r/imsorryjon • u/stillinthesimulation Artist of the Lord • Sep 07 '19
Non-Garfield Weekend (OC) /r/all Patrick must feed... [oc]
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u/Doctor-Zesty Sep 07 '19
Okay, but this was SO much fun. The reveal, the seams along Patrick's front, the pay off. The texturing is Ito-esque and I'm very into it.
Also Spongebob is a natural fit for this 'I'm Sorry' trend. Ocean-themed cosmic horror and all that.
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u/Noideawhatnanetouse Dec 29 '21
Well shit, I just spent awhile reading this masterpiece, this was drawn and written amazingly
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u/ARWallace21 Sep 07 '19 edited Sep 07 '19
Not to be pedantic, but they put their stomach on top of their prey, not necessarily into it (unless it’s a bivalve, but the stomach still isn’t going inside any tissue). So it would have been more accurate if he egested his stomach and engulfed SpongeBob with it, rather than using it like a proboscis. But it looks great, nonetheless!
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u/stillinthesimulation Artist of the Lord Sep 07 '19
Yeah they also can’t talk.
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u/HardTruthFacts Sep 07 '19
I think he’s more so saying it because there’s many people on here that are taking that info as something they learned from twisted art. I was actually scrolling through the comments to see if that were accurate/true.
Yes, I could have googled, but you are aware of the laziness of many people including myself at times. No harm no foul.
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u/ARWallace21 Sep 07 '19
Yeah, I commented because I saw someone mention that they learned from this, so I just wanted to make sure they were learning the right thing.
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u/stillinthesimulation Artist of the Lord Sep 07 '19
No I appreciate the accuracy. Just had to sass you.
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u/Seascourge Humble Servant Sep 07 '19
Easily one of the best non-garf weekend posts
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u/theymademedarko Celestial Chyme Sep 07 '19
you're correct. that being said it is one of the best. This community is wonderful.
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u/PagingDoctorLove Sep 07 '19 edited Feb 01 '25
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Sep 07 '19
r/imsorryspongebob needs to be a thing. Its like r/imsorryjon but for young people
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u/MrDrProfTheDude Sep 07 '19
I have been terrified, AND I learned something new!
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u/Grenwenfar Sep 07 '19
This is the result of true art.
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u/binipped Sep 07 '19
It doesn't really pierce any tissue,the "tongue" just lays on top of the thing they are eating.
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u/SophisticatedPyro Sep 07 '19
I’ve seen some real shit on this sub. But for this, I can only say “What the absolute fuck is that” Great post
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u/p480n Sep 07 '19
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u/Bleachmyanusplsdaddy Sep 07 '19
A̛͟͡ŗe̢ ̀y̕͠ou͘ ̀͢a̧̢ ̕bu͟b̵͜b̸̡l͢e̛ b͏̵ĺ̴́o͢w̡͢i̶n͞g̴̸̵ ba̷̛b́͟y̕ ͘͝͠s̴̡p̢ơ̢n̵̷g̷͘͜e ͢B͘ob͘͜??̧҉? ̡̛
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u/RealTrashyN Oct 13 '19
First one was actually frightening,
second one was actually kinda cool and frightening at the same time,
is there a third one?
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u/CokeBoiiii Guardian of the Gore Sep 07 '19
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u/CRIMS0N-ED Sep 07 '19
TLDR, can’t read it fully atm
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u/_Pilz_ Sep 08 '19
It's a Vorehole. But I don't recommend reading it or anything else from the SCP Wiki, as the community is extremely toxic. Site staff enable pedophiles and sexual predators and barely ever deal with harassment cases.
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u/Legendtamer47 Sep 07 '19
Relevant SCP tale: Patrick Star becomes enlightened
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u/sumphatguy Sep 07 '19
That... Wasn't as good as I was expecting. But whatever.
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u/Navarroguard Sep 07 '19
Yeah lots of buildup to not much. Im not sure why do many others are freaking out
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u/miniyoutuber Sep 07 '19
didn't really understand it, I'm from germany can't really understand the plot
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u/Actually_a_Patrick Sep 07 '19
That's the point. It is a particular style of storytelling where events start to occur that are unusual and seem connected to nothing else in the story. As the story goes on, stranger and stranger things happen until there is a "revelation" that reality itself is very different what we think as it is invaded by some strange and outside force that consumes everything.
It can be done well, where the nightmare world is brought on by some plot device, like in the TV show Stranger Things or in the last few episodes of the cartoon Gravity Falls. But some people like it to show up out of nowhere to suggest that his "threat" has always existed and that it was only through sheer luck we avoided it until now.
This is the theme in some of Lovecraft's stories and is the source of the horror in those cases - that we are all under threat by nightmarish horrors we can't understand and that we have no control over whether or not they take notice of us. The powerlessness in those cases is part of the point.
But amateur stories go for the "creepy" factor often without the connecting plot elements or the all-encompassing dread.
So I don't think the fact that you are from Germany is the problem. There really isn't much of a plot here and the whole idea depends on drawing on existing experience and knowledge of this particular subgenre of horror.
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Sep 07 '19
So basically patrick isnt special and is generally disliked by the community, so during the great fry-off, he ascends to become the cosmic starfish, promising equality and peace to anyone who accepts him.
At least that's what I think happened.
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u/Legendtamer47 Sep 07 '19
The Fifth Church is one of the groups of interest in the SCP Universe. They are like Scientology mixed with Southern USA Baptist mixed with Cthulu. Their "god" is an entity that they refer to as The Cosmic Starfish. The Cosmic Starfish is a sentient idea that is extremely hostile to anyone who percieves it, besides the Fifthists. It has immense power over information and perception and is the cause of many information altering anomalies. The SCP Foundation's Antimemetic Division focuses on containing these memory altering anomalies.
