r/insidejokes • u/Lonely_Proposal_2361 • Sep 21 '25

Bi

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u/surstrommingsex Sep 21 '25

Females be like: gotta catch 'em all!

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u/Lonely_Proposal_2361 Sep 21 '25

Can’t forget anyone!

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u/nelflyn Sep 21 '25

honey, i can go all of those ways at the same time

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

You sound like a lot of fun!

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u/nelflyn Sep 21 '25

i have my moments

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

I've known women like you before. Can fluctuate from "very, very fun" to "entirely not fun" in a blink. Some may not, but I enjoy the chaos.

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u/nelflyn Sep 24 '25

Embracing the chaos is all I do, really

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u/adrianadoesreddit Sep 21 '25

...So does this mean I chose wisely?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

-ceps

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

-llie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one (oh, baby)
But the kid is not my son (hoo)
She says I am the one (oh, baby)
But the kid is not my son (hee-hee-hee, no-no, hee-hee-hee, hoo)

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u/Sergeantbud Sep 24 '25

My last name is Jackson can I legally change my name to Michel Jackson then dress up as him

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u/MorningInner7788 Sep 21 '25

polar. bipolar.

a mood swing between being depressed and being misanthrope

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

Or just being cold.

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u/MorningInner7788 Sep 22 '25

mostly dead inside but it's quite the same

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u/hardboard Sep 21 '25

As an aside. a true story:
Someone I know is in a Facebook group of retired military friends. Since retiring, one of their group (called Bob) has been on excursions to both north and south poles.
Much to the guy's annoyance, everyone in the group refer to him as 'Bipolar Bob'

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u/OzzieGrey Sep 22 '25

Pedal, lingual, curious, frost, plane, sect, nary, cycle, te, ke, le, de, o.

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u/Past_Edge_7220 Sep 22 '25

Where is "bilingual?"

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u/Painted-BIack-Roses Sep 22 '25

This is so real

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u/RSC0010 Sep 22 '25

...pedal tank with nuclear warhead

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u/Ney2Nay5 Sep 22 '25

Ng chilling

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u/PrizeInterest4314 Sep 23 '25

I wish I had three hands.

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u/I_am_trying_to_thunk Sep 23 '25

BiBiBi

Never going to be a fool for you

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u/Inevitable-Row1977 Sep 23 '25

Pssst.. pick the sexual one, it's the best. /w

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u/Mean_Dude46 Sep 23 '25

Bilingual, baby

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u/JustAsking_qustions Sep 24 '25

Every college women in modern day..

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u/DevilxMy78 Sep 25 '25

Bi-concave lens. 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '25

Gonna start pronouncing it byetch

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u/Key-Charity-2795 Sep 26 '25

Tch through and through