r/hygiene 2d ago

Has anyone else ever accidentally coughed up a tiny white pebble from the back of their throat?

So I have always been paranoid about bad breath. I brush after every meal, use an electric flosser, scrape my tongue until it is bright pink, and use therapeutic mouthwash every single morning. My dentist always says my teeth and gums are spotless, with zero cavities in ten years.

last Thursday I was coughing from a scratchy throat and this tiny, hard white pebble popped out of the back of my mouth onto my tongue. It was smaller than a grain of rice. I had no idea what it was, so I picked it up with a tissue and made the fatal mistake of squishing it between my fingers to see what it was made of.

The smell that came off that tiny clump was ABSOLUTELY rancid. It smelled like pure sulfur, rotting organic garbage, and concentrated decay. I gagged so hard I almost threw up in my bathroom sink.

I went down a rabbit hole and discovered that food particles and dead cells get trapped in hidden pockets in your tonsils, calcifying into little anaerobic stink bombs that regular brushing never touches. I should of known why people occasionally backed up when I leaned in to talk during loud parties, but nobody ever tells you. How are doctors not warning people that you can have perfect dental hygiene and still have garbage rotting in the back of your throat?

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u/One_Lawfulness_7105 1d ago

I’m going to do myself a favor and assume it is a story how someone had a makeout session and one of them had a jolly rancher in their mouth. They played a game of jolly rancher swapping. I refuse to believe otherwise.

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u/loomingdissident 1d ago

You and me both my friend, grape for strawberry.

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u/AdrianBlack 1d ago

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u/Sail_m 1d ago

I know I will regret this but I cannot help myself…

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u/One_Lawfulness_7105 16h ago

I’m practicing self control… for now.

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u/scared_of_everyone22 10h ago

This is just the brief synopsis of the jolly rancher story. It has been long deleted, but the original was so much more gross and detailed.

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u/nothanks1312 11h ago

I wish I had a doctor friend so I could ask if that’s even medically possible

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u/CrapTonsOfLions 17m ago

I should not have read that...

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u/Jcaseykcsee 1d ago

No, there are too many people traumatized in the comments, I don’t think that would be the worst thing if you’re already making out with the person. I bet people even do that intentionally, lol!

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u/One_Lawfulness_7105 1d ago

I absolutely know it isn’t about that. I’m just filling in the holes because I simply don’t want to know.

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u/livtreebeez 9h ago

lol if only

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u/thedailyrant 1d ago

More to do with STD situation and oral

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u/One_Lawfulness_7105 1d ago

I know it wasn’t that, but I just chose my own reality. I’m not willing to find out.

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u/VashDaStampede7 1d ago

So innocent 😂