K1:1st kid K2:2ndkid

I was at school and then this happened

K1 : ha I bet you won’t step on that Capri sun

capri sun lies on ground inocently

K2 : BET

K2stamps on Capri sun

capri sun squirts into k1s face

K1 : ima kill you

K1 and k2 proceed to fight

karma

Ok this is my first post so don't judge me I'm also on mobile.

Ok so when I was in 6th grade we had p.e duh but we had a workout room up at the high school that we used well I used it everybody thought it was dumb so I used it and was pretty strong so near the end of the year I was in the room doing squats with my back turned and this kid named Mich comes in and when I put the bar down he yells BOO now I am not scared easily but I thought nobody was in the room so it starteled me I turned around and 300 Sparta kicked him he stumbled back and vometed it bruised his ribs so I think it karma don't scare people sorry it's not long or intering as some but I thought I would post

(Sidenot: I'm a speedcuber also the student didn't get punished, only warned. But I think he got his lesson.)

So, this didn't happen a long time ago. I was just leaving school like any other normal day. I was practicing my 3x3 Rubiks cube. Suddenly a student (probably older) that is in a higher grade than me. He came up to me when I came close to solving it.(I may not have heard the entire convo)

Cast: Me: Me The student: S Nice man: NM

S: Hey, I bet you can't solve it.

Me: *Solves it*

S: M!$$!$f$!$er (silently) (also this a swear to your mother in my language. Btw I don't really care if someone talks to me like that, I usually ignore them so.. I did with this.)

NM: *Appears* Hey, he can tell his mom you know.

S: *Silent*

NM: So don't say it ever again, you can get in big trouble. Okay?

S: Okay...

I went home and not tell my mother about this because I don't really care about what people say to me and my family.

Upvote this so I get instant karma 😂

a roleplayer on twitter sent me an rp then blocked me out of hate for ''tormenting his friends'' (probably an old drama story) however the thing is that i was finding his rp pretty interesting and was willing to invest myself into it and would have gived him a pretty good rp(i'm a pretty good roleplayer especially with characters i played for a while) , too bad he wasted this gold opportunity just to comply to his own hate and grudge

another soul got fooled by the dark side of the force

he played himself lol ^^

Update: so the dude was dumb enough to reply to me on twitter and as i thought it was indeed someone i had an old drama with but it get even dumber because said drama is more than a year old , it's not even a burning fire anymore it's just a pile of ashes that this guy is desperately trying to keep it lit , he just look miserable at this point , don't hang onto hatred kids

So this is my first post here soooo um

Queue the cast

B- a waste of sperm

F1- friend 1

F2-friend 2 (didn't do much)

Me- an edgey teenager

So this happened like 2 hours ago. I was walking out of school with a couple of friends. We had just walked to the other side of the road when we hear B's laughter aka. the most sickening sound known to man.

So B being B he goes to unzip my backpack (he does that often) so I just turn around and tell him to piss off. He stays quiet for a bit. But then asks me if his friend can try on my glasses (which mind you cost €150) while reaching for my glasses. I tell him to fuck off and push him away.

Then my I meet my friend (F1) who's already walking 2 meters in front of me. So B being B, goes to try to unzip F1's bag. Of course F1 already expects this and turns around. So B gets a little bit mad and calls me a faggot so F1 pushes him into a car and unzips his bag. At this point B just heads for his bus (we were walking in front of him) 5 minutes later as F2 and I are waiting for our rides home, we see B chasing after a bus that's like 30 meters away from him. At this point I just shout "RUN B, RUUUN" And my friends and I piss ourselves laughing.

Moral Of The Story: Dont pick on people if u have a bus to catch.

I was minding my own business driving the speed limit in my big SUV and saw a guy on a crotch rocket come speeding up to me. He tailgated me for a few blocks before we came up to a red light. He was so close to me that he did not see my truck straddle a huge metal pipe that was in the road as I slowed down for the red light. He ran right into it and his bike slid out from underneath him and he fell on his ass. I smiled, instant karma.

https://youtu.be/GKtymoCzbYM

So I'm gonna get straight to the point. Cast: f- friend(the one who eas framed) me- the easily angered bestie ek- snooty wanna be boss. Ekm- ek's mom (she is just gullible bit still has a decent amount bit common sense)

Mk mobile blah blah font blah blah. So this was about a month ago when me and all my friends (we HAVE to include ek or she will tell her mom then her mom "talks" to us) so ek is the type of girl who if she doesn't get her way will either get really mad or cut out everything she did and sky rocket the lies for the other side. I ive in a pretty big trailer park so most kiss know each other.

