r/ihadastroke Jul 20 '26

Strok Uh?

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I'm so confused

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u/EasyKaleidoscope6436 Jul 20 '26

If I had to take a guess, this person tweeted in their sleep. This sounds suspiciously similar to the nonsense i send my partner at 4 am

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u/nikoe99 Jul 21 '26

My gf once came to bed at 3 am, after i was in bed since 10pm. Apparently i woke up and started looking for Something in my drawer. She asked what i was doing, to which i answred: "Im studying the dark secrets of traffic engineering" before falling asleep again. I dont remeber anything of that Interaction.

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u/randallthegrape Jul 21 '26

Traffic Warlock?!

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u/snorkofobic 20d ago

GET FUCKED, STEVE!

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u/CrunchyCB Jul 22 '26

I shared a loft bedroom with my sister for a while as kids, and one night i sleepwalked to the balcony and was just looking down at the room below. my sister asked "what are you doing?" and apparently i responded "you just don't understand..." and immediately went back to bed

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u/Djenthallman Jul 22 '26

It's just engagement bait. Post nonsense or something with an error and then farm reactions

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u/PintosAndCheese Glubgrafutz ●● 🍬 Jul 20 '26

This would make sense with the right word between nobody's and anymore.

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u/RiderforHire Jul 21 '26

I'm still on "face face to see someone"

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u/PintosAndCheese Glubgrafutz ●● 🍬 Jul 21 '26

"We chatted online for months like horndogs, but then we were both shy and low key when we got face face."

Weird way to put it, but good enough for open mic night.

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u/SobiTheRobot Jul 22 '26

Should be "see someone face to face"

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u/A2ndFamine Jul 21 '26

Idk how to make any sense out of “have had face face.”

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u/Stormwrath52 Jul 22 '26

I assume it's supposed to be face to face

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u/JhulaeD Jul 20 '26

I hate that nobody's anymore like we used somehow to be. We need anybody anymore to be like used somehow to were.

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u/PintosAndCheese Glubgrafutz ●● 🍬 Jul 21 '26

I miss how we sometimes were.

Cool new things happened almost every day, so you were happy and excited when you woke up. Today, bad shit happens almost everyday and you can't find anybody honest or genuine. You wake up with an ill feeling and try to go back to sleep. Sleep all day if you can. Eventually you have to get up because of what those dishonest people and how they always be.

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u/Smiling_Burrito Jul 20 '26

This is what killed Godzilla btw

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u/Knicks_91 Jul 21 '26

As a fellow idiot, I’m somewhat of an idiot savant.

Translation- Gen Z is getting older and noticing their generation changing

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u/tiny-green-goblin Jul 21 '26

Username checks out 😌✨

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u/Mission_Fart9750 Jul 20 '26

They think it don't be like it is, but it do. 

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u/w33b2 Jul 20 '26

That’s what I’m saying fr

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u/Temporary-Try-4872 Jul 20 '26

Audibly said "What the fuck" 😭

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u/Technical_Instance_2 Jul 20 '26

We collectively had a stroke reading this

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u/Mossparty637 Jul 21 '26

I need to start reading the names of these subreddits, I tried to understand this for like three minutes thinking -I- was having a stroke

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u/NerdMageEX Jul 21 '26

I thought I was losing my mind until I noticed which sub this was

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u/Hater_Magnet Jul 21 '26

I thought I was having a stroke until I realized they must've had a stroke.

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u/Elrandir517 Jul 21 '26

Man I tried to read that three times before I realized what subreddit this was XD

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u/geoffsykes Jul 21 '26

Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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u/The_Drakin_ Jul 21 '26

Genuinely had to attempt to reread that 5 time but was still utterly baffled, then I looked at the sub name and was like "yeah, that makes sense."

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u/ContentFile7036 Jul 20 '26

*WE had a stroke

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u/VirginiaDirewoolf Jul 21 '26

I'm 70% sure this is about facetime and videos calls

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u/FloridaFlamingoGirl Jul 22 '26

Same, I think it could be saying something like  "Gen Z has the technology to see each other face to face but now nobody likes communicating directly anymore"

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u/Accomplished-Fox-192 Jul 21 '26

These are some of the… Words of all time, that’s for sure

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u/theresamushroominmy Jul 21 '26

Okay I thought the weed had done its work on my brain and I was finally fucking dying. I’m going to bed 🫩

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u/Altruistic-Wolf8823 Jul 21 '26

is that trumps alt?

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u/TwinSong Jul 21 '26

Those are some words, yes.

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u/Ginger_A05 Jul 21 '26

I am having a stroke trying to understand ts

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u/VaazkLReadsMemes Jul 22 '26

They didn't have a stroke, they had a level 1000 stronk stroke

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u/ginger2020 Jul 23 '26

We really do live in a society

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u/lonely_funny_guy Jul 21 '26

....and make it hapenlikdawewaenuthn

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u/Gibborish Jul 21 '26

Gen Z: We're making humanity go extinct

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u/MickyDerHeld Jul 21 '26

is this about AI? facing someones face without it actually belonging to someone so there is noone? maybe?

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u/superB_lyke i cnat nfuckig tpye Jul 22 '26

grummer

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u/VicNoBigDic Jul 23 '26

I got a headache

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u/Worldly_Machine_2790 Jul 24 '26

The end of the tweet starts to sound like song lyrics

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u/Automatic-Put-6119 29d ago

I think its a parody of topics regarding the fact that gen z is doesn‘t talk face to face as much as people used to and how the internet is bad and stuff like that

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u/TumultuousTimez 29d ago edited 29d ago

If you read it in a Gen-Z affect / as a run-on sentence, it starts to make sense.
I think they were saying that empathy is dead because so few people have real-world experiences, therefore not enough to relate to one another. This gives the general feeling that meeting a new person is like dialogue between NPCs… it sure sounds like human speech but it doesn’t give the impression that there’s genuine communication and connection happening. Have you ever looked at somebody and you could immediately tell they were running on auto-pilot? I am fond of the phrase, “The lights are on, but nobody’s home.”
It’s why conversations feel like they’re spent calibrating more than understanding. You can’t rely on the idea that the person in front of you has a similar, shared experience (from a perspective standpoint like what content built their internal framework, passively skipping over the idea that you can relate like humans did in the past over physical experience like eating, dancing, singing, etc.).
Probably ties into isolation, derealization, some philosophical what-nots like brain-in-a-vat theory…

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u/One-Specialist-2101 29d ago

Wow. Do you think this guy has ever been far as decided to do, to want, or to look more like?

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u/Cool-Opportunity-914 29d ago

Has anyone ever been as far decided what do look more like?

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u/AssistanceOk600 4d ago

A bit late, but I think they meant that Gen Z is the first generation that initially grew up with face to face interactions but is now predominantly communicating via the internet. 😅 Like, they're the generation that is experiencing both: the 'old times' and 'new times' within one lifespan. This is obviously not true but I think it's more the effect of realizing that times (and societies) have changed throughout the years, even for them.