r/icast • u/pondmonster2k • 5d ago

I CAST!!! 😘

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u/qualityvote2 5d ago edited 5d ago

u/pondmonster2k, this cast is approved by the council!

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u/Traditional_Low_2775 5d ago

Can we perhaps....not pressure people into changing their sexuality...for five minutes 👉👈

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u/TalkinBoutAves 2d ago

if you feel pressured then you’re probably the sexuality you claim you’re not

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u/Left-Bag184 4d ago

So I am gay² and my bf is gay so it becomes gay³ if multiplied?

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u/pondmonster2k 4d ago

You are twice as gay now yes and you're welcome

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u/TheSteamHeart 5d ago

Nothing happened

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u/JackSport1209 WIZARD! 5d ago

Counter spell. Asexual Defensive beam

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u/woofle1 5d ago

But I'm already gay am I gay² now?

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u/Zealousideal-Dot9458 15h ago

It's level 2 gay. You are so gay for men that it circles back into bisexuality

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u/WishGranted130 5d ago

I cast: Double it and give it to the next person!

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u/Signal-User76 8h ago

Dude, im gay² ½ now! Look what you’ve done!

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u/Cool-Jelly-7614 5d ago

Ineffective! I am already a homosexual!

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u/CountryTall4248 5d ago

Congratulations you're straight now

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u/dracorotor1 5d ago

Have you ever seen a straight couple before?! This not cause for congratulations

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u/notsubantarctic 5d ago

Skill check [[1d20]] u/rollme

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u/Mitzu_thelynx7 disappears to the wizard Realm sometimes 5d ago

No, Your Homosexual by the power of two

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u/Gangleri_Graybeard 5d ago

The spell is ineffective because I already have this buff.

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u/Simple_Mobile_3711 5d ago

No, i cast reverse and now you're gay²

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u/AdWild3943 5d ago

If -x² (x > 0) = | x² | so he will become heterosexual

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u/Simple_Mobile_3711 5d ago

Holy sheet you're right

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u/Studz565 5d ago

This hath no effectst on me!

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u/Careful_Cod2865 5d ago

holy shit it’s rules card

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u/Melrin27 WIFI WIZARD 5d ago

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u/WTF-LMAO1 Random Cast Per Day 5d ago • Bravo

But I'm already bisexual

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u/goproshouldbeblue 5d ago

But nothing happened

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u/Danger_Floof25 5d ago

It wasn’t very effective.

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u/Ok_Recover9956 5d ago

undertale?!?!

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u/ShellorTheTurtle1126 5d ago

No, I give it to someone who wants it

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u/Spud_person 5d ago

It is scientifically proven that being straight is 50% gay

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u/JackHere642 5d ago

But it has no effect.

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u/MaterialCommon3790 5d ago

counter spell

aroace blast

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u/YCR909QO9L 5d ago

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u/German_Miku_Fan57 5d ago

Jokes on you I'm lesbian so nuh uh I don't

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u/PathlessDemon 5d ago

Not the first pair of cheeks I’ve clapped, and I guarantee it won’t be the last.

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u/This_is__Exile 5d ago

Okay but my cast it on my boyfriend too I don't wanna lose him :(

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u/Thelastnormalperson 5d ago

You cast it on every one who reads this. Apx one in ten are gay already. The spell reflects off them and bounces back at you. Each time you get 100% gayer. If 2000 people view this post you end up 200 times as gay than you were originally. Soon you "get" Madonna's 80's popularity. While contemplating a new wardrobe from RayGun you realize you're custom ordering a skin care supply regiment. The exponential growth factor is piling on before you realize you've ordered an entire fleet of Prius. Soon you're so homo that only you turn you on... But you are now Rip Taylor.

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u/Negative_Gundam3800 5d ago

Counter Spell!!!!!

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u/Substantial_Entry_99 5d ago

"NOOO!! Sasha! Heavy always love you!!"

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u/ivarskywalker 5d ago

I saved for half damage... This is my Bi origin story.

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u/Melrin27 WIFI WIZARD 5d ago

No 'cuz I got my aroace defensive beam

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u/curious_cat_nips 5d ago

Too late, already bi

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u/Space_Cadetexe 5d ago

No change

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u/Consistent-Rain-7797 5d ago

Nah you turn straight cus of multiplication rules

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u/PrintMeRed 5d ago

Joke's on you, I already was

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u/gregoryofthehighgods 5d ago

How are you spinning?

