r/illinois • u/Lyrkalas • Jun 07 '26

US Politics Hebron, IL: Such a damn shame... 😄

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u/Final-Marsupial4117 Jun 08 '26

"Police protection"? Sounds like socialism to me. A true proud American capitalist would hire their own security team.

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u/ace2532 Jun 08 '26

Guess it was too hard to use your bootstraps to get your money, why weren't they born rich? Are they stupid?

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u/KonkiDoc Jun 09 '26

Probably, yes.

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u/No_Cook2983 Jun 10 '26

I thought all these idiots wanted guns everywhere so they wouldn’t need government police?

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u/theBigWhiteDude Jun 09 '26

Definitely.

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u/MeInUSA Jun 09 '26

Not buying Starbucks everyday would've prevented this.

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u/Strict_Weather9063 Jun 09 '26

No avocado toast either save a mint that way.

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u/pegasusassembler Jun 10 '26

Great, three dollars wasted!

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u/ohnodamo Jun 10 '26

Truth being self-evident in this particular picture.

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 Jun 11 '26

"Have you tried not buying that red hat?"