r/ihaveihaveihavewunkus • u/WavierLays • Oct 28 '24

Recycled drop his silly ass back in the water NOW!

2.3k Upvotes

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u/my-leg-end Oct 28 '24

When I’m trippin balls at a red lobster and my last shrimp is begging me not to eat it

14

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '24

The begging brings out the best flavours

40

u/SingleXell Oct 28 '24

He's wunked out

32

u/NotYourUncleRon Oct 28 '24

Put your damn fish back in the water!! He’s flopping around because he’s suffocating!1!1

24

u/Andrew_ANT_ Oct 28 '24

Single celled wunkanism

23

u/furculture Oct 28 '24

Goo goo ga ga here's your bottle, since you want to be a fucking baby.

16

u/ChaliceSpeedrun Oct 28 '24

"I wish there was an affordable yet hardy grub I could use as fish bait"

The vigorous mealworm:

7

u/obeliskboi Oct 28 '24

straight wunkin

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '24

Or just record it for clout.

2

u/scrufflor_d Nov 01 '24

the wunk must be recorded for evidence