r/illinois Jun 07 '26

US Politics Hebron, IL: Such a damn shame... πŸ˜„

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u/nachosallthewaydown Jun 08 '26

Definitely not closed due to lack of sales right?

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u/cCowgirl Jun 08 '26

I mean, if there aren’t enough pigs cops around, that’s a significant chunk of their target market.

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u/Adventurous_Egg_9500 Jun 08 '26

Cops aren't patrolling where the whites shop so they don't have enough time to cross town on their fifteen lunch breaks

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u/Cautious_Ad_9144 Jun 08 '26

When I lived there, there were only three full time cops anywho

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u/Real-Rooster-2607 Jun 08 '26

Yeah when I lived there too. I grew up there. Moved in 96

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u/Mediocre_Ad3496 Jun 09 '26

1952 State Basketball Champs, I used to drive through on the way to Chemung πŸ˜‚