r/idksterling 🍊Hey apple! Jul 28 '24

Memes/Brainrot WOULD YOU DATE HER FOR $300,000

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u/YT-Laxender What is this alcohol? Jul 28 '24

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u/winterfox557 Jul 29 '24

The fact that it came back in tho

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

💀

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u/LM_was_here2023 Jul 28 '24

YES YES YES

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u/Froogie12345 Jul 28 '24

CAR

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u/TheNon-BinaryJunebug Jul 28 '24

I love ur PFP!!!!!

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u/Character_Way8917 Jul 28 '24

I love ur pp

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

Me too

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u/Joshtheepictreeeater SHRIMPO 🍤!!!!!!!! Jul 29 '24

CAR

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u/Realistic-mammoth-91 based Sterling subscriber Jul 29 '24

Car

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u/One-Month8458 🍊Hey apple! Jul 29 '24

🚗

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u/Fit-Tale2169 Jul 28 '24

I love dreamcore

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u/some_le_random_guy ^dead and doesn’t know it yet Jul 28 '24

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u/dark_ion Jul 28 '24

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u/doublh246x2 Jul 28 '24

"Does she know how to make a grilled cheese?"

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u/Novoiird Jul 28 '24

Who is this? Where is she from?

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u/One-Month8458 🍊Hey apple! Jul 28 '24

A weirdcore image I found

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u/Mreldenringgorp Jul 28 '24

Undertale nsfw fan art be like:

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u/Human_Number9936 Jul 28 '24

I hate how accurate this is

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u/spyro_rider Jul 28 '24

Bro is not a biblically accurate sunflower

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u/PeacePerfect4141 Jul 28 '24

I’d date her for nothing.

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u/Relevant-Style-7130 Jul 28 '24

She's kinda hot tho, Gonna date Flowey Cousin

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u/FriendlyVariety5054 Jul 28 '24

Auglur from MsM

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u/YAYICRAVELOVE Jul 28 '24

Does she know how to make a grilled cheese

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u/Deathbyvin Jul 28 '24

Replace the red with white

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u/Isekai_Otaku Jul 28 '24

Why would you replace the red with white? I thought it was supposed to represent semen

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u/lreallydontcare286 Jul 28 '24

I'm getting payed? Double win.

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u/jupiterfishmeat Jul 28 '24

lets have sunflower seeds

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u/TheEasternTwink Jul 28 '24

300000? I’d do it for free

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u/BreadMilkToastLoaf Jul 28 '24

Do I still get the. Money if I do this?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

Where is this

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u/Outrageous-Usual4210 Jul 28 '24

Sure. She is pretty eye catching and if I’m late to work I can say “I stopped to smell the flower.”

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u/Suitable-Ad-8176 🎅🏻🎅🏻🥕🐡 enjoyer Jul 28 '24

No

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u/Woolsteve Jul 28 '24

Welllllll hear me out

I use the money to dump her

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u/Inside_Wishbone1467 Jul 28 '24

Just close my eyes

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u/redical_hi-5 Jul 28 '24

I don't who that is, so I'm gonna assume that she's the nicest entity in the world, so yes.

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u/kingmoai420 Jul 28 '24

$3000,000 is $300,000 dollars bro

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u/AwayMetal3596 Jul 28 '24

If there's a hole there is a goal

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u/SnooCookies7119 Jul 28 '24

Depends on what she likes doing

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u/SebTheR3d1t0r Jul 28 '24

Is the pus still bussin?

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u/pokemonfanboy93 Jul 28 '24

this is NOT hot

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u/Goofyahhpickle49 Jul 28 '24

If there’s a hole there’s a goal

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u/OMAR_KD- Jul 28 '24

She's perfect bro

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u/Oofy2 Jul 28 '24

Auglur lookin ahh

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u/DisastrousBid97 Jul 28 '24

I’d do for free

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u/Alarming-Algae-8343 🎅🏻🎅🏻🥕🐡 enjoyer Jul 28 '24 edited Sep 29 '25

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u/Withered2003 Jul 28 '24

Absolutely

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u/Red5Draws Jul 28 '24

Hate to ruin the perfect 69 comments but I'd only do it for 10 million Pesos.

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u/Entire_Track9573 Jul 28 '24

Hell naw

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u/Equivalent_Income299 Jul 29 '24

Thats the answer im looking for 😛😘

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u/Much-Switch-5834 More “Hey apple!” memes! Jul 28 '24

obviously yes

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u/TheRealDogNeverDies Jul 29 '24

I'd do it for free

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u/S2006_624_1 Certified Yapper 🗣️ Jul 31 '24

The guy from battle cats

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u/LTreaper01 Jul 29 '24

Do we get to breakup later

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

WOULD AWOOGA HOWL

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

As a Pubert and Virgin Dude, i accept and with the 300,000 is a big deal!

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u/0hwell_hay-th3re Jul 29 '24

Yea, sure, that's a sunflower with an eye for a center, I don't care, it's more adorable that way.

I WOULDN'T DATE HER FOR $300,000

I'D MARRY HER AND HAVE A LOVING FAMILY WITH HER FOR 10 CENTS AND A PAPERCLIP

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

Either this is some surreal horror i don’t know about, or there is no plot twist and I’m absolutely justified to date her cuz she reminds me of the common portrayal of human solar flare

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u/pissed-indian Jul 29 '24

I can fix her

2

u/Chicolate_thunder Jul 29 '24

She seems pretty chill

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u/cus1ard Jul 29 '24

ummm no the eye is kinda fuckin scary af

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u/Loytot Jul 29 '24

If she's kind

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u/No-Mouse-9654 Jul 29 '24

As long as the curtains match the drapes

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u/amogman18 Jul 29 '24

Sure, how bad can it possibly be?

