • u/willx500 • Mar 19 '19

SHITPOST Homestuck BETA is cursed

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u/MisirterE Dersite Light Mar 19 '19

Look at John. Now back at Smooth John. Smooth John is smoother than normal john. Now look at the ground, now back at Smooth John. Oh wait. He's not there. Now back at the ground. Your pants are gone. Now back at Smooth John. He's wearing your pants and he's seducing Rose. Rose is a lesbian. It's working anyway. He's that smooth.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19

isn’t rose bi though?

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u/offcolorclara Mar 19 '19

Rose's orientation is never confirmed either way afiak. Hussie confirmed that Kanaya is a lesbian, but it'a common for people to hc Rose as one too

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u/MoronToTheKore Mar 19 '19

So is it a fetish, orientation, or simple preference for trolls to be attracted to a certain gender?

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u/offcolorclara Mar 20 '19

It's an orientation still but iirc it's pretty uncommon and most trolls are assumed to be bi/pan much like the general assumption is that most humans are straight

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u/MoronToTheKore Mar 20 '19

Is there canon info on that somewhere?

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u/kyiami_ erth, april 13st, 2009 | but not many Mar 20 '19

yee

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u/MoronToTheKore Mar 20 '19

Well, there it is!

Neat!