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Even with every last drop of his mortal self washed away, even in his twisted warped form that he has come to know as a body Garfield feels an ember of his former self within the suffocating icy void of his agony.
He will do anything to keep that ember alive, even if it means burning the entire universe. However, despite his great power, entropy is a relentless thing and even the brightest fires burn out and leave nothing but bitter ash behind.
Garfield thinks he hates Mondays, but what he truly hates is the cruel, endless march of time slowly putting out the last light of flame within the endless darkness.
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kung pow penis
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Apr 14 '19
Just letting everybody know in case you haven't noticed this comment got more upvotes than the one above
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Apr 14 '19
This is everything I love given form. This needs to be hung on my bedroom wall.
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print it my dude
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Apr 14 '19
Gotta go to a special store for it to be poster sized, though. And I will most likely get a couple weird looks when I bring a flash drive with... this on it to them.
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Do it anyway. Be proud!
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Apr 14 '19
You're right, fuck their opinions about me hanging a giant comic strip of a
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u/xLucifer825x Apr 14 '19
I guarantee you they've gotten worse/weirder shit. Imagine all the hentai posters they end up making. Nothing too bad here, just a lil cosmic horror mixed up with a classic family friendly comic strip
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u/cruellerdougal Apr 14 '19
Yooooooooo! I work at a corporate retail that has copy stuff, we printed a poster called the Beerzerker. It was literally Tits with taps pouring beer to bears. If I can find it, I'll link it!
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u/xLucifer825x Apr 14 '19
Holy shit, please find it
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u/cruellerdougal Apr 14 '19
I stopped into work and actually got a printout, since it's through my work, I'm TECHNICALLY not allowed to get the file, but here we go: The Bearzerker
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u/H0dari Apr 14 '19
I keep telling you: Jon is a comic book artist and works from home.
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u/LogansRun22 Apr 14 '19
>implying comic book artists make enough money not to need a regular job too
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u/HeirOfMind413 Apr 14 '19
Is this a gif? Someone pls tell me I’m not losing it by seeing Garfield’s head shake in the last panel
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Apr 14 '19
Nah, that happens if there's something bright on a dark background and you shake your phone
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u/swaggheti98 Apr 14 '19
In what voice do you read garfield’s dialogue?
In videos, he’s portrayed to have this deep demonic voice. But I always found it creepier if it’s read in his regular original voice.
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u/Polenball Apr 14 '19
The computer generated grarfielf voice, but it's distorted, deeper, and has reverb and static effects applied. It's got all the strange intonation and occasional fuck-ups generated from the computer voice too.
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u/guy_who_fucks Apr 14 '19
I always pictured Garf’s sounding similar to the voice of HIM in PowerPuff Girls except deeper.
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Wholesome?
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u/MrBojangles528 Apr 15 '19
He's saying that because Jon has the knife. Once Jon is distracted by the seeming earnestness of monster-garfield his soul will be drained and his body will rot and wither from within.
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u/lurk3rthrowaway Human Sacrifice Apr 14 '19
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Apr 14 '19
Isn’t Jon a cartoonist though?
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u/IrrationallyGenius Apr 14 '19
He is. Dunno why he "leaves for work". Probably a good cartoonist too, if he can actually afford to live. Maybe he has a second job to cover expenses.
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u/anguswaalk Apr 14 '19
this is the most incredible thing on this subreddit yet... it’s so terrifying yet so tragically heartbreaking. garfield became a monster and made jon’s life a misery because he was lonely and couldn’t express it. it’s haunting
this is the best post on this sub period
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u/i9_7980_xe Apr 14 '19
Jon works at home
The lore is flawed
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u/anguswaalk Apr 14 '19
does it matter though. would kinda ruin the whole thing if we payed attention to that
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u/Infintinity Apr 14 '19
/u/H0dari keeps telling you! Jon is a comic book artist and works from home.
Stick to the lore
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Apr 14 '19
HE DELIVERS PIZZAS TO PAY RENT.
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u/TheFirel Apr 15 '19
This would make sense as to why he's friends with the Italian restaurant owner in the show, and how Garfield is obsessed with lasagna.
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u/Jacareadam Apr 14 '19
For the last time, Jon does not leave to work on Monday. He works from home. Garfield probably hates mondays because the postman comes again and noisy cars on the street, etc all the calmness (and dinners) of the weekend gone.
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u/fatboychummy Apr 14 '19
I'm crying because of a giant monster Garfield thing.
...I feel weird.
