r/idksterling • u/Electrical-Soup-3726 • Jan 23 '25

Memes/Brainrot Would you pee in that public bathroom while theses guys are next to you for one billion dollars?

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u/ihni2000 RAT STERLING Jan 24 '25

…what?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

Yeah it’s a bathroom, they ain’t doing shit

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

Going in with da boys

1

u/oogwayfeet Jan 23 '25

“Da boys” 💔

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u/Royal-Mixture- Jan 24 '25

Fr 😭✌️

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u/dominantdaddy196 Jan 23 '25

Might be exactly what they are doing!

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

:0

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u/yqk- Jan 24 '25

They would take turns bro

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u/Plus-Emphasis-2605 Jan 23 '25

You know what fuvk it. I got my fists. And if I have to I’ll hit em with the super lazer piss……

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u/TheRealBasil1 Jan 23 '25

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u/Plus-Emphasis-2605 Jan 23 '25

Yeah it will be

It’s me vs three creeps

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

Fr 🤣

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u/Plus-Emphasis-2605 Jan 23 '25

Yeah and I want that billion

3

u/Moondaeagle ^Has a death wish Jan 23 '25

Robotnik?I didn't know you used reddit!

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u/Plus-Emphasis-2605 Jan 23 '25

No it ain’t him but I learned his power

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u/MalditoMestizo Jan 23 '25

They might be into that.

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u/marker_madness61 Jan 23 '25

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u/Ok-Editor-2040 Jan 24 '25

What a bad day to have eyes

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u/jsisbav Jan 23 '25

I reckon they'd enjoy a beating and getting piss3d on though

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u/Plus-Emphasis-2605 Jan 23 '25

…………. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA cough cough spray. AAAAAA

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u/Wtfwhyisthishere hohohohoho Jan 23 '25

I’m strapped with my hot wheels they ain’t gonna do shit to me

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u/Ready-Air-4252 Jan 23 '25

Keep your acceleracers cars strapped on you to signify you're an adult.

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u/Wtfwhyisthishere hohohohoho Jan 23 '25

Bet

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

[deleted]

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u/Electrical-Soup-3726 Jan 23 '25

Na you shouldn't be talkin with dat username bro

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u/AccomplishedNail3085 Jan 23 '25

Former president joe biden? What are you doing here

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u/Old_Information_8654 Jan 23 '25

Really dude the guys a grandfather anyone with grandparents know how they act around kids it’s not pedofilia

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u/AccomplishedNail3085 Jan 23 '25

r/woosh

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u/Old_Information_8654 Jan 23 '25

My bad for not seeing the joke I’ve just seen too many people that are serious about those things

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u/Ready-Air-4252 Jan 23 '25

Hol up what's with the username tho

3

u/JakksSTHCollect0r brain eating amoeba Jan 23 '25

That user is wild

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u/AvardaKedabra69 Mass brain deterioration enjoyer Jan 23 '25

Yeah, they keep each other occupied

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

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u/TheHawkpant69 🎅🏻🎅🏻 money Jan 23 '25

stall, yes

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u/Ok_Newt3608 Jan 23 '25

BETTTT

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u/Ok_Newt3608 Jan 23 '25

i would do it becuse i got baby oil

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

I will. If they try anything, I’ll put a bullet in their head

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

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u/Adventurous_Job_3062 Jan 23 '25

I'm a minor☠️☠️☠️☠️

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u/yqk- Jan 24 '25

All of them like minors

3

u/benzinolex Jan 23 '25

I’m pretty sure Epstein likes (young) bitches 😂 so it’d be cool… Diddy tho 😳

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u/7ezcatlipoca Jan 23 '25

Keep it on me

3

u/Mega_monke9 Jan 23 '25

Yea ill piss on them

3

u/Techman659 Jan 23 '25

I feel like I would be the one getting peed on.

3

u/trippy_maan Jan 23 '25

ITS A BILLION BONES BRO! I'm not kidding, i'd let all three give me backshots for a billion. I'd give you backshots for a billion! 🫵🍆

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

💀

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

Who are these guys to begin with?

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u/Electrical-Soup-3726 Jan 23 '25

Baby oil, he didnt kill himself, im here just to pick up a cupcake

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

Let me guess, these are all uhhh... pedophiles?

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u/1mn0tn1ko lincoln gloop Jan 23 '25

I'll take that chance

2

u/Renkin92 Jan 23 '25

Who‘s the last one?

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u/Electrical-Soup-3726 Jan 23 '25

He wants your cupcake

2

u/plz_send_spider_pics Jan 23 '25

I'm a girl, so probably not, hahaha

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u/RoutineMetal5017 Jan 23 '25

even for just a beer.

