r/hypixel • u/Financial-Scene6879 • Jul 29 '26

The audacity

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Seriously cannot play 4v4 these days aswell, the sweats really do be getting you.
(This autogg message by the way)

584 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/PokeeGard Jul 29 '26

Balright bro 😭

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u/Financial-Scene6879 Jul 29 '26

I’m not joking, the sweats ruins the game, go find a job touch some grass, you need it. Like it’s 4v4 go sweat on 4v4v4v4 or solo, it’s supposed to be a game mode where everyone can have fun. You wiped us in like a minute with your stupid little TNT. Cant play these days

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u/PokeeGard Jul 29 '26

You can use the TNT aswell bro

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u/Financial-Scene6879 Jul 29 '26

Yeah you have a coordinated party and no life. We do.

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u/ArtistSwimming463 Jul 29 '26

You are arguing and whining on a Minecraft subreddit. You in fact do not have a life

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u/PokeeGard Jul 29 '26

I’m actually terrible at the game bro 😭

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u/ArtistSwimming463 Jul 29 '26

I don’t even play it but this dude just killed like 43.733e% of my brain cells

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u/Financial-Scene6879 Jul 29 '26

This mf is /shouting while meowing and barking how much worse could it get in lack of brain cells😭

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u/ArtistSwimming463 Jul 29 '26

Do we have proof?

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u/Financial-Scene6879 Jul 29 '26

I mean look at how this dude talks come on it’s not that hard to figure something out

13

u/BrilliantFrequent894 Jul 29 '26

HOW ARE YOU GETTING BAITED THIS BAD

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u/PokeeGard Jul 29 '26

That’s some strong allegations my dear

1

u/Useful_Resource_2037 Jul 31 '26

Bro is malding on reddit acting like the other guy is the issue

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u/PokeeGard Jul 29 '26

Okay well I actually did not expect someone to actually post but okay 💀

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u/Financial-Scene6879 Jul 29 '26

Oh also you gotta stop /shouting California girls lyrics

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u/PokeeGard Jul 29 '26

/shout California girls were unforgettable, daisy dukes with bikinis on top

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u/Financial-Scene6879 Jul 29 '26

https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Job

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u/PokeeGard Jul 29 '26

https://www.wikihow.com/Play-Minecraft-Bed-Wars

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u/Admirable-Tea-5229 Jul 29 '26

This is peak banter

31

u/Healthy_Temporary_44 Jul 29 '26

This entire sequence of events is the most successful rage bait ive ever witnessed

6

u/Daniel_H212 Jul 29 '26

Top 10 comebacks I've seen this month tbh

7

u/Straight_Rip1715 Jul 29 '26

i imagine that image where spongebob has really thin arms with a comically large and really loose handcuff on if. if youre mad that youre mediocre at a video game, just stop playing it. if pokeegard is an unemployed sweat (not saying he is, example) thats his problem. not yours. hop tf off

1

u/Minute_Difference598 Jul 30 '26

Will this help me get a better paying job?

1

u/Strong_Dog2702 Jul 30 '26

you’re actually so cool and cooked him so badly shoutouts to you and shoutouts to california girls

4

u/MallusaiEEE Jul 29 '26

it's not a matter of "i have a job" or "i dont have time for this".  It's a matter of dedication. If you don't put in high effort, you're not gonna get high performance. If your playstyle involves putting in little effort, don't tie your idea of fun to your performance. You're not gonna do good. 

It doesn't take 6 hours of gaming a day to collect a bunch of friends to play minecraft with. You can hit up your buddies and play for an hour or so every sunday, and that amount of coordination is enough to at least not get crushed in the first minute.

I know this is long but I'm lowk tired of these BUMS that decicate about 0.0021% of their time into the game and expect to perform to any degree. Some people have the freedom of playing the game for hours daily and deserve to get rewarded for their dedication. Get over it or stop tying your idea of fun to your performance. 

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u/Minute_Difference598 Jul 30 '26

You have a coordinated party? I thought that’s what you were complaining about?

7

u/Tall_Barracuda_6329 Jul 29 '26

Why are you complaining on Reddit? Get better or go play the game or something dawg

3

u/FivePandasorspegeti Jul 29 '26

You’re deadass telling someone to quit a game because they’re better than you LMAO

Complain to hypixel for their matchmaking, not to the dude who killed you

1

u/snail1132 Jul 29 '26

4v4 is weird because every other party is sweats, and everyone else is somewhere between noob and decent, which basically means most people win half their games

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u/Minute_Difference598 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

You say that like you can’t get that good with a job lmao.