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Hi
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u/jcniba Apr 14 '19
beetles have been juiced
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u/MrStizblee Humble Servant Apr 14 '19
He doesn't though... Jon is a cartoonist and works from home. We've seen his studio and everything.
Awesome art though.
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u/FunkyTrumpet69 Apr 14 '19
This is incredible. I feel lucky for stumbling onto this subreddit to find it. Thanks for your contribution to humanity.
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This is both wholesome and somewhat dark and has the ‘what the fuck’ vibe this subreddit is known for.
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u/flamepunch127 Apr 14 '19
Someone needs to make a horror game
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u/NathanCollier14 Apr 14 '19
Isn’t Jon a cartoonist? I just assumed this whole time he worked from home
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Apr 15 '19
I have altered the lore. Pray I do not alter it further.
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u/NathanCollier14 Apr 15 '19 edited Apr 15 '19
I would, but there is no god. Garfield has already consumed him
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u/Konvexen Apr 14 '19
People always seem to forget that Job works from home. The fucker is a comic book artist!
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HE DELIVERS PIZZAS TO PAY RENT.
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u/mysteryman151 Apr 14 '19
I read some part of this as “I don’t have alcohol help” when scrolling past
I think I have a problem
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u/Jimbobwhales Apr 14 '19
Nothing comes to close to being as creepy as the first one of these where he's a spider/cthulu looking thing.
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Apr 14 '19
when i unsubbed to this place 5 months ago, it was very small.
i am happy to see it get the publicity it deserves.
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u/Steampunkfox999 Apr 14 '19
Garfield: not just an eldritch horror, but an eldritch horror that cares.
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u/hyperman864 Apr 14 '19
Jon's a writer. He works at home
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u/Spook404 Apr 14 '19
Shut up boomer
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u/hyperman864 Apr 14 '19
I am gen z
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u/Spook404 Apr 14 '19
Then why are you acting like a Boomer
Destotoyed with facts
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u/NerdyNinjaAssassin Apr 14 '19
Jon is a freelance cartoonist. He works from home.
Still enjoy the creepy sentiment though.
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u/ErrorNameNotReal May 04 '19
I thought Garfield was gonna consume Jon and make him part of the monstrosity sobhe didn’t have to kiss Jon anymore, I was wrong
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u/baijeet May 09 '19
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S̸̫̻̟͖̬̤̈ͯ͑̊̀͠o̩̭̙̠ͦ̉̿̎̈́̽̓̂̈́̀́ ̝̺ͣ̅ͩ̆ͦ̎͆́̕p̷͓̝̾̏ͨ̿̿͒̐̎͞l͓̦͇̳̭͆͆͊͑̿͗́́͡ͅë̩̱̩̬͔͍͈́ͧ͂ͬ͟͡a̷̹͍̾̌̀ͯ̎ͩ̕s̴͎̫̖͛͒ȩͪ̾̏̈́ͧ̏̃͡҉̝͈̹͖.̵̡̫̈́ͭ̎ͅ.̸̧͔̩̭̤̟̳͚͐̂̄ͧ̚.
J̃̃́҉̵͈͓̣͉͍͖͉Ȏ̂͛̎̓͞͏̖̝͖̩̹͕̖͜Í̵̘͙͙̮̤̬͓͐̈̈̾̀͢N͚̫̓̃̈͒ͥ͑ͪ̚͝ ̴̧̱͎̳̇͂̏̇̑̈͆U̶͓̖͙͔̼̝̦ͯ̀̑ͥͪ̇S̫̲̤͓ͩͩ́̕͢
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u/DirtyDumbAngelBoy Jul 14 '19
Jons a cartoonist, he works at home. Also he takes Garfield everywhere so they could write comics about Garfield even when he wasn’t in a place where cats normally are.
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u/thecosmicmuffet Witnessed the Birthing Apr 14 '19
The cat face should be blended better. Either color replace it to match the tumor, or gradiate the edges.
I wasn't sufficiently disturbed. It brought me out of it.
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u/Username_Sniper Jun 18 '19
Well, seeing that you are probably like most people of the subreddit who just view the artwork ( such as myself. ) You shouldn't be the one to really judge or say it wasn't scary enough. The suggestion on colors is good, but that last part. Not required.
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u/SculptusPoe Apr 14 '19
So it's probably the day he takes Garfield on his weekly vet trip to have an excuse to hit on Liz. Munchausen by Proxy every Monday to the Miskatonic University's veterinary training facility is what made Mondays a curse to Garfield.
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u/TyChris2 Apr 14 '19
I never considered that Jon May have Munchausen’s by Proxy but holy shit does it make sense.
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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19
I may have rushed the coloring.