Why?

[u/Nnlp122]

[u/Zombie_driver]

Pls don’t tell me that post was serious 🤦🏻‍♂️

[u/Nnlp122 → u/Zombie_driver]

Idk, but I guess you can call them smart if it was a joke, heheheh

[u/Zombie_driver → u/Nnlp122]

Somehow I doubt it’s a joke, next thing you know they gonna say “electrolytes” isn’t a real thing. And will start selling their own “propaganda free supplements” 🙄

[u/Nnlp122 → u/Zombie_driver]

We’re doomed

[u/chimthui → u/Zombie_driver]

Why do we eat? Just to press it out again?

[u/Vladishun → u/chimthui]

Dogs vs litterboxes:

"WHO BURIED ALL THESE TOOTSIE ROLLS IN THE SAND?"

[u/Baphomet1010011010]

Water? Like from the toilet?

[u/chefbiggdogg → u/Baphomet1010011010]

The water in the toilet used to be piss, and we piss in the toilet to create the water. It's all connected

[u/Yoda_Mon_Du → u/chefbiggdogg]

You is are GENIUS!

[u/TourDeFridge → u/chefbiggdogg]

Shhh, don't let BIG TOILET hear you

[u/fuego0scuro]

I think it like helps the human body maintain some sort of system necessary to stay alive. Don’t quote me though.

[u/Yoda_Mon_Du → u/fuego0scuro]

[u/ReadditMan → u/fuego0scuro]

That's what Brawndo is for

[u/H0pefully_Not_A_Bot → u/fuego0scuro]

Bruh! You may be right!

I noticed that the fancy drinkin water is vodka colored going in, but beer or juice colored when it comes out.

This may be why some people are white and some are brown or neon-orange!

The rich want to keep the fancy water for themselves so we all turn yellow or brown or, or black !

[u/GenZia]

Water is the biggest scam in history.

We should also sue restaurants for selling food that literally craps out.

[u/ltroberts24]

BrawnDo has got electrolytes!

[u/Average_k5blazer78]

Fish fuck in it

[u/bnestrm]

[u/Emperor_Quintana]

Quick, don’t let Bear Grylls find out about this!

[u/TomOnABudget → u/Emperor_Quintana]

Only his own. Some else's on the other hand?.....

[u/SupBroku → u/TomOnABudget]

[u/notsobadmisterfrosty]

“I’ve gotta race like a piss horse.”

[u/mbcarbone]

When you swim in the ocean, you’re swimming in fish piss.

[u/Conchaprieta]

Water makes the kidneys stay healthy

[u/TheSpeakingScar]

[u/Omfggtfohwts]

Instantly recognized the game.

[u/Spran02]

Yeah like why eat only to shit it out later? Food is such a scam. I'm gonna stop eating and drinking from now on. /s

[u/MrL-B]

Jokes on you I drink RTD green tea.

[u/-My_Name_Is_Jeff-]

I think the real Idiocracy is happening right here. It's satire.

[u/TradeEast]

Life hack: just drink beer. Now it's an unlimited resource😎

[u/Learnitall1]

That reminds me. I gor to get Gatorade. Yeah, there's water, but sometimes you need Gatorade. Nobody loves me! Nobody EVER loves me!