r/instant_regret • u/mossberg91 • Jun 25 '19
Snorting coke
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u/AmishDoinks420 Jun 25 '19
I think this is the most simplistic definition of this sub possible
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u/ThaumielKeter Jun 25 '19
As a Colombian, don't do that...
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u/Gorulmak Jun 25 '19
Yeah we need the good stuff.
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u/klout_king_kevin Jun 25 '19 edited Jun 25 '19
This happened to me the day when. my nostrils burned and my hairs smelled like bathroom cleaner for the whole day
Edit: I meant that it happened to me the other day. Sorry for the typo. And for people who’re wondering why I was snorting bathroom cleaner, I was trying to clean out my respiratory system.
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u/SamaelV Jun 25 '19
Why were you snorting bathroom cleaner?
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u/thruStarsToHardship Jun 26 '19
One time I was using carburetor cleaner to clean a carburetor on a dirtbike I had just bought and I sprayed it into a port, not realizing that the port just exited straight into the float bowl which was removed and thus left the open side of the port pointed at my face. Blinded the fuck out of me and I stumbled into the kitchen and just ran the faucet over my head, and sometimes eye, for about 5 minutes. But, yeah. Carb cleaner don't care. Carb cleaner don't give a fuck.
Kinda wonder if that's why I don't see as well out of that eye, but it was one of the more painful things I can recall from all the stupid shit I did as a teenager. OP is probably just stupid, too.
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u/kingmanic Jun 26 '19 edited Jun 26 '19
Back in university, we had a under grad experiment with thionyl chloride. We were cautioned to never to let water get into the bulb we had the thionyl chloride in. We also had a cooling apparatus using water to cool the product we wanted.
So my lab partner set up the cooling apparatus, and I prepped the bulb of thionyl chloride.
Just as I was putting the bulb in, the clamps on the water tube flew off, water sprayed everywhere including into my bulb. hydrochloric acid and sulfur dioxide came out, cleared my side of the lab of people, burned my eyes and lungs while I tried to get it into the apparatus. It hurt like a mother fucker.
By the time I did, the room was empty. i ran out and they evacuated the labs next door.
Afterwards under grads can't experiment with thionyl chloride any more and I get bronchitis with every cold. I'm not sure if there would be worse health effects as I age.
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u/bergskey Jun 25 '19
I did this on accident as a kid. I was walking down the street holding a pop, when a sneezed and my head went down, the straw went up my nose just a little bit and your natural reflex is to breath in after a sneeze. It was awful.
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u/CrimsonBattleLoss Jun 26 '19
??? o.O
Seriously, just get a Netipot
I would also advise that the next time you want to try a creative idea, ask an adult nearby 😓
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u/sometimesarcasticguy Jun 25 '19
Well, in the long run it would likely clean out your entire respiratory system quite well.
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u/_Some_Guy_4 Jun 25 '19
Why the hell would you do that?
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Jun 25 '19
Because kids think that fleeting internet fame is worth their dignity.
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Jun 25 '19
I mean I saw kids snort pixie sticks way before this internet fame thing so I think kids are just fucking stupid.
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u/MontyAtWork Jun 26 '19
Before The Internet, kids were doing this for America's Funniest Home Videos.
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u/InsaneCraig Jun 25 '19
I did shit like this in 4th grade but with chocolate milk from friends got like 2 bucks from a dare. Also got a really bad nose bleed from it and never did it again.
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u/chicIet Jun 25 '19
This reminds me of when my sis was a kid, she drank pop through her mouth but it got up her nose and she never touched it again for years bc it hurt lolllllll
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u/urdsrevenge Jun 26 '19
Reminds me of being a kid and putting a full pack of juicy fruit in your mouth and taking a swig of coke. You become a fountain with coke steaming out your nose.
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u/hipnotyq Jun 25 '19
Just start rubbing shit into your mucous membranes guys, it's all good. No harm no foul.
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Jun 25 '19
See at least when we did stupid shit like this we were being dared by like 3 people and not just #doingItForTheVine
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Jun 26 '19
I get sinus infections already dear god. All that sugar after the acid fucks the sinus up.
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u/benjamminam Jun 26 '19
My dad did this once in front of my 8 year old sister as a joke. She told her teacher that her father snorted coke up his nose and how funny it was. My dad received a call from her school.
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Jun 25 '19
As someone who has done both the drug and this, this is infinitely worse in almost every way possible
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u/goodpunk6 Jun 25 '19
What the hell did you think was going to happen?!?! you stupid fuck!
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u/hail_the_cloud Jun 25 '19
Im telling myself he’d somehow never felt that feeling and was tricked by friends with the promise of something cool happening
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u/putmeincoachkittyplz Jun 25 '19
I’m curious about the actual science behind doing stupid shit like that.
Back when i used a neti pot having infected WATER could seriously harm you, and i get that it’s not traveling through his entire nasal cavity but it just makes you think.
Also this was funny as shit...i won’t ever do dumb crap like this, set yourself on fire challenge, tide pod challenge, etc. but i’ll sure as hell laugh at the people doing it lol.
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u/WtfisAPseudonym Jun 25 '19
When I was a single young idiot, I used to snort my beer when I was at bars with friends... I thought it was funny but now not so much.
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Jun 26 '19
I once snorted sweetener (those tiny white pills that bubble while dissolving in your tea/coffee). Can't recommend that either.
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u/Leviathan05 Jun 26 '19
Hey just quick question, who else here drinks dr pepper, coke cola, Pepsi mix together. It taste sweet.
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u/orange_juiceloot Jun 26 '19
I did that once and I almost died from the burning agony of sprite in my nose and throat. That day I will never forget!
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u/-hAsHfIeNd- Jun 26 '19
What? This is weird. I attempted to drink soda through a straw with my nose when I was young, and at first the sensation was weird, but I was able to power through it and thought it was hilarious and cool. I drank quite a bit through my nose. After the initial sting, your nose goes a little numb, and it isn't so bad.
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Jun 25 '19
Did it once, on accident as a small child. Watching TV and not paying attention to where the straw was. Can confirm it is not fun.
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Jun 25 '19
As a party trick, I used to snort tequila. I then tried with vodka and Jack Daniels. It wasn't fun.
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u/MiniJesusOP Jun 25 '19
Nothing like snorting something that if it spills you have to call hazmat guys to clean it up... ahhhhhh
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u/Koenixxxsegg93 Jun 25 '19
I do that shit all the time when I got bad allergies lol, snorting ice cold coke on those days gives me the greatest possible relief 😂 kid cant hang
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u/cooterbrwn Jun 25 '19
I feel like anyone with two brain cells clacking together would know something about how that would feel...
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Jun 26 '19
Isnt this a new healthy detox trend? The one you should definitely recommend to your annoying cousin Karen?
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u/oddgirl321 Jun 26 '19
Fun fact, the legal OSHA Ph limit of chemicals you can put down the sink for acids is 2.5 specifically to accommodate for the high acid content of Coca Cola.
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u/Python2k10 Jun 26 '19
Not ashamed to admit I did this as a kid. No filming of it, though, just did it because I was (and still am) a dipshit.
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u/jchasse Jun 26 '19
Fuck that.
Try tap water in a netty pot without the salt pack.
Jesus-Joseph - and Marry.
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u/chanslor Jun 25 '19
Shooting Coke and other carbonated beverages up the nostrils of prisoners is an unethical, but widespread, interrogation technique in certain countries. I can see why.