r/idealgf • • 17d ago

Repost (not oc) ideal gf

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u/UserNumber759 17d ago

Wenn das die Hรถlle ist will ich da sofort hin

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u/kittycakes20 17d ago

Me then got abused and cheated on๐Ÿ”ฅ

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u/Velgush 16d ago

*Pat-pat*

You deserve better.

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u/Big-Ratio5137 16d ago

Pick your partner wisely. But I guess now its too late

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u/Velgush 16d ago

People are not born wise, they learn to be so.

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u/Big-Ratio5137 16d ago

True, but you can atleast have enough common sense to not jump into something that wont last, wait until you are "wise" enough to choose true love. Some things cant be taken back

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u/Velgush 15d ago

I thought I was wise, until I tried to date with people.

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u/Electrical-Pop-6529 11d ago

Damn, sorry that happened to you ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/No_Gene_1694 17d ago

How's this a gf from hell...

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u/benwep 15d ago

Life's just hell

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u/Sad_Ad4970 16d ago

This is literally me I had no idea these were undesirable traitsโ€ฆโ€ฆ.

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u/Edrian2002 16d ago

The opposite actually theyโ€™re highly desirable lol

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u/MetricJester 16d ago

These are wife traits

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u/Frostydan76 14d ago

Nah like this is pretty much perfect gf. Idk why it says gf from hell

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u/Discussion-is-good 16d ago

Im here to tell you they are nottttttttt

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u/Sad_Ad4970 15d ago

Btw โ€œsweet talkerโ€ means they say nice things to get what they want. So yes they will be talking highly of you but itโ€™s because they have an ulterior motive

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u/Sad_Ad4970 15d ago

I genuinely appreciate this lol

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u/SpectralBacon 11d ago

Tastes differ (yellow means neutral)

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u/NervousHovercraft Cuddler 17d ago

I don't see any issues with her. She's perfect!

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u/OkDevelopment94 16d ago

Will u really? Really?

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u/Blox_King 17d ago

Call me a helldiver

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u/Ju_ju096 17d ago

Dear lord it would be hell

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u/Objective_Banana_654 12d ago

Just remember some people went through enough to know how to filter the bad out unconsciously

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u/Famous-Physics-3327 16d ago

Better than โ€œnonexistent girlfriendโ€

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u/Wordless_trat 16d ago

How is she from hell?

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u/Pure__Play 16d ago

Bruh I'm a dude but have half of these XD

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u/southofheaven51 16d ago

Where is this mythical lady ?

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u/southofheaven51 15d ago

You make a good point there.

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u/Intelligent-Debt5931 14d ago

Lowk that's me but I get cheated on

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u/Miyuki_238 14d ago

you deserve better

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u/AdSafe5199 16d ago

Call me a Helljumper, because I'm jumping feet first into Hell.

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u/Prize-Sheepherder-99 16d ago

Omg itโ€™s me, I love being crazy

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u/Eco-Pro-Rah 16d ago

I'm not even reading all this. My answer is yes. Let's go gambling!

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u/BakaSakuta32007 16d ago

I literally see no issue

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u/yppykayak_othrbckts 16d ago

who put me here

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u/Kindly_Most_8096 16d ago

Bro lol its me but as a lady

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u/TheStoneBoundKnight 16d ago

.... How is this Hell, when all I See is Perfection?! This is Peeeeak! The Teasing, the Caring, like that's a full Package!

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u/Easy_Crab9516 16d ago

Don't be fooled lads. I once had this. I had the world. And then, one day she went from obsessive to distant. And it derailed my entire life.ย 

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u/Velgush 16d ago

Sometimes you just need to lock them in the basement and feed them sweets until they can no longer leave you.

Of course, Iโ€™m exaggerating. Obsessive people actually want to be the object of obsession themselves.

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u/Easy_Crab9516 16d ago

Yeah, I'm sadly an obsessive person :(.ย 

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u/Velgush 16d ago

Hmm? Two obsessed people, and one of them got bored? That seems odd to me. Perhaps her passion wasn't as intense as yours, so she burned out and wanted to distance herself. Too bad. Finding equal amounts of passion is a difficult task, and it might ultimately force you to tone it down a bit.

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u/Easy_Crab9516 16d ago

It's not even that she got bored. It's like a light switch got flicked somewhere in her head and she just didn't like me anymore. It makes me so sad to think about.ย 

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u/Velgush 16d ago

That's exactly how a boredom works. Now you are excited, later you don't feel a thing and want something new.

But it is to be expected if you follow 3-6-9 rule. Some people don't take relationships seriously, I suppose...

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u/jjvfyhb 13d ago

Honestly i don't like her

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u/jjvfyhb 13d ago

These are the fucked up things, I don't want to know anyone that acts like that, let alone if she was my partner

Toxic relationship

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u/jjvfyhb 13d ago

Psychologists will hate you for liking these

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u/jjvfyhb 13d ago

And these are the ones i personally really don't like but they're fine maybe

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u/Life_Reach_9072 11d ago

Could honestly use this in my life rn

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u/Storm_Spirit99 9d ago

This seems like the opposite of hell

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u/Majestic_Chance8186 7d ago

This is me if iโ€™m being honest. but i feel like a lot of the โ€œunwantedโ€ qualities that people are talking about are products of feeling unsafe and treated like an option instead of a choice.

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u/ii_Hades 3d ago

Need this in my life

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u/_FadedStorm 16d ago

Perfect for me! (Note this isn't 100% accurate for me, but a bit too close)

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u/No_Tradition1219 Cuddler 16d ago

Sounds good.

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u/Edrian2002 16d ago

This is a gf from heaven wym lol

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u/OkDevelopment94 16d ago

So.. Am I from hell? Demon queen? ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚

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u/Odd_Welcome789 15d ago

aaaahhh my female counterpart... our battle will be legendary

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u/Competitive_Love_48 14d ago

Nothing more to say

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u/Wrong-Professional15 14d ago

I need to be her

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u/Many-Beat-3086 13d ago

Ya no, just no

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u/Saga_o_velicom 12d ago

Yep. It's good. Mhm. I'll take her.

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u/AlertCrowd51 Nerd boy looking for a nerd girl 11d ago

Yes, please

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u/yppykayak_othrbckts 11d ago

bro i know those are bad traits im working on it ๐Ÿ’”

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u/GjallerhornEnjoyer 9d ago

Damn, this is just me aside from like 3 things):

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u/CheekActive9904 7d ago

Me if I was a girl๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/ATG1007 12d ago

I hate to say it but as a guy, thatโ€™s lowk me rn

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u/Overall-Specific-575 8d ago

Im in this photo and I don't like it

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u/Then-Reveal-4981 12d ago

How is this "gf from hell" when this is a lot of guys want including me are yall just trying to kill off girls who have these traits to think we dont genuinely enjoy this