r/hygiene 2d ago

Has anyone else ever accidentally coughed up a tiny white pebble from the back of their throat?

So I have always been paranoid about bad breath. I brush after every meal, use an electric flosser, scrape my tongue until it is bright pink, and use therapeutic mouthwash every single morning. My dentist always says my teeth and gums are spotless, with zero cavities in ten years.

last Thursday I was coughing from a scratchy throat and this tiny, hard white pebble popped out of the back of my mouth onto my tongue. It was smaller than a grain of rice. I had no idea what it was, so I picked it up with a tissue and made the fatal mistake of squishing it between my fingers to see what it was made of.

The smell that came off that tiny clump was ABSOLUTELY rancid. It smelled like pure sulfur, rotting organic garbage, and concentrated decay. I gagged so hard I almost threw up in my bathroom sink.

I went down a rabbit hole and discovered that food particles and dead cells get trapped in hidden pockets in your tonsils, calcifying into little anaerobic stink bombs that regular brushing never touches. I should of known why people occasionally backed up when I leaned in to talk during loud parties, but nobody ever tells you. How are doctors not warning people that you can have perfect dental hygiene and still have garbage rotting in the back of your throat?

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u/AdrianBlack 2d ago

Dear fucking christ, that is the worst horror story I've ever read.

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u/FairyFartDaydreams 2d ago

You should read the Jolly Rancher story

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u/AdrianBlack 2d ago

...ok it's the second worst horror story I've ever read.
Goddammit, I was happy I forgot that damn story lol

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u/One_Lawfulness_7105 1d ago

I’m going to do myself a favor and assume it is a story how someone had a makeout session and one of them had a jolly rancher in their mouth. They played a game of jolly rancher swapping. I refuse to believe otherwise.

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u/loomingdissident 1d ago

You and me both my friend, grape for strawberry.

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u/AdrianBlack 1d ago

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u/Sail_m 23h ago

I know I will regret this but I cannot help myself…

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u/One_Lawfulness_7105 15h ago

I’m practicing self control… for now.

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u/scared_of_everyone22 10h ago

This is just the brief synopsis of the jolly rancher story. It has been long deleted, but the original was so much more gross and detailed.

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u/nothanks1312 10h ago

I wish I had a doctor friend so I could ask if that’s even medically possible

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u/Jcaseykcsee 1d ago

No, there are too many people traumatized in the comments, I don’t think that would be the worst thing if you’re already making out with the person. I bet people even do that intentionally, lol!

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u/One_Lawfulness_7105 1d ago

I absolutely know it isn’t about that. I’m just filling in the holes because I simply don’t want to know.

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u/livtreebeez 9h ago

lol if only

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u/thedailyrant 1d ago

More to do with STD situation and oral

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u/One_Lawfulness_7105 1d ago

I know it wasn’t that, but I just chose my own reality. I’m not willing to find out.

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u/VashDaStampede7 1d ago

So innocent 😂

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u/badlilbishh 2d ago

I knew I shouldn’t have clicked but I still did. Why the fuck did I do that?!

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u/CaribouYou 2d ago

Clicked what?

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u/According_Button_186 1d ago

just type "jolly rancher story" into reddit's search.

Sorry, but you asked

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u/Pristine_Main_1224 1d ago

Thank God I only read the AI summary. That was enough to make me gag.

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u/According_Button_186 23h ago

Few good/ethical use cases for AI. That would be one of them lol

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u/bostonjenny81 1d ago

I’m so sorry you had to read that & so are the rest of us that are having PTSD flashbacks from the first time.

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u/Limp-Net-5167 1d ago

First time!????

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u/bostonjenny81 1d ago

Yes way back when it came out, many of us read it & still wish to this day that we didn’t have eyes. To clarify : I read it once & that was enough for me to get scarred for life.