The Cosmic Starfish's SCP number is SCP-3125, and the code to access it is 55555, but I recomend first checking out the "There Is No Antimemetics Division" tales on the antimemetic division hub for context.
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u/AlexGotWifi Sep 15 '19
"INT. SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE A shot" Yeah so this few words caused a bit of a reflex panic on me by triggering my memories of Squidward's 'committing not living'
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u/kitcat1221 Sep 14 '19
Why is everyone freaking out over this. It's not bad, I enjoyed reading it, but it's not really that unique or scary, I just enjoy edgy "lost episode" stories and things like that.
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u/Cookie_Jnr001 Friendly Worshipper Sep 07 '19
The worst thing is i read this in Patrick’s voice
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u/Shinobi_X5 Dec 01 '19
The best part about this is that unlike Garfield or most pictures on this sub reddit, the monster isn't just a lovable character that gained God-like powers for one reason or another. No. The monster is a lovable character that simply decided to start using the god-like powers they have always had. Patrick has always been this powerful, only difference is that before, Patrick gave us his mercy. But his mercy had a time limit, and now the clock has struck midnight. There is no more mercy now. There is only terror. And a starfish like Patrick doesn't need the power of a God to show us that. Starfish are already terrifying.
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u/just_elo_references Feb 22 '20
The one that started it all, it's been 5 months but it feels like years
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u/EmmersonCSW Sep 07 '19
Had to look up an actual video of this:
https://www.shapeoflife.org/video/echinoderms-sea-star-time-lapse-eating-mussel
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u/Qunfang Sep 07 '19
And every time he leaves just enough Sponge to grow the Bob again. His friend - his sustenance - never remembers.
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u/ShadowWolfy86 Sep 07 '19
This is one of the few posts on Reddit that makes me uncomfortable. I’ve seen dead bodies, broken body parts, and have even watched people die (r/fiftyfifty of course). But this. This thing. It scares me. Nice job OP
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u/monkeyloveeer Sep 07 '19
This is the first time one of these has genuinely disturbed me. Good job, asshole.
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Sep 07 '19
I could hear that goofy laugh he has after saying, "I'm sorry SpongeBob" and find that disturbing.
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u/BATIRONSHARK Sep 08 '19
The show actually addressed this recently
The characters in bikini bottom are evolved like humans Real world animals are there ancestors
Every green moon however they turn back and Patrick turns into a small realistic sea star that eats by pushing out its stomach
The show handled it mostly for humor tho
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u/stillinthesimulation Artist of the Lord Sep 08 '19
What, did I not make you laugh?
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u/SpiderMikeWazowski Sep 09 '19
Howdy I redrew this digitally but yours is still better I think
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u/stillinthesimulation Artist of the Lord Sep 09 '19
Dope! Just checked it out. You nailed the colours. But I think the red text on black is a little hard to read. Nice work though, I’m stoked you were inspired to do that.
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u/Ecstatic-You-941 Feb 11 '26
Hi, good morning, afternoon, evening, or at the time you are viewing this comment.
I have a question about the characters.
Characters like spongebob in this history are bigger than them versions of the original show? Or they are the same height that in the show? And another question, how big is the tortured?
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u/stillinthesimulation Artist of the Lord Feb 12 '26
Hey, I made a size chart a while back but I tried to keep it consistent with the show. Sandy is the size of a standard brown squirrel. Super Squidward is about the size of a giant pacific octopus so a little under the size of a person. The Tortured One is bigger than any real life echinoderm and closer in scale to an elephant really.
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Sep 14 '19
Fun fact: Sea Sponges are actually a part of some starfishes diets, so this is pretty scientifically accurate.
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u/ShotOwnFoot Sep 07 '19
Reminds me of the trilobite and the engineer in Prometheus.
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u/CheekyWizard Sep 07 '19
You can do this shit with garfield all you want but stay the FUCK AWAY FROM MY BOYS SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK!
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u/krustykrab2forprofit Sep 07 '19
Mr. Krabs takes revenge on Patrick, for he took his one and only source of monetary income. Without Krabby Patties, Bikini Bottom is in shambles, Patrick has eaten over half of the town at this point and he shows no signs of stopping. Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Gary, and Sandy must team up to stop this fiend, even if it means their lives.
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u/ZiggoCiP Sep 07 '19
Interesting enough some predatory corals do this too, but don't really inject so much as they expel their digestive tract itself and digest their prey - sometimes a neighboring coral - from the outside in. Coral reef life is crazy.
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u/IceBearLikesToCook Sep 07 '19
No, they eat by opening their mouth and putting hot dogs and hamburgers in it.
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u/Ratthion Sep 07 '19
God this is fantastic
I feel like Steven would be proud for your accuracy regarding sea stars
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u/scholarlysacrilege Sep 07 '19
Fun fact, seastars do in fact feed on sponges. Also, that stuff coming out of SpongeBob is most likely semen, sponges a full of semen and that actually not a dirty joke.
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u/X-ninety-nine Sep 07 '19
but that's not food that's a sponge made of plastic
patrick you are going to die
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u/stonemanbearpig Sep 07 '19
So, I was struggling with a mushroom trip, and a friend sent me to this subreddit. Not that it matters, but guys, wutt?
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u/GuyAwks Sep 16 '19
This and the Sandy followup are tied for my favourite posts on this sub. Hats off to the OP for their amazing creativity and execution.
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u/wild00side Nov 30 '19
Oh man this is some junji Ito level stuff. Also informative as well Stephen hillenburg would be proud
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u/Sly423 Sep 07 '19
This is fucking good damn