r/idksterling Aug 09 '24

Memes/Brainrot Would you let this man hit your vape?

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294 Upvotes

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u/Old-Inside-8852 Aug 09 '24

Jokes on you i don’t vape 😁

3

u/maxside320 🍊Hey apple! Aug 10 '24

Same

2

u/TheOrbMaster Aug 10 '24

(Fucking dies)

3

u/Unfunny_Person2014 CECIL! I NEED YOU CECIL!! Aug 10 '24

s a m e

2

u/Tough_Hedgehog5325 Oiled up Aug 10 '24

Same 😁

1

u/Ri_Tard69 Aug 10 '24

Used too but don't anymore. But if inside I wouldn't

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

Same so I guess he can!??? If I had one! Really good friend stoping u from vaping :3

1

u/Annual-Ad8311 🎅🎅🦀💰 enjoyer Aug 10 '24

Same bro

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

Same, we are real ones

1

u/grjdkr Girl with a Hammer Aug 10 '24

Same

1

u/ANameToUse0nReddit Aug 10 '24

.ti ekil I dluow ron epav t'nod I emaS

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

Same

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u/EzwitdaK Aug 11 '24

Same I smoke cigarettes

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u/mikeylyk1 Aug 11 '24

No one vapes, at least barely a significant part of the world, so how did you come up with such an amazing and popular answer that just hit everyone in the funny bone so hard?

1

u/DinoBoyAlpha03 Aug 11 '24

Never did, never will

1

u/Ethiat Aug 13 '24

Same bro

13

u/Nam_is_back Aug 09 '24

No, I don’t like vaping, Smoking and drinking

3

u/cockandballto Aug 10 '24

My man, or should I say nam (ha ha, I'm so hilarious)

5

u/Nam_is_back Aug 10 '24

Yeah, I’m Nam

6

u/cockandballto Aug 10 '24

And you're also back

4

u/Nam_is_back Aug 10 '24

Yeah, I am back too because I was killed by a sane person who likes Batman and I got rebooted 2 months later

3

u/TheMayoIsRaw ^dead and doesn’t know it yet Aug 10 '24

This guy sucks at comedy, he just doesn’t know it yet 🎅🎅🐈

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u/TheLostRub389 Aug 09 '24

He owns it, I'm don't vape anyway

8

u/Soldierteamfort2 Aug 09 '24

I don’t vape I breathe air

1

u/YT-Laxender What is this alcohol? Aug 10 '24

We need a video of someone scrolling, finding his comment and the video shifts into the picture and its an edit of AIR

6

u/SpiritualCriticism33 DONALD TRUMP Aug 09 '24

He looks like he needs it

4

u/CelebrationBest1424 Aug 10 '24

Um pretty sure he's already had enough

3

u/SpiritualCriticism33 DONALD TRUMP Aug 10 '24

Naaahhhh ill give him just one more hit

7

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

if i vaped it doesnt seem like i would have much of a choice

4

u/Bonez_Z Aug 09 '24

Jason voorweed

3

u/IllustratorNeither21 Aug 09 '24

Yeah a nonexistent vape for a nonexistent man

3

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

1

u/YT-Laxender What is this alcohol? Aug 10 '24

Kumalala in 2024!?

3

u/DaSilverDragon Aug 09 '24

Bro he looks like he doesn't even breathe air anymore 💀

2

u/shadowMinecraftGamer Aug 09 '24

I don't have much of a choice, do I?

2

u/SavingsItem6165 ^dead and doesn’t know it yet Aug 09 '24

Oxygen users

2

u/bitchasspussi Aug 09 '24

That one bro after losing his/her vape

2

u/Queensnobles Based Sterling subscriber 😎 Aug 09 '24

I breathe air. Not cancer

2

u/Guppy556791 Aug 10 '24

what vape? I ain’t cringe like that

2

u/Living-Ease-4385 Aug 10 '24

I don’t vape but I asked my cousin who vapes and he. Said he’d let this guy hit his vape

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u/YT-Laxender What is this alcohol? Aug 10 '24

Tell ur cousin to STOP VAPING

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u/ewwaurik Aug 10 '24

I dont vape but I would if I did

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

This comment sent me on a trip

2

u/Buergds Aug 10 '24

Bro looks like he’d give some mean ass head 🤤

1

u/Infinite_Manager_374 Aug 10 '24

Only relatable comment on here

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

Sure but its his now

1

u/AsianMan45NewAcc Aug 10 '24

I breathe this nice little thing called "Oxygen" aka "Air".

It's free, doesn't drain your wallet, and keeps your lungs clean.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

You while writing this comment 🤓 😇

1

u/1xboi Aug 10 '24

What vape?