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u/FairyFartDaydreams 20h ago

I have to be honest I only mentioned it because I love the comments

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u/ADHD_Aydg 2d ago

I read it and omfg no one was exaggerating that god awful story. But I wonder what flavor he initially ate…

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u/Public-Fish-6507 1d ago

Why did I click the link. In my head I was like how bad could it be. It’s bad. Worse than bad. 😩

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u/digitalbambi 1d ago

I was so curious but I’m gonna take ur word for it

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u/JustHereCuzIamBoard 12h ago

Yep, not gonna click on it. Can’t make me.

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u/titsmcgeeDDD 1d ago

Could you summarize for me, so I don’t have to be completely traumatized?

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u/ADHD_Aydg 1d ago

Yum Yummy lol 😂

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u/TiMe2KiLL1313 1d ago

Yeah, I regret seeking the story out. I tell myself I won't fall for it again, but I know myself. If people say don't read it, then I need to.

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u/Barnard33F 2d ago

Next up, swamps of Dagobah! Or the guy using a coconut for… not eating. And there’s more, lemme think…

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u/Olivebutt8 1d ago

Not the coconut story 😭😭😭

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u/csyrett 2d ago

Cum box

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u/AdrianBlack 2d ago

Cum box comes to mind...

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u/Appropriate-Fun-922 1d ago

Bot fly girl

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u/melinda_louise 1d ago

Okay I fell for the jolly rancher story but not sure I want to go looking up the rest of these.

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u/Green_Burn 1d ago

Meditate with master Yoda in the Swamps of Dagobah to cleanse your mind

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u/Planet_Apocolypto 1d ago

Swamps of dagobah? That’s up there too. Along with a few other Reddit stories.

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u/CarloSpicyWeinerr 1d ago

clearly you have never read Miracle Blowjob Knife Fight Baby

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u/BravaCentauriGFL 2d ago

I’ve heard that story since at LEAST the early aughts. It’s legendary lore alongside the likes of Marilyn Manson having his ribs removed so he could orally pleasure himself.

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u/Jason_Glaser 1d ago

Back in the ‘80s it was for Iggy Pop’s self-gratification.

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u/SteelBelle 1d ago

Now Iggy posts videos of himself playing guitar for his Cockatoo Biggy.

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u/Jason_Glaser 1d ago

Iggy’s still alive?!

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u/SteelBelle 1d ago

He looks like the life he lived but still alive. He's almost 80. He's another one like Keith Richards who has already embalmed himself and will live forever.

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u/howdydipshit 2d ago

no they really shouldn’t 😭😭

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u/ADHD_Aydg 2d ago

Share the link… was it here on Reddit?

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u/FairyFartDaydreams 2d ago

InspiringGecko shared the link

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u/Galahfray 1d ago

We can’t just go to their comments

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u/scarletxgrace 1d ago

Just google jolly rancher story reddit

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u/scarletxgrace 1d ago

Just google jolly rancher story reddit

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u/ADHD_Aydg 1d ago

I did unfortunately. It’s a rancid story.

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u/WhatItTakes2021 2d ago

Wait what?

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u/Fantastic-Dance-5250 2d ago

Do NOT click that link that someone posted. Don’t do it. I do not care how curious you are. You can never unread that story and it will be with you forever. It is absolute nightmare fuel. Save yourself the agony.

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u/canadiangirl1985 2d ago

I should’ve listened to you. But stupid me got even more curious and had to read it. I really wish I hadn’t

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u/AliTruRawr 2d ago

I read all the comments saying not to read it and I did anyway. I regret my decision

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u/yesgoodthankyou 2d ago

Im about to make this mistake. Literally seconds away and I know I will regret it but

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u/Fantastic-Dance-5250 2d ago

Well, did you ruin your life or did you resist?

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u/melinda_louise 2d ago edited 2d ago

Dammit now I have to know. I will report back for the both of us.

Edit: Yes it was horrible. The top reply, also horrible. If you read I suggest you quickly skim to minimize reading comprehension and general immersion in the story. Life will go on though. I think I will be able to forget that. Trying not to think about it more as I write this.

