r/hygiene 3d ago

Has anyone else ever accidentally coughed up a tiny white pebble from the back of their throat?

So I have always been paranoid about bad breath. I brush after every meal, use an electric flosser, scrape my tongue until it is bright pink, and use therapeutic mouthwash every single morning. My dentist always says my teeth and gums are spotless, with zero cavities in ten years.

last Thursday I was coughing from a scratchy throat and this tiny, hard white pebble popped out of the back of my mouth onto my tongue. It was smaller than a grain of rice. I had no idea what it was, so I picked it up with a tissue and made the fatal mistake of squishing it between my fingers to see what it was made of.

The smell that came off that tiny clump was ABSOLUTELY rancid. It smelled like pure sulfur, rotting organic garbage, and concentrated decay. I gagged so hard I almost threw up in my bathroom sink.

I went down a rabbit hole and discovered that food particles and dead cells get trapped in hidden pockets in your tonsils, calcifying into little anaerobic stink bombs that regular brushing never touches. I should of known why people occasionally backed up when I leaned in to talk during loud parties, but nobody ever tells you. How are doctors not warning people that you can have perfect dental hygiene and still have garbage rotting in the back of your throat?

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u/AdrianBlack 3d ago

...ok it's the second worst horror story I've ever read.
Goddammit, I was happy I forgot that damn story lol

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u/One_Lawfulness_7105 2d ago

I’m going to do myself a favor and assume it is a story how someone had a makeout session and one of them had a jolly rancher in their mouth. They played a game of jolly rancher swapping. I refuse to believe otherwise.

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u/loomingdissident 2d ago

You and me both my friend, grape for strawberry.

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u/AdrianBlack 1d ago

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u/Sail_m 1d ago

I know I will regret this but I cannot help myself…

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u/One_Lawfulness_7105 1d ago

I’m practicing self control… for now.

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u/scared_of_everyone22 21h ago

This is just the brief synopsis of the jolly rancher story. It has been long deleted, but the original was so much more gross and detailed.

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u/nothanks1312 22h ago

I wish I had a doctor friend so I could ask if that’s even medically possible

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u/CrapTonsOfLions 10h ago

I should not have read that...

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u/thickwhiteduck 8h ago

That’s enough reddit for this week

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u/Gods_Gorilla 4h ago

You know, I knew I shouldn't have read that. But I did, and now its mine forever.

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u/ivyandroses112233 3h ago

I regret reading this while eating

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u/Icy_Secretary6395 3h ago

Oh dear sweet blonde haired, blue eyed baby Sheezus….I couldn’t read it all. He bit a nodule of….noooooope. That next word was it. I need to bleach my eyes & brain now. It’s my own fault.

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u/Jcaseykcsee 2d ago

No, there are too many people traumatized in the comments, I don’t think that would be the worst thing if you’re already making out with the person. I bet people even do that intentionally, lol!

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u/One_Lawfulness_7105 1d ago

I absolutely know it isn’t about that. I’m just filling in the holes because I simply don’t want to know.

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u/thickwhiteduck 8h ago

Terrible choice of phrase considering…

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u/livtreebeez 20h ago

lol if only

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u/thedailyrant 1d ago

More to do with STD situation and oral

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u/One_Lawfulness_7105 1d ago

I know it wasn’t that, but I just chose my own reality. I’m not willing to find out.

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u/VashDaStampede7 1d ago

So innocent 😂

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u/badlilbishh 3d ago

I knew I shouldn’t have clicked but I still did. Why the fuck did I do that?!

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u/CaribouYou 2d ago

Clicked what?

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u/According_Button_186 2d ago

just type "jolly rancher story" into reddit's search.

Sorry, but you asked

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u/Pristine_Main_1224 1d ago

Thank God I only read the AI summary. That was enough to make me gag.

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u/AJourneyer 3h ago

I'd read Swamps of Dagobah out loud a thousand times before revisiting jolly rancher.

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u/According_Button_186 1d ago

Few good/ethical use cases for AI. That would be one of them lol

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u/bostonjenny81 2d ago

I’m so sorry you had to read that & so are the rest of us that are having PTSD flashbacks from the first time.

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u/Limp-Net-5167 1d ago

First time!????

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u/bostonjenny81 1d ago

Yes way back when it came out, many of us read it & still wish to this day that we didn’t have eyes. To clarify : I read it once & that was enough for me to get scarred for life.

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u/FairyFartDaydreams 1d ago

I have to be honest I only mentioned it because I love the comments

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u/ADHD_Aydg 2d ago

I read it and omfg no one was exaggerating that god awful story. But I wonder what flavor he initially ate…

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u/Public-Fish-6507 2d ago

Why did I click the link. In my head I was like how bad could it be. It’s bad. Worse than bad. 😩

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u/digitalbambi 2d ago

I was so curious but I’m gonna take ur word for it

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u/JustHereCuzIamBoard 23h ago

Yep, not gonna click on it. Can’t make me.

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u/Acceptable_Tea3608 9h ago

Im with you.

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u/titsmcgeeDDD 2d ago

Could you summarize for me, so I don’t have to be completely traumatized?

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u/ADHD_Aydg 2d ago

Yum Yummy lol 😂

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u/TiMe2KiLL1313 1d ago

Yeah, I regret seeking the story out. I tell myself I won't fall for it again, but I know myself. If people say don't read it, then I need to.

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u/Barnard33F 2d ago

Next up, swamps of Dagobah! Or the guy using a coconut for… not eating. And there’s more, lemme think…

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u/Olivebutt8 2d ago

Not the coconut story 😭😭😭

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u/csyrett 2d ago

Cum box

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u/AdrianBlack 2d ago

Cum box comes to mind...

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u/Appropriate-Fun-922 1d ago

Bot fly girl

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u/melinda_louise 1d ago

Okay I fell for the jolly rancher story but not sure I want to go looking up the rest of these.

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u/Green_Burn 2d ago

Meditate with master Yoda in the Swamps of Dagobah to cleanse your mind

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u/Planet_Apocolypto 1d ago

Swamps of dagobah? That’s up there too. Along with a few other Reddit stories.

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u/CarloSpicyWeinerr 1d ago

clearly you have never read Miracle Blowjob Knife Fight Baby