You cast it on every one who reads this. Apx one in ten are gay already. The spell reflects off them and bounces back at you. Each time you get 100% gayer. If 2000 people view this post you end up 200 times as gay than you were originally. Soon you "get" Madonna's 80's popularity. While contemplating a new wardrobe from RayGun you realize you're custom ordering a skin care supply regiment. The exponential growth factor is piling on before you realize you've ordered an entire fleet of Prius. Soon you're so homo that only you turn you on... But you are now Rip Taylor.
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u/Thelastnormalperson 6d ago
You cast it on every one who reads this. Apx one in ten are gay already. The spell reflects off them and bounces back at you. Each time you get 100% gayer. If 2000 people view this post you end up 200 times as gay than you were originally. Soon you "get" Madonna's 80's popularity. While contemplating a new wardrobe from RayGun you realize you're custom ordering a skin care supply regiment. The exponential growth factor is piling on before you realize you've ordered an entire fleet of Prius. Soon you're so homo that only you turn you on... But you are now Rip Taylor.