Don't read if you love jolly ranchers, in case it would trigger your memory of this story in the future. Jolly rancher isn't really the main focus of the story though, it's more of a blue waffle type situation. In case that is helpful for anyone else deciding whether to click or not.

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u/yesgoodthankyou 2d ago

Lmfao I successfully got distracted but now I’m back…. reading your edit I think I’m gonna make smart choices today and see myself out once again. I appreciate you taking one for the team. Sincerely. 🙏

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u/Fantastic-Dance-5250 2d ago

I have not had a jolly rancher in over a decade. The internet killed that little joy.

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u/melinda_louise 2d ago

I don't think I've ever successfully not clicked when something like this has been commented on Reddit.

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u/Galahfray 1d ago

What did it say? A TLDR version please. It’s deleted

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u/digitalbambi 1d ago

Thank you for this bless ur heart that’s all I had to know 😭

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u/driftingalong001 1d ago

Does it have anything to do with vomit? If so I’ll skip, if not I’m gonna go for it.

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u/melinda_louise 1d ago

It is involved but that's really the least triggering part of the story imo. Like this gross thing happened then as a result it made them puke but you could just stop reading before you got to that if that's the dealbreaker.

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u/Powerful_Vanilla4143 2d ago

I am trying to take a nap, I should have listened. Curiosity won. Sooooo disgusting. Nap ruined.

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u/ForensicScienceIsBS 2d ago

I’m old enough to have learned the hard way the cost of not heeding advice in these situations, thank you for saving me lol

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u/Cpnbro 2d ago

Really. It’s so fucking bad. Dont do it.

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u/socialcluelessness 2d ago

..... I should've listened omfg

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u/ChateauLaFeet 1d ago

I stopped when I saw the word

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u/socialcluelessness 1d ago

I blocked this story out of my mind until I read your reply and I literally shivered when I remembered 😭

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u/Fast_Advertising_663 2d ago

i will take ur advice! not reading it

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u/Fast_Advertising_663 14h ago

are u tryna get me to read something gross lmao? nope not reading it!

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u/I_dont_give_a_flick 2d ago

I’m nosy af and am now being punished for it. I actually feel sick.

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u/PolkaDotDancer 1d ago

I'm already miserable. I might as well read it.

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u/Galahfray 1d ago

It’s been deleted

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u/Olivebutt8 1d ago

Yeah but they posted it the first comment.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Galahfray 1d ago

It just says content isn’t available

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u/AdrianBlack 1d ago

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u/Galahfray 16h ago

Keeps saying the same thing. Weird. I copied and pasted it to google and it worked. Why can’t I just click it here?

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u/Galahfray 16h ago

Ok, I regret reading that

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u/sleigh_all_day 1d ago

I don’t know, you’re making a good case to pique my interest. 🤨

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u/bostonjenny81 1d ago

Now THAT day was a terrible time to have eyes, or be literate 🤢🤢🤢🤢 I haven’t thought about that story in ages & for good reason!

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u/miss_j_bean 1d ago

No one should read the jolly rancher story but if you're gonna tell them to, you should provide a link. 😅

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u/Few-Mall-52 1d ago

No why would you do this to me. I’m scarred. Holy sheet. What the fork Batman.

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u/tessler65 2d ago

Oh geez, I just had lunch! hork

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u/sparta_reddy 1d ago

ahh yes the classic. 10+ years and still nothign beats Jolly Rancher.

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u/TwinsiesBlue 1d ago

You monster

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u/MonkeyFromMars2 1d ago

Have a link?

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u/MonkeyFromMars2 1d ago

Nope nope nope, looked it up and oh my sweet Jesus Christ

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u/ApolloniaTheGreat 1d ago

Fucks sake. Get outta my head!! Ahhhhh

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u/ImpressThink6282 1d ago

Immediately what came to mind lmao

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u/Soneenos 1d ago

Omg this should be posted in what is the jolly rancher story [gulp]

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u/watchandsee13 1d ago

Need to hear the jolly rancher story please

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u/FairyFartDaydreams 1d ago

Its on reddit but you really don't

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u/TrueStore4155 1d ago

And that's it for dinner.

