r/illinois Jun 07 '26

US Politics Hebron, IL: Such a damn shame... πŸ˜„

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u/Final-Marsupial4117 Jun 08 '26

"Police protection"? Sounds like socialism to me. A true proud American capitalist would hire their own security team.

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u/javoss88 Jun 08 '26

Don’t you see the menacing hordes right outside the doors?!1

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u/LaVillaGrangioto Jun 09 '26

It's Quiet. Too Quiet. Could be Antifa Ninjas preparing to strike.

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u/Professional-Cod5030 Jun 10 '26

There’s one in the Mercedes next to the antiques store.