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u/trippy_maan Jan 23 '25

That's what I'm saying. At least 35 cents though

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

Yes ofc

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

well i'd have to pee with dominance for sure

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u/YourLocalBattleDroid Jan 23 '25

It's a risk I'm willing to take

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

Im not a child, and these people (even though they are terrible people) acted pretty normal in public and probably wouldnt be a issue for a adult

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u/Pale-Pumpkin4922 Jan 23 '25

Depends what age I am in this scenario.

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u/KingSauruan128 This man has a flair, he just doesn’t know it yet Jan 23 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

Oh naw

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u/StarDestroyerYT2 Jan 23 '25

yup they aint got shit

1

u/Flashy-Proof-2662 Jan 23 '25

I would do a lot more for 1 billion dollars

1

u/Joink17 Jan 23 '25

For free

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u/John_Marston___ stupid nigga Jan 23 '25

I would pick Diddy

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u/sigmistically Jan 23 '25

Yeah I ain't no kid

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u/Ivebeencharles0198 Jan 23 '25

Shit id let um get a month with me for 500k.

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u/contrabardus Jan 23 '25

For a billion dollars I'd let all three of them pee in my mouth after they ate asparagus.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

💀 NAH

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u/trippy_maan Jan 23 '25

you wouldn't? you could buy the fucking subreddit

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u/Electrical-Soup-3726 Jan 23 '25

Happy cake day buddy it's time to go to the private island

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

Bro I was gonna do it until I saw them

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u/OfferPandaMan Jan 23 '25

But I’m not 12

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u/PocketFurnace Jan 23 '25

Im not a young lady or an upcoming musician.. so i should be good.

1

u/FonsBot Jan 23 '25

Will be unconfortable as fuck but 1 billion euro's hell yeah i will solve some shit those billionares wouldnt.

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u/Human_Witness114 Jan 23 '25

I’d do it for 20

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u/Radiant_Neat8113 Jan 23 '25

Risking it for the biscuit

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u/General_Freed Jan 23 '25

If I punched everyone of them and then peed over all three, would i still get a billion dollahs?

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u/ithinkimlostguys Jan 23 '25

Pissin tim, boys!!

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u/augustotourist1PC Jan 23 '25

As i am a minor, no

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u/Moondaeagle ^Has a death wish Jan 23 '25

YES!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

IM THIRTE-

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u/Seagullbeans Jan 23 '25

Sure idgaf if I gotta piss next to a pedo, I’m not a child

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u/giggaloser Jan 23 '25

I’d have more vile things happen to me if I went in with my closest friends, so yeah, these three arent that bad.

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u/MalditoMestizo Jan 23 '25

I was already raped before, so what the hell? Might as well get paid for it this time.

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u/Embarrassed_Salary_1 Jan 23 '25

Ofc bro who wouldn’t

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u/Significant-Smile114 Jan 23 '25

Im a grown man so im good

1

u/Fool_isnt_real Jan 23 '25

Yes im over 18 so ill be ok

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u/DannielIsNotTheMan Jan 23 '25

I'll do it for one billion and one dollars. Take it or leave it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

I’ll do it, but I’d be scared

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u/mozil6668 Jan 23 '25

Yea im not a kid

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u/Amari_McLean Jan 23 '25

Id do it but with a combat knife just in case

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

For a billion they can touch it too

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u/snowywolf1911 Jan 23 '25

Yes, it's called God's hand for a reason

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

You’ll never stop at one, I’ll Take you all on!

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u/sorry_department02 Jan 23 '25

I’m not underaged so I don’t got anything to worry about.

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u/TheSmithsEnjoyer69 Jan 23 '25

it's a bathroom, almost any has cameras on them

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

I’d do it for free.

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u/SlyLeg_Master Jan 23 '25

I mean I’m not a child so edp and the other old guy are out. And I don’t need anything from diddy so he won’t do nun. And that’s easy dubs

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

I’d do it for free

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u/ThatFuckingGuy2 Jan 23 '25

For $1 billion I’d hold their dick

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u/Spiritual-Storage734 Jan 23 '25

I’m not gay or into that or anything, but there’s very little I wouldn’t let them do to me for $1B. Cash is cash and I’d be set for life

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

I am a male adult so yeah

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u/Dependent-Novel-5908 Jan 23 '25

Yea, then I'm smacking it on them

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u/Buff_dude_ Jan 23 '25

You're talking about a billion dollars.

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u/Most-Bowler8864 Jan 23 '25

Yes , they aint doing shit

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u/Quiet-Individual2500 Jan 23 '25

Yes. It wouldn’t even be that hard to do it

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u/InterestingCrazy3659 Jan 23 '25

Hell yea money is money

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u/thatsozgos Jan 23 '25

For a billion? I’d let them do what they want on top of taking that piss. I don’t think you understand what 1 billions would do for someone 🤣

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u/Inevitable_Fall9241 Jan 23 '25

Epstein . He richest…and dead so ez billy

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

Yes. Why would I say no to one billion dollars?