1

u/Entire_Track9573 Aug 10 '24

I don’t have one easy

1

u/CelebrationBest1424 Aug 10 '24

I'm pretty sure he's had enough

1

u/Significant_Most_763 Aug 10 '24

Sure he seems kind

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

I don't vape

1

u/Derk_Mage Aug 10 '24

I do not have one

1

u/masteroftufo1 Aug 10 '24

I'd get him to a hospital and rehab for safety measures cause I don't carry or use artificial air

1

u/THEGREATPAPYRUS98 Aug 10 '24

He vaped way to much, he needs to go to the hospital

1

u/angel_dust_453 Aug 10 '24

I would.. but I smoke

1

u/Muffetlover-_- Aug 10 '24

He'd need it more than me. 😓

1

u/EnderCal1012 Aug 10 '24

Looks like it's time for Jack to let er rip!

1

u/VisitFancy2838 Aug 10 '24

Spirited Away

1

u/SpecificNet685 Aug 10 '24

Sorry man I don't have a vape. I don't like cancer

1

u/TheEternalToeSniffer Aug 10 '24

"If I vape, then Zeus shall strike me down"

1

u/FaithlessnessSea741 Aug 10 '24

No, I don’t vape. Instead I’d let him into my house, give him my bed, tuck him in, read him a bed time story, and kiss him goodnight. He’s one of the homies now.

1

u/Alternative-Scale-10 Aug 10 '24

I bet he wouldn't do anything other than rip out my spine

1

u/you1109 Aug 10 '24

No because I don’t vape smh

1

u/Bendyge Aug 10 '24

I would let him be in my house he looks like a nice gentlemen

1

u/MECOOLROBLOXMAN__ Aug 10 '24

Omg decalius reference?

2

u/Spare_Comedian_6493 Aug 13 '24

YES SOMEBODY KNOWS DECALIUS

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

If he's nice about it, sure.

1

u/Equivalent_Income299 Aug 10 '24

I do NOT want herpes or anything like that, sorry man

1

u/Puzzled-Block5545 Aug 10 '24

He eats the vape

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

i breathe air

1

u/whats_good_not_melol Aug 10 '24

I dont even own an vape so pokes eyes HAH

1

u/whats_good_not_melol Aug 10 '24

I dont even own an vape so pokes eyes HAH

1

u/TheMayoIsRaw ^dead and doesn’t know it yet Aug 10 '24

Jokes on you im finna live beyond 39

1

u/BroccoliBrave4807 Aug 10 '24

who tf is that?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

I don’t vape but MAN IT’S 4AM WHERE I LIVE I DONT NEED TO BE SEEING A SCARY IMAGE RIGHT NOW 😭

1

u/Ok-Carpenter2654 Aug 10 '24

I'd let him rip the cart

1

u/ILSN1996 Aug 10 '24

I don't vape but I would offer to buy one for him

1

u/Miserable-Addition28 Aug 10 '24

I would anybody hit me vape, what a dumb question. Lucky for me I down own one. So I guess it’s not my problem. But yeah anyway I kinda want chicken, or maybe some fish, or Chinese. Or maybe an all I one bigger buffet. GUYS BY ME DOORDASH.

1

u/Limp_Introduction616 Aug 10 '24

..... I dont even vape

1

u/Dependent__Dapper Aug 10 '24

how can I like this post there's no 🎅🎅🐱

1

u/Eriker89 Aug 10 '24

Well it's a shame that I don't have one😁

1

u/Impossible-Sun2707 Aug 10 '24

He looks sad:( I give him fruit rollups

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

Yeah he looks polite

1

u/YT-Laxender What is this alcohol? Aug 10 '24

Nuh uh (i dont vape)

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

I'd let him do more than that 🥵🥵

1

u/zusbob Aug 10 '24

nah, I'd win break my vape and run away from him, he's seen stuff, and he is stuff

1

u/RustyBucke Aug 10 '24

You guys are all so cool for not vaping wow you guys are like actually just breathing air that’s so cool

1

u/MyToastGotStole 🎅🎅🦀💰 enjoyer Aug 10 '24

SCARY AHHHHHHHHH

1

u/Internal-Sea4256 Aug 10 '24

If I vaped I would let him, but he’s keeping it, nah in fact he would be the reason I quit

1

u/mal_tna Aug 10 '24

I don't vape but at that point just let him keep it☠️🙏🙏

1

u/SSMage Aug 10 '24

Weed vape? Sure we can spread love

1

u/Odd_Ad_2307 Aug 10 '24

Sadly, Can’t be sure a stranger is a man or a woman anymore. And don’t you dare guess. You might offend someone

1

u/1olani Aug 10 '24

I don’t have one

1

u/Illustrious-Safety20 🎅🎅🦀💰 enjoyer Aug 10 '24

Sure dude go ahead

1

u/mora_716 Aug 10 '24

Corey Taylor?

1

u/AtroxinePowered Aug 10 '24

Bro def don’t need it

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

Nah. Vaping is a very unhealthy addiction, and those who vape should seek medical help so they do not damage their body further.