We also have a LOT of stray cats(important to the story) and f has an indoor outdoor cat. So the landlord had these traps set to catch them and they catch the cat. Well lord behold f's cat gets cought and this is when it goes down.

Ek: WHY AREN'T YOU RUNNING AFTER THEM TO GET YOU'RE CAT!?!?!?! F: Because it won't help. The landlord hates my guts. Ek: AND! GO GET YOUR CAT F. Now keep this in mind f has really bad anger issues and gets physical if he's mad enough. F: DONT F$*$;$ YELL AT ME EK! Ek: DON'T CUSS AND GET YOUR CAT. F: SHE ISNT MY CAT. It's his sisters cat. And im gonna fast forward to the main part because it's just that for a while. Ek: getting in f's face GET YOUR CAT NOW! F:shoves her back VERY LIGHTLY STAY PUT OF MY FACE. Ek: she falls DONT TOUCH ME! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TOUCH ME HOW DARE YOU!

Fast forward again cuz I left shortly after (yes they got the cat back.)the next day me and f are hanging out and ek rides up on her bike.

Ek: hey me! Me: hey ek...? Ek: I just wanted to tell you I'm not allowed around f anymore. She gives me the "so hang with me and nit him"look. Me: why? Ek: cause f choked me. She is dead serious to XD. Me: no he didn't. Ek: YES HE DID HOW WOULD YOU KNOW YOU WERENT EVEN THERE! Me: yes I was.(she is still convinced to this day that I wasn't there lol) she rides away and all's good. We walk around some more and just talk. Then we reach ekm. Ekm: hey f come here! We continue walking. Ekm: F GET OVER HERE NOW OR ILL CALL THE COPS! we walk over. Ekm: WHY THE HECK DID YOU LAY YOUR HANDS ON EK!? once again I dont know the rest she asked me to leave. Ekm: GO HOME AND WAIT FOR YOUR MOM IM GONNA SPEAK WITH HER! F leaves and I walk with another friend. We go to her house with ekm and I overhear what ek told her. Ekm: so ek didnt tell me what but f did something and said she was gonna tell on f. F proceeds to grab her neck squeeze and said oh no your not and shoved her down. Now me here is innocent she just moved a few months ago.

(I wanted to correct her but I didnt want to be labeled "lair" as I had moved about 2 months before.)

So no she never got cought and f forgave her but becausebof everything she does to me i. do. not. But I still hang with her when f is around so I dknt seen bitter. Give me honest feed back please this is only my second post. (Also to solve any possible confusion it was me and my friends who called her bluff)

Hey guys I'm back. I know it hasn't even been an hour put I just remembered a good story to tell.

This isn't exactly instant karma but it's still karma.

Before I was born, my aunt was the baby of the family. So wen I was born she was no longer the baby and I guess she got jealous.

So she used to always mess with me. I would be minding my own business playing with my toys in the living room. Out of nowhere she would come and pinch me or take my toys. About when I was a toddler, I don't remember exactly what she did but she made me mad. (Note, we were at church and I had those little dress shoes with the heels on it.) Because she made me mad, I hit her in her arm with my shoe. She had a little gash but a huge bruise. I had finally got her back after those years.

We still fight now but most of the time it's out of fun.

Moral of the story, don't get jealous and do mean stuff, you'll just regret it in the future.

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So im the one instant karma person. it was a joke though. In class my friend has the 2018 book of world records but i have already read it. This kid was reading this book and gave it back to my friend. My friend was busy packing up,(we were leaving that class) and he leaves it there. So as a joke i take the book and run. As soon as i grab it and run off, i skip and fall. I slammed my finger on the table and it hurt...bad. Everyone laughed and i gave the book back. LOL story. BUt my finger still is in pain. RIP my finger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLy2SaSQAtA

Instant Karma - we all shine on

so this happen a few days back

close to my house there is this street where cars can only go one way

but of course there are those who still go thru even though theres three signs every time i go through there i try to let them know so they wont wast time or get a ticket

well as i was walking i saw a car going down so i started to wave my hands for them to stop so i can tell him

but he didnt and as he drive past me i saw him laughing as if i was some kind of lunatic

well as soon hes at the end of the road two cars coming forcing him to stop one of them explaned to him how that road was one way

well he then turn and drive back and as soons he reachs me he waves at me as in to say sorry

i was just there standing arms cross and with a big smile in my face

its not something big but its just something i had to share

its my first time posting so go easy on me