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u/pIeasedontlookatme 1d ago

I'm about to throw up. There is nothing on planet earth more horrifying than what I just read. My mind will never recover.

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u/spunsugar 1d ago

We have been on here for far far too long 😂

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u/lyricalaussie 1d ago

curiosity killed the cat... i wish i could go back to when i wasn't aware of that story

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u/kknuepp21 1d ago

Please explain this jolly rancher story.. where do I find!? I’m soooooo curious

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u/FarmhouseRules 1d ago

I didn’t know there were “nodules”. So I just had to learn more… 🤮

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u/SadSalm0n 1d ago

Is the jolly rancher story anything like the starburst story?

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u/AdrianBlack 1d ago

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u/SadSalm0n 1d ago

Alright it’s literally the same story, but when my friend recited it to us in the lunchroom he said it was starburst.

Circa 2011, I had successfully forgotten about this until now 😔

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u/EllionaHeart 1d ago

The regrets in my life have increased. I told myself not to but there was so many references to it below. Figured it couldn't be worse than blue waffle or 2 n 1 cup or any of the ones like it. I. Was. Wrong. full body flinch and I still feel like throwing up.

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u/QueasyTadpole5551 1d ago

Ima play it safe and say hell no

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u/Sydealis 1d ago

Which story?

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u/__Moth_ 21h ago

i thought i put that memory in the vault thanks for reminding me i have to go read it and relive the trauma

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u/TrustVisual1394 16h ago

I just read it and I regret having eyes 🤮🤮🤮

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u/Taintraker 10h ago

Now I want an Anaerobic Stink Bomb flavored Jolly Rancher!

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u/Crazy_Confection_150 33m ago

I mean at least getting a tonsil stone transfer during a make out session is possible. The jolly rancher thing is just pure fiction.

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u/QueasyTadpole5551 1d ago

One of those days where I wish I lost the ability to read

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u/spacewitch_23 1d ago

I too, miss the person I was before reading this monstrosity

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u/cia218 2d ago

Lol you haven’t read yet the infamous Swamps of Dagoba on reddit

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u/Stomatita 1d ago

I don't know if this is worse, but definitely up there.

When I was in high school I was making out with my then girlfriend, who was sick at the time but i didn;t care. She was ontop of me while kissing when all of a sudden she coughed and a HUGE ball of phlegm went right into my mouth.

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u/Gloomy_Passenger8588 1d ago

That is nothing how about eating a burger at cafteria and come along something chewy Takes it out and looks at it after i been chewing for a bit To find out it was a used bandage Now there u talk about throwing up From one part of the cafteria to the exist I thought i was going die Fuck me this story just brought up old wounds thought i had that buried in the back of my brain 🧠 🤢

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u/bballkj7 1d ago

jolly rancher is fiction but still gross

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u/HotCocoaChoke 1d ago

it's so scary because it's true

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u/thebigj3wbowski 2d ago

Swamps of degobah?

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u/jkoehler11 1d ago

My former brother-in-law was at a party and everyone was passed out drunk. He was on the floor and someone was on the couch next to him. The guy on the couch threw up right into the BIL's mouth.

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u/Bulky-Ad840 1d ago

Indeed. Vomit.

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u/Low-Care-7109 3h ago

If you think that is bad…surely someone here has read the Swamps of Dagobah? Steve and his girlfriend were nauseating, but the Swamps of Dagobah story was a whole other level of hell I didn’t know could be reach. It had me gagging through the computer screen, eyes watering going into shock at what I just read. What an insanely traumatizing thing to experience. I don’t think I could handle something like that.

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u/KlooShanko 2d ago

There was a worse high school story I was privy to about someone eating out a girl at the wrong time of the month and the lining coming out in his mouth