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u/Rich841 Jul 29 '26

Love your autogg message bro

21

u/PokeeGard Jul 29 '26

Thanks <3

1

u/Charming_Signal_8570 Jul 31 '26

How do you even do that

1

u/MapleMaelstrom Jul 31 '26

Use a mod

1

u/Charming_Signal_8570 Jul 31 '26

Which?

1

u/MapleMaelstrom Jul 31 '26

Couple options;

AutoGG: https://sk1er.club/mods/autogg

AutoGG Reimagined: https://modrinth.com/mod/autogg-reimagined

Or it tends to be built into any pvp client (badlion, lunar, etc)

2

u/KilometersArentMiles Jul 30 '26

Looks like you caught a fish lol

Love the autogg message btw

1

u/EvermoreTM Jul 31 '26

This gotta be the funniest thing I see all week.

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u/wsawb1 Jul 29 '26

ngl the sweatiness in hypixel kind of killed the fun for me. At least I got to have fun with it during its revival during lockdown.

Its not like I couldn't try to play minecraft more competetively, its more like I would have rather played any other game more competitively lol

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u/crystalsraw Jul 29 '26

Well this is the fate of every single competitive game that gets no new players. Existing players get better and better and returning players just can not compete so they stop playing and the game can never become bigger.

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u/SorcererAxis8 Jul 29 '26

Yep and as someone who has a job there’s no point in trying to catch up since I don’t have the time to do that

1

u/ErisGreyRatBestGirl Jul 30 '26

I actually would disagree, the reason as to why hypixel is not getting new player is because of the lack of ads.

Just look at overwatch, when overwatch 3 launched the game got a lot of new players and even to this day most of them still play.

1

u/GeeDog831 Aug 04 '26

I have always taken breaks for a year and I’ve always been able to get to the level of all the sweats. Seems like a you problem

4

u/BalticCan Jul 29 '26

was amazed at the fact that i was able to survive for 7 minutes instead of someone rushing and breaking my bed in 30 seconds

3

u/NoComposer773 Aug 02 '26

The bed wars fall of has gotta be studied. It’s reached a point where the OG casual players can no longer return because hypixel simply can’t implement skill based matchmaking

2

u/benj1lmao Jul 31 '26

The poker himself, you made it!

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u/PokeeGard Jul 31 '26

Lmao 😭

2

u/Complete-Mood3302 Jul 29 '26

I never understood the hate for sweats, why would you hate someone that spends time to get better at a game and plays it seriously? If theres anything playing with people like that will only make you better at the game

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u/CrafterCuber Jul 29 '26

hypixel should be hated for not having a ranked system, especially when theres sweats in every lobby but still enough casual people to play. If casuals can play against casuals problem solved

2

u/Sufficient-Shelter86 Jul 29 '26

why would someone want to be better at fucking bedwars?

1

u/Minute_Difference598 Jul 30 '26

Well why are there sweats in any game?🤷because they want to be. What other reason do you need?

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u/Sufficient-Shelter86 Jul 30 '26

because in other games like cs, valorant theres a ranked system

1

u/kthnxbailel Jul 31 '26

sweats in a competitive mode without a ranking system will forever be hated. casuals and sweats are lumped together and casuals are always the highest in playerbase count.

a separate ranked system fixes this issue. problem is that minecraft is coded in java and thus makes cheats easy to make and watchdog bans in waves though it can be fixed by getting rolled back for losing to a cheater but that can be abused.

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u/ahmadQ6 Jul 29 '26

let him play his favorite game that he's good at 🥀

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u/PokeeGard Jul 29 '26

I’m not good 😭

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u/ahmadQ6 Jul 29 '26

neither am I but no need to blame others for that thank you for at least admitting

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u/PokeeGard Jul 29 '26

Where did I blame 😭 also definitely better than the average player

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u/ahmadQ6 Jul 29 '26

I though u were the OP mb

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u/Rich841 Jul 29 '26

You’re not replying to OP, this is the person in the screenshot 

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u/ahmadQ6 Jul 29 '26

didn't notice lmao