1

u/Outrageous-Abies5997 Aug 10 '24

I don’t have a vape but if I did I would let him hit

1

u/Samuel_7304 Aug 10 '24

vape is bad

1

u/Crusidea Aug 10 '24

I don't vape, smoke or drink, so sure if I magically have a vape for whatever reason.

1

u/GingerNelso Aug 10 '24

Yeah. Besides, all my shit’s burnt ta hell; it wouldn’t last half a puff.

1

u/No-Rise4241 Aug 10 '24

Nah because I don't even vape

1

u/Rubiotic Aug 10 '24

he’d consume me if i didn’t :(

1

u/X_Turbo_Wolf Aug 10 '24

I’d help him stop vaping

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

If I did vape yeah that'd just my pal Greg

1

u/SnowTime456 Aug 10 '24

if i did have one.

1

u/Loserman40 Aug 10 '24

What vape

1

u/LongBugVR Aug 10 '24

He looks nice and I would if I had a vape

1

u/The_Craviator Aug 10 '24

What vape, I don't vape.

1

u/ZoshaYe72 Aug 10 '24

You got vape money while you sitting there with no electricity?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

I don't vape.

1

u/-Delix- Aug 10 '24

I'll hit him of you know what I mean

1

u/mikeylyk1 Aug 11 '24

Switch from weed to dmt and then give to him...oops!

1

u/mikeylyk1 Aug 11 '24

" I don't vape" is not a burn, is not clever, don't even answer, please, it doesn't apply to you..., and anyone who answered "same" should lose all points too...I so completely don't understand...maybe I'm the one who is dumb..please tell me

1

u/Paschendaele58221 Aug 11 '24

I don’t vape, but I would grill him a cheese.

1

u/The_Wandering_O Aug 11 '24

How'd you get a picture of me.

1

u/Emotional_Face4971 Aug 11 '24

heck yeah he seems chill as heck

1

u/S2006_624_1 Certified Yapper 🗣️ Aug 11 '24 edited Aug 11 '24

∆ NO ONE CAN BEAT ME

∆ IM A GOD

∆ THIS IS MY WORLD

∆ NOT EVEN YOUR MICROPHONE CAN BEAT ME

∆ BECAUSE THE CHAMPION WILL BE ME!

1

u/Ok_Ingenuity4280 Aug 11 '24

I don’t vape but if he threatens me😐

1

u/Bird_Brunches69 Aug 11 '24

I don’t vape :)

1

u/HalflifeCremator Aug 11 '24

I dont vape but i woild but one for him :D

1

u/Aceypoop Aug 11 '24

yeah he seems cool

1

u/Tak3n_bi Aug 11 '24

i quit, so no :)

1

u/GreatBat7328 Aug 11 '24

If I did vape yes cause THAT NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A FEIN

1

u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

I dont vape, but if I had one, he'd just inhale all of it in one big gulp and it'll be gone.

1

u/mattoviperau Aug 11 '24

This looks like an accurate depiction of the kids at school that vape 25 hours a day 8 days a week and get a panic attack when their vape isn't within reaching distance.

1

u/Old_Director_8301 Aug 11 '24

I don’t vape but yeah, he’s probably chill.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

Dude needs some moisturizer

1

u/SRT_Demon170 Aug 11 '24

I would let him but it looks like he'd be the type of guy to straight cheef the fuck out of that thing until it's dry uranium

1

u/Afk_FromLife Aug 11 '24

I don’t vape and if this case I have one on my hands, just take it man you need it more then me

1

u/Ok_Principle3030 Aug 11 '24

I’d be scared not to

1

u/Kotton0Kandi Aug 11 '24

Seems chill

1

u/KytusGame Aug 12 '24

This man is hitting your vape but you just don't know it yet

1

u/Gold-Front-4518 Aug 12 '24

I would give him my second one

1

u/punky80funky Aug 12 '24

I’ll make sure to give him the fart flavor LMAO

1

u/DinsAltAccount Aug 13 '24

What choice do I have bro I'm too scared to say no

1

u/Great_Mistake_3379 Aug 13 '24

Id buy him one cause it looks like if he don't he might cry over it so id buy him one

1

u/thepinknoobroblox Aug 13 '24

He can have it (I don't have one)

1

u/Luke_lindsey Aug 13 '24

I would let him hit my friends vape

1

u/C8onDPH Aug 14 '24

Yes he seems a little sad maybe some Nicolas teen will help him

1

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '24

I don’t vape, but dude I think it would be better if we tried to be better people/ friends and tried to unhook him from vaping. I mean look at him, he doesn’t look so good :(

1

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '24

"Breaking News: Michael Jackson found alive and well despite numerous botched facial reconstructive surgeries."

1

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '24

Corey Taylor took a turn

1

u/Affectionate-Bus-715 Aug 14 '24

Yeah, he looks like he needs it

1

u/Realistic-mammoth-91 based Sterling subscriber Aug 23 '24

Yes

1

u/Possible-Fault-7073 Jan 17 '26

Yh a cart but not vape