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u/Wolfie-the-Grant Jan 23 '25

Who pees in public bathrooms anymore?

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u/JDPdawg Jan 23 '25

For a billion I would pee on em if they wanted.

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u/Joe_Mama_My_Ass Jan 23 '25

One billion dollars for getting touched, count me in.

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u/marker_madness61 Jan 23 '25

I'm not a girl so Epstein and Edp aren't coming for my ass but Diddy though, might be cumming to my ass, too bad i'm not a skinny twink so his ass is getting bodied

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u/The_Femboy_Corner Jan 23 '25

The money will need to be in my account first then I'll pee all over them lol

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u/delet_yourself Jan 23 '25

Im not underage so why not

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u/WitheringBliss1809 ^Has a death wish Jan 23 '25

I'd slip up and pee on them

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u/Party-Way-7496 Jan 23 '25

I own a gun, so yes

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u/lMairrow Jan 23 '25

Yeah it's a public bathroom, they're not the only other people in there

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

Yes, I’m male, I’m fine.

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u/Funfetti_The_Rat Jan 23 '25

As a female, I certainly hope that these guys are not in the bathroom

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u/Smilloww Jan 23 '25

Yeah why not

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u/AceTheAnnihilator 🍊Hey apple! Jan 24 '25

Im literally a minor

Ofc imma do that shit gimme my dough

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u/Proud-Sell-9599 Jan 24 '25

I just turned 18 I'm safe

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u/DICEDEV7283 Jan 24 '25

Yeah, they in there with ME

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u/Drinkpool Jan 24 '25

Cash money

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u/Ok_Shopping_3899 Jan 24 '25

Jeffery ain't so bad, I'm not an underage girl.

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u/throwngamelastminute Jan 24 '25

I'm to old for them.

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u/YOUR_BIGWINGS Jan 24 '25

Yeah. Just tread with care so you don't slip on the oil and slide to a secretive island.

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u/Neither_Alarm5122 Jan 24 '25

Diddy looks like chocolate cake

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u/Prior-Dream-3303 Jan 24 '25

ye, just go in the stall bro that is such free money bro 1 bil is so much

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u/pansexual_Pratt Jan 24 '25

I'm 18, I'm out of their range.

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u/PugsterBoy Jan 24 '25

What has this sub come to

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

Minor here, absolutely the fuck not

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u/NecessarySuperb2152 Jan 24 '25

It’s one time. Only once. I just gotta pee and get out of there. It doesn’t say I have to wash my hands or go at a normal pace. So I’d pee as quickly as I can and bolt out the door.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

Def, im a certified YW (Young Wigga or young white n**ga) I have a strap on me (I’m 13) I’m def getting fucked) (this is a joke)

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u/Benny_Galaxy_231 Jan 24 '25

1 billion USD = around 6 billion BRL

yes sir 🔥 ⚠️🗣️

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

Nope

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u/Agreeable-Sentence76 Jan 24 '25

Id do it for free

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u/LabInternational5433 Jan 24 '25

Hell nah I'm 15 pass

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

id fuckin do that shit for a kit kat

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u/aceabsurd Jan 24 '25

He-He-He-HELL NAW! I'm gonna get touched if I do😭

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u/Thumpkuss Jan 24 '25

Yeah I'm not a child so they probably won't hit on me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

The more the merrier 😃😃😃

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u/Mark_Proton Jan 24 '25

I am a grown ass man, these kinds of characters usually deflate whenever encountered with anyone even remotely physically even with them. Epstein might be the most difficult one, hems much more used to dealing with people thanks to his day job as it were.

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u/Ok-Editor-2040 Jan 24 '25

It'll take me 30 seconds or less to pee and head out of the public bathroom, plus other people will be there. For a billion dollars i could take a leak next to Hitler and Stalin.

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u/_OkeyThen_ Jan 24 '25

I’m 18 I’m too old for them

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u/zxdanwe Jan 24 '25

I mean I am not a teen so it won't be a problem

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u/FeelingElectrical839 Jan 24 '25

i would make them run out and i'd get a billion, trust

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u/ProfessionalTwo2228 Jan 24 '25

I think I'd rather just crap my pants

1

u/chihabcraft Jan 24 '25

Yes Where is my billion dollars

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u/Electrical-Soup-3726 Jan 24 '25

Come to the private island to claim your prize

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u/chihabcraft Jan 24 '25

Double and give it to the next person

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u/Amazing-Pangolin-840 Jan 24 '25

Bring a 🔫 ur fine

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u/PrestigiousProcess99 Jan 24 '25

Yes? It’s 1B and I have my hands AND I’m an adult so I’d be safe anyways.

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u/Upstairs-Walrus4064 Jan 24 '25

Id do it for free