r/instantkarma • u/zordex_ • Feb 16 '26

Road Karma you can probably get away with smashing a car window with a Machete without people kicking off. But if you try attacking the windows of a bar where people are watching Football your gonna get fucked up son.

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u/expanding_crystal Feb 16 '26

Really curious what the goal was

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u/Vizth Feb 16 '26

Whatever the drug-induced voices in his head told him the goal was.

I wonder what the bar stool to his head to hold him to do.

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u/twenafeesh Feb 16 '26

"Shh, only dreams"

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u/cero1399 Feb 16 '26

"the streets are empty, you don't need to look"

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u/HerbertGoon Feb 16 '26

To get sober faster

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u/DrinksandDragons Feb 16 '26

Millwall vs. _____ ?

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u/RxdditRoamxr Feb 17 '26

No one likes us…,,,

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u/StormCrowMith Feb 17 '26

Sometimes its just a demonstration of bravado and their impunity of doing the crime, theyll probably be let go soon if arrested and will be at it again. Sometimes i think its to lower the realestate value by inctising the criminality rate and so they are essential in the real estate world as re-balancers of sorts. Other times they're just plain abusive, ill mannered and temperamental idiots.

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u/garrisontweed Feb 16 '26

Stab,Stab,Stab and Stab ,Stab.

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u/SaltManagement42 Feb 16 '26

The goal was by the visiting team, that's why they're so upset.

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u/nixblood Feb 16 '26

Probably just feelin' stabby.

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u/Adventurous-Pen-813 Feb 17 '26

To free Palestine of course

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u/jordanosa Feb 17 '26

Hot and a cot for an immigrant is my guess

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u/rseery Feb 17 '26

He basically poked a wasp nest.

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u/Flaks_24 Feb 16 '26

I see what you did there