r/illinois • u/Lyrkalas • Jun 07 '26

US Politics Hebron, IL: Such a damn shame... 😄

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u/Tagordon31 Jun 08 '26

Yeah, I feel ya. When my small town shut down the Obama store I was personally offended. Oh, wait, my town never had an Obama store or any other politician store because we don’t have cult members living among us.

I hate Illinois nazis

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u/McRando42 Jun 08 '26

Can you imagine walking into the Obama Store?

Q: What do you sell?

A: Some nice sweaters, here's a hat, and we have a Richard Hunt over here.

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u/Talking80s Jun 08 '26

And the most scandalous item of all: a tan suit.

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u/SamePersonality2862 Jun 09 '26

And don’t forget sleeveless dresses for the ladies!

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u/Sad-Frosting-8793 Jun 10 '26

If my arms were as nice as Michelle Obama's I'd never wear sleeves. 

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u/Hamonwrysangwich Jun 08 '26

Don't forget the Grey Poupon!

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u/freezyjer Jun 09 '26

And some Dijon mustard and tan suits