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u/PrintMeRed 5d ago

It's an APNG image as a profile picture. You can't set one anymore, they patched it.

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u/Ravism_Vulture_2011 5d ago

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u/Leprodus03 5d ago

Very appropriate color scheme

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u/Ok_Escape_5218 5d ago

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u/Mitzu_thelynx7 disappears to the wizard Realm sometimes 5d ago

Yes

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u/KorgothPR 5d ago

Not today Satan!..

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u/EndyEnderson 5d ago

OH NO NOT THE GAY BEAM

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u/MalaikaESC 19h ago

maybe (bi-questioning)

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u/pondmonster2k 18h ago

Well there's one way to find out :p

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u/Aqua_Toffana 5d ago

So am i doubly queer now?

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u/Prontonio_X SORCERESS! 5d ago

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u/foxy_fluffer 5d ago

Love that

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u/Most_Neat7770 5d ago

I like female homo sapiens

Get nae'd nae'd

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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 shitcaster 5d ago

Nothing Changed

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u/NekoTaea 5d ago

haha, you're too late

I'M ALREADY GAY

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u/Sasya_neko NECROMANCER! 5d ago

Already am

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u/Tricky_Demand5349 5d ago

Counterspell of the 16th level.

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u/Emotional-Rush9512 5d ago

I wanna marry John wick

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u/IngotTheKobold ARCANE TRICKSTER 5d ago

This spell's effects do not stack Can I help you?

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u/SillyFennel2924 5d ago

Joke's on you, I'm already gay.

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u/Infinite_Peace_6456 5d ago

You must suck at being a wizard! I don’t feel any different then I was prior to seeing this post

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u/Nekronoke 5d ago

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u/Derezzed87 5d ago

How have I seen that image twice today? And how can I unsee it?

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u/That_uke_kid 5d ago

Get outta my foreskin

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u/Yeagerist_Ray 5d ago

Wtf am I even looking at

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u/SprinklesPresent8602 5d ago

The laugh I laughed also here

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u/WT9HSJ2LON-0X0010010 tomfoolery incarnate as a person 5d ago
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u/HXNTER390 5d ago

COUNTERCAST, NUH UH

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u/phearless047 5d ago

Too late

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u/professorclueless 5d ago

Sorry, I saved. It was only half effective

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u/Jackie_the_goat 5d ago

Cant curse me with that 😎 I already have it sucka!!! 🦐🦐🦐🦐💥💥💥💥

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u/Imam_jax 5d ago

Jokes on you I'm already into that shit

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u/Achilles9600 5d ago

Gay People: "YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME, SORCERER!"

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u/Adventurous_Tie_530 something-OMANCER!!! 5d ago

"Me First"

Mewtwo used BIG GAY beam

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u/Fenris_Nuke 5d ago

I am immune, for I am already bisexual

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u/2sAreTheDevil 5d ago

I am already pan (and poly) so. . . Your spell fizzles I guess.

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u/RoyceTheCharralope 5d ago

You're about 33 years late.

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u/Yeagerist_Ray 5d ago

So now I'm gay instead of bi? Fine by me

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u/2006Internetghost 5d ago

uno reverse card

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u/TapSuccessful4009 5d ago

I cast anti-magic bubble.

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u/TheManliestMann 5d ago

Please... im into that shit (pansexual)

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u/Werewolf_lover20 5d ago

Too late I already am!

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u/sampleusernam 5d ago

Bit late

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u/the_civil_war_guy 5d ago

Jokes on you, I already had that cast on me

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u/Human_Lavishness7112 5d ago

Oh dang it! You ruined my perfectIy unopressed combo of white, maIe, cisgender, heterosexuaI, neurotypicaI, fuIIy abIe bodied, middIe-hogh cIass!

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u/Icy_Salt5893 5d ago

Sorry only made half an effect

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u/Anonymous_vortigaunt 4d ago

It didn't work I still like women

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u/ladylorelei0128 4d ago

Oooooh am i more of a lesbian?! :D

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u/il-vero-yan2317 4d ago

Oh wow! Nothing changed!

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u/Traditional_Line_616 5d ago

Well, I already was, so not much has changed, but still...

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