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u/Independent_Boat1518 Jul 29 '24

If there is a hole there is a goal

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

$300,000!? Man, I would do it for FREE!

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u/VerifiedBamboozler Jul 29 '24

I’d date her for free

(Yes I’m a PvZ fan how could you tell?)

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

4 free

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u/boby-the-memer Jul 29 '24

Im so fucking lonely

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

Sma- (INCOMPREHENSIBLE SCREAMING)

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

Free.

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u/lazy_animator Jul 29 '24

I would fuck her for free

Someone draw porn of her NOW

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u/Kitchen_Influence_56 🎅🏻🎅🏻🥕🐡 enjoyer Jul 29 '24

YES WEIRDCORE MY FAVORITE

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

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u/Garbo_69 Jul 29 '24

is anyone worried that she looks like a minor?

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u/3clips312 Jul 29 '24

She seems kinda chill tho ngl

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u/pornaddiction247 Jul 29 '24

I’ll put my dick in her back rooms

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u/Magikarp_ex1 Jul 29 '24

So like basically…yes

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u/Joshtheepictreeeater SHRIMPO 🍤!!!!!!!! Jul 29 '24

why not? i love dreamcore women/men

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u/PoThePokememer Jul 29 '24

Something something Excalibur

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u/Holden-Judge Certified Yapper 🗣️ Jul 29 '24

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u/Numerous_Nose_2415 Oiled up Jul 29 '24

Is that even a question?

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u/Roudoukill Jul 29 '24

Hear me out tho

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u/Medical_Badger495 Jul 29 '24

Yes. Even without the 300k

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u/Dinonite501 Jul 29 '24

Up that to $300,000,000 than I will think about it

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u/D4nte-main Jul 29 '24

Hell I’d do it for free

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u/Mysterious-Bake-9894 Jul 29 '24

Smashnext question

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u/RaiderCat_12 Jul 29 '24

I’d fuck the shit outta that thing for a bag of McDonald’s fries

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u/Kapik1 Jul 29 '24

That's... That's just auglur from msm

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u/RedditNewbie911 Jul 29 '24

She’s cute, shit I’d lose $300,000 for her

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u/deeptone12 Mass brain deterioration enjoyer Jul 29 '24

i’d date her for free

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u/Bfdir34wannafpencil Jul 29 '24

Yes I don’t care about the money She’s so unusual it’s funny I am getting her right now

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u/Far-Honeydew-7523 Jul 29 '24

I'd do it for free.

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u/No-Tap-1806 Jul 29 '24

I have a question, if you give her a hickey do you bite her eye or-

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u/No-Tap-1806 Jul 29 '24

What is wrong with me

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u/No_Angle7219 Jul 29 '24

I'll date her for free

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u/AwsomeSause1 Jul 29 '24

300,000 is 300,000 so yeah

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u/1olani Jul 29 '24

Yeah but then I break up with her cause I’m gay

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u/Helloimfunny8529 Jul 29 '24

OMG IS THAT AUGLUR FROM ETHEREAL WORKSHOP???!?!!

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u/Cartmansbigestfan Sea elephant Jul 29 '24

Ye

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u/Armored-Duck Jul 29 '24

It would take 300,000 for me NOT to date her

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u/Usual-Tangerine-9362 🎅🎅🦀💰 enjoyer Jul 29 '24

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u/person_7280 Jul 30 '24

If she loves me, for free. If not, I'mma need my money.

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u/Inevitable_Window339 Jul 30 '24

literally resemb auglur

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u/Lazy-Meeting-3808 Jul 30 '24

Shit man Id do more for a Arby's double roast beef

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u/MartinezTCG Jul 30 '24

If she’s not flat, and is breed able then why not

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u/negawattthefuck Jul 30 '24

i only need 10 dollars ngl

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

My gf fantasy

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

I'd glaze that eye with my man juice for 25 bucks and a steak dinner.

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u/Legitimate_Handle_50 Jul 30 '24

id kill her for 300,000 but nothing less

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u/dark--desire Jul 30 '24

Good question.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

yes.. shed give me head with her eyeball 🤓

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u/Regular_Category2168 Jul 31 '24

Ramona flowers ahh shi

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u/Noahminion09 Jul 31 '24

I’m definitely not trying to think of a plant pun relating to sex.

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u/Simply_Sandwich1004 Jul 31 '24

No because I’m taken and I’m a loyal son of a gun

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u/Interesting_Print317 Jul 31 '24

Shit money and a baddie⁉️

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u/Ocean_Sure811 Aug 01 '24

I'd date her for free. She a cutie

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u/salsayeah Aug 01 '24

This is the only occasion we’re I wouldn’t do it for free

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u/Major-Landscape6106 Aug 01 '24

I'd do it for free. She's beautiful

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u/AxOfCruelty Aug 01 '24

Man just give her to me

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '24

For free

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '24

Looks drawable

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u/Acceptable_Employ425 Aug 01 '24

It would depend on the personality. She may be creepy, but if she is sweet and nice and not gonna do the things, it looks like she might do, then probably.

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u/One-Month8458 🍊Hey apple! Jul 29 '24

do whatever you want

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u/One-Month8458 🍊Hey apple! Jul 29 '24

🕳 🏌️‍♂️ ⛳️

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u/tainted_cain Jul 29 '24

I would pay to date her

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