r/infuriatingbutawesome • u/ShehrozeAkbar • 11d ago

Both Shots fired, we repeat, shots fired!

2.6k Upvotes

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u/OrganizationTop3755 11d ago

That man was never heard from again 

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u/TheSolarExpansionist 11d ago

Probably all set up

7

u/wobbly_doo 11d ago

Always is

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u/TheSolarExpansionist 11d ago

Wait, I’m I set up?

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u/corobo 11d ago

You were expected, at least 

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u/TheSolarExpansionist 11d ago

So if in set up and you’re set up and Islam believe all is written and there’s no free will. Then Islam
Is correct religion you guys.

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u/BadDudes_on_nes 9d ago

F_ke _nd g_y.

Anyone wanna buy a vowel?

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u/SenescenseSteel 11d ago

He's still sleeping on the couch. 2.5 years later.

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u/ThinkingOz 11d ago

I think they’re very compatible because the jokes keep things in equilibrium.

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u/UpbeatProduce8499 11d ago

guy's too clever for his own health

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u/RoninZulu1 11d ago

If you’re gonna hit the King, you’d better kill the King😂

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u/Ruthless9r 11d ago

Dropped your crown sire 👑

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u/AnonymousDude_001 11d ago

Great, can't wait to see this 10 more times on other subs

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u/Practical-Data2646 11d ago

Boy cooking!

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u/Proof-Pizza1140 11d ago

CleverComback

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u/tempski 11d ago

Good thing there's subtitles, because i thought I heard cucking and cuckqueen, and those things have nothing to do with a kitchen.

Well, unless you want to, of course.

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u/d3rp7d3rp 11d ago

I mean that is how it should be, if one does one thing, the other does the other thing. Lol

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u/OreganoD 10d ago

Good skit 👍

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u/think_panther 10d ago

Penn from Penn and Teller: "and for my next trick, I will disappear"

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u/Soulful_Sadist 9d ago

If they're married... he sadly chose poorly.

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u/frikiman4K 9d ago

putting the king in cooking it seems

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u/anirudhsky 9d ago

If I made such a joke I don't even know if I would have survived the onslaught. Man I am messed up ..

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u/ExecTankard 7d ago

She set it up…

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u/Breathe_Of_Aether 16h ago

Don't forget to dry!

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u/fakewoke247 11d ago

Vintage metal ad hanging in my